I'm with you on this, I think. It's not the best spoon but I bet it's got an eerie glow to it, and perhaps shines blue when in the presence of milk or something.
2 and 3 are diabolical, so 1 and 4 are your only real options. I'm worried about the mouth feel of 1, so I'd probably go with 4. It's oversized compared to the rest, but it's better to have slightly more spoon than too small of a scoop!
Are there any rules about how violent you can be to the spoon you choose? Im sure you could turn some of these into decent spoons with some light physical persuasion.
I'm going with 4 too, unless I somehow lose my fingers.
4 seems the most suitable for liquid-er stuff, which I'd be unable to use my fingers for.
It also feels like it would be easier to clean than the others.
41 Comments
irq0@infosec.pub · 34 pts · 290d
1 - I don't want my spoons to be ribbed for her pleasure
2 - This spoon is simply incorrect
3 - This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
I'll choose option 4, its the least offensive option, but I'm not happy about it
xorollo@leminal.space · 21 pts · 290d
Pretty sure 4 is actually a shoe horn?
irq0@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 290d
A shoe horn is still a better spoon than option 3
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 1 pts · 289d
4 is a lefty spoon. Not the commies but rather those scorned by the devil.
Gnugit@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 290d
But she deserves pleasure too.
irq0@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 290d
She's welcome to chose spoon 1
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 5 pts · 290d
f314@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 290d
I think thatās a Moomin character, not a frog..
Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 290d
Lincoln imp
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 289d
Oh yes, 3 does look like that! But 4 looks like the moomin.
Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 289d
My mistake, I see now the post was about number 4.
I agree
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 289d
It's cool to have ID'd one of them, regardless.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 290d
You're not going to convince me that 4 isn't a shoehorn.
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 289d
It's one half of grand papspys speculum and the soup is delicious.
HatchetHaro@pawb.social · 5 pts · 289d
"speculum" and "soup" belonging in the same sentence made me howl
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 290d
Number 4 looks like a shoe horn, so I'd go with that since it more than one use.
kubica@fedia.io · 21 pts · 290d
3 - At least it is going to be clear that I'm not simply weird, but actually cursed.
taiyang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 290d
I'm with you on this, I think. It's not the best spoon but I bet it's got an eerie glow to it, and perhaps shines blue when in the presence of milk or something.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 290d
GOBLIN SHOVEL
powerofm@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 290d
2 and 3 are diabolical, so 1 and 4 are your only real options. I'm worried about the mouth feel of 1, so I'd probably go with 4. It's oversized compared to the rest, but it's better to have slightly more spoon than too small of a scoop!
Gnugit@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 290d
4 would make the best spork and has an edge i could sharpen to make it a knife too. I choose 4 and am going to modify it.
cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 290d
I will eat cereal out of a cheesy foreskin before I assent to any such decision
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 289d
Relevant username.
Jarix@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 290d
1 because I grew up with that spoon and am already used to how fucking weird if feels in my mouth
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 290d
Are there any rules about how violent you can be to the spoon you choose? Im sure you could turn some of these into decent spoons with some light physical persuasion.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 290d
I went from having no idea wtf is a moomin to literally seeing them everywhere
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 290d
Has to be 2!
dellhiver@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 290d
1 - 100% chance of a metallic taste, that lingers after use. 3 as well probably.
4 is the only practical option, just need to use it with your left hand.
wer2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 290d
Who took a picture of my silverware drawer?
Vytle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 289d
I would like to choose 3 but I feel 2 is the correct choice.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 2 pts · 290d
2 is decent enough for me, unless I'm missing something.
brap@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 290d
Missing two little cutouts where liquid will just fall off it.
protist@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 290d
Depends on the curvature of the spoon as to the severity of this issue. We need to further inspect
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 1 pts · 290d
Oh. That's probably fine.
vateso5074@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 290d
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 289d
Guess I'm never using spoons again.
Vytle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 289d
I think my tier list is 2, 1, 3,, 4
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 2 pts · 290d
The runcible one (1)
PrimeErective@startrek.website · 1 pts · 289d
Isn't a runcible spoon more ... Forky?
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 1 pts · 289d
I thought it was a sugar spoon with a faceted bowl
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 290d
I was going to pick 1 as the most practical for most usecasesā¦.
But then i saw 4 has a moomin on the handle, easily overriding all other arguments.
ulterno@programming.dev · 0 pts · 290d
I'm going with 4 too, unless I somehow lose my fingers.
4 seems the most suitable for liquid-er stuff, which I'd be unable to use my fingers for.
It also feels like it would be easier to clean than the others.