If you were in a car would you know what accident to do?

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queermunist@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 333d (3 replies)

If you car Would you what
were in a car know what
accident to do?

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 332d (2 replies)

You wouldn't car a download

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 332d (1 reply)

🏴‍☠️ like hell I wouldn't

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 332d

I'm pretty sure that I've downloaded more cars for GTA 4 and Cyberpunk 2077 than I've physically been in 🤷

morto@piefed.social · 17 pts · 333d

I only make happy little accidents

bob ross painting

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 333d (3 replies)

Uh... Piss pants?

sik0fewl@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 332d (2 replies)

Unplanned pregnancy?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 332d (1 reply)

You win. That's a way better accident to have in a car.

echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 332d

It's also a fun story to tell the child.

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 333d (1 reply)

!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 333d

Thanks!
That's the comm I was initially going to post to, but I couldn't recall the name...subscribed! and x-posted.

BlueLineBae@midwest.social · 9 pts · 333d

Hmmm, I choose piss myself!

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 332d

No. I'm very indecisive about my accidents.

markz@suppo.fi · 7 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Sometimes you know.

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 333d

If you car.

Lampadaire_raclette@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 333d (2 replies)

Car what accident to do?

casmael@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 332d (1 reply)

But who was phone?!

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 332d

carphone

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 333d (3 replies)
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Dojan@pawb.social · 2 pts · 333d (2 replies)

So… fraud? I like that in a person.

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 333d
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FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 333d

Mkay, Mr Trump.

rarbg@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 332d (2 replies)

If you got a job as a graphic designer would you know what to do?

oascany@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d

If you got a job as a would you know what graphic designer to do?

SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 332d
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xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 333d

"Uh, no. I guess not."

xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 332d

It's rude to call people accidents, even if it's often true. :)

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 332d

If I knew then it'd be on purpose

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 332d

Fender bender sounds like gender bender therefore I have to assume they're similar and related, so I guess if I were going to be a vehicular outlaw I'd do that. Oh honey, your fender is bent I guess it's not as straight as you had always assumed.

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 332d (1 reply)

yup I've always got the idea spinning around in my head of just turning the steering wheel a bunch in one direction to see what will happen. that being said i use public transit, so I'm much less of a liability than others. i think.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 332d

unless you're the bus driver

hddsx@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 333d (1 reply)

I don’t remember the name but I thought there was a community dedicated to this

echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 332d

I can tell you from experience.

The other guy gets out and tries to claim it was the car mats fault. Meanwhile I have to try and work out which dent if any in his old banger is the new one. Meanwhile his BMW needs a new front grill which will probably cost more than my car's worth.

Everyone agrees not to involve the insurance companies, me because I'm about 95% confident he hasn't actually damaged my car in any way, and him because it was 100% his fault.

And yeah I did get whiplash from that crash, but I didn't sue anyone because it went away after about 4 days.

Wahots@pawb.social · 2 pts · 332d

What accident to do, haha. Definitely read it the wrong way at first.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 333d

maybe it’s written to be read when you have a brain injury

rbesfe@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 332d

Shit myself

socsa@piefed.social · 1 pts · 332d

Accidentally antifa?

TheBat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 333d
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M137@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 332d (1 reply)

Why are there two "piss myself" and one "shit myself" comments...?

Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 332d

trauma.