Fender bender sounds like gender bender therefore I have to assume they're similar and related, so I guess if I were going to be a vehicular outlaw I'd do that. Oh honey, your fender is bent I guess it's not as straight as you had always assumed.
yup I've always got the idea spinning around in my head of just turning the steering wheel a bunch in one direction to see what will happen. that being said i use public transit, so I'm much less of a liability than others. i think.
The other guy gets out and tries to claim it was the car mats fault. Meanwhile I have to try and work out which dent if any in his old banger is the new one. Meanwhile his BMW needs a new front grill which will probably cost more than my car's worth.
Everyone agrees not to involve the insurance companies, me because I'm about 95% confident he hasn't actually damaged my car in any way, and him because it was 100% his fault.
And yeah I did get whiplash from that crash, but I didn't sue anyone because it went away after about 4 days.
37 Comments
queermunist@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 333d
IfyoucarWouldyouwhatwereinacarknowwhataccident to do?
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 332d
You wouldn't car a download
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 332d
🏴☠️ like hell I wouldn't
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 332d
I'm pretty sure that I've downloaded more cars for GTA 4 and Cyberpunk 2077 than I've physically been in 🤷
morto@piefed.social · 17 pts · 333d
I only make happy little accidents
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 333d
Uh... Piss pants?
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 332d
Unplanned pregnancy?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 332d
You win. That's a way better accident to have in a car.
echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 332d
It's also a fun story to tell the child.
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 333d
!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 333d
Thanks!
That's the comm I was initially going to post to, but I couldn't recall the name...subscribed! and x-posted.
BlueLineBae@midwest.social · 9 pts · 333d
Hmmm, I choose piss myself!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 332d
No. I'm very indecisive about my accidents.
markz@suppo.fi · 7 pts · 333d
Sometimes you know.
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 333d
If you car.
Lampadaire_raclette@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 333d
Car what accident to do?
casmael@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 332d
But who was phone?!
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 332d
carphone
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 333d
Dojan@pawb.social · 2 pts · 333d
So… fraud? I like that in a person.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 333d
FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 333d
Mkay, Mr Trump.
rarbg@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 332d
If you got a job as a graphic designer would you know what to do?
oascany@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
If you got a job as a would you know what graphic designer to do?
SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 332d
xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 333d
"Uh, no. I guess not."
xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 332d
It's rude to call people accidents, even if it's often true. :)
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 332d
If I knew then it'd be on purpose
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 332d
Fender bender sounds like gender bender therefore I have to assume they're similar and related, so I guess if I were going to be a vehicular outlaw I'd do that. Oh honey, your fender is bent I guess it's not as straight as you had always assumed.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 332d
yup I've always got the idea spinning around in my head of just turning the steering wheel a bunch in one direction to see what will happen. that being said i use public transit, so I'm much less of a liability than others. i think.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 332d
unless you're the bus driver
hddsx@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 333d
I don’t remember the name but I thought there was a community dedicated to this
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 332d
https://lemmy.zip/comment/22149806
echodot@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 332d
I can tell you from experience.
The other guy gets out and tries to claim it was the car mats fault. Meanwhile I have to try and work out which dent if any in his old banger is the new one. Meanwhile his BMW needs a new front grill which will probably cost more than my car's worth.
Everyone agrees not to involve the insurance companies, me because I'm about 95% confident he hasn't actually damaged my car in any way, and him because it was 100% his fault.
And yeah I did get whiplash from that crash, but I didn't sue anyone because it went away after about 4 days.
Wahots@pawb.social · 2 pts · 332d
What accident to do, haha. Definitely read it the wrong way at first.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 333d
maybe it’s written to be read when you have a brain injury
rbesfe@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 332d
Shit myself
socsa@piefed.social · 1 pts · 332d
Accidentally antifa?
TheBat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 333d
M137@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 332d
Why are there two "piss myself" and one "shit myself" comments...?
Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 332d
trauma.