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24 Comments

TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip · 97 pts · 294d (14 replies)

I keep getting ads that blast right out of the gates saying “my husband prematurely ejaculates…” in the middle of the day. Or “problems getting rock hard?” I got my kids next to me. Like WTF? If it’s supposed to profile me, it’s broken. I don’t need or want ED pills and even if I did, why are the ads so crass?

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 58 pts · 294d (4 replies)

"You don't want personalized ads? Ok, have some dick pills."

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 294d

“DICK PILLS, DICK PILLS…DICK PILLS DICK PILLS DICK PILLS”

TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 294d (2 replies)

Ooooooooh, is that what that is!? Malicious compliance? That’s bullshit if true.

LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 294d (1 reply)

It has to be. When I turned off the ad personalization on mine it spammed me with the most annoying TikTok ads ever (literally only tiktok and the occasional Uber ad, nothing else, wtf?) until I broke down and turned on Adblock

emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 294d

Why on earth would you have adblock turned off in the first place?

Shadow@lemmy.ca · 54 pts · 294d (5 replies)

Apparently Walmart can tell a woman is pregnant before they know themselves, they do such extensive data mining around what people purchase.

Maybe google knows your future....

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 38 pts · 294d (2 replies)

I'm sure walmart is able to, but the canonical example is target.

prex@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 294d

Um, the second (non-ad) link kind of refutes the claim

Shadow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 294d

Ah thanks, I'm sure that's what I was thinking of.

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 294d

Also warehouse operators can usually tell, when a woman/employee is pregnant even before she knows, because it will actually show in their working statistics

I've heard that not just from one warehouse manager.

They know fucking before you do, because of the data.
That's a hard thing, if you don't have any labour protection laws

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 294d

No, that story wasn't about the power of data. It was a young woman using the family computer to browse Target for baby stuff because she was pregnant. And then Target sent emails with baby stuff.

So it's more like: the internet knows you are pregnant before you tell your dad.

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 294d

They know you’re a woman and your kids are there. They’re trying to get you to buy the ad free subscription, lol.

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 294d

But god forbid a youtuber makes a dick joke.

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 293d

It's because you have personalized ads turned off. Half the ads I get are in languages I don't speak

thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 294d (1 reply)

People who watch YouTube ads aren’t trying hard enough. You deserve the most unhinged ads possible for your laziness!

SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 294d

I appreciate those people, they are subsidizing it for us adblock users!

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 294d (4 replies)

I thought it was for a pregnancy test? Either way it's hilarious.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 294d (3 replies)

I need to see this fuckin video

FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 294d (2 replies)

Do share where if you find it, plz!

Shadow@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 294d (1 reply)

I found it in the absolute worst format, a YouTube short with some guy watching it. Our society is doomed.

Here it is anyways https://youtu.be/bFLioEc6nCI

randomuser38529@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d

First, thank you. Second, yes. Worst format. Lastly, the ad: what in the actual fuck?!

BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 294d
WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 294d (1 reply)
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 294d

"WhatGodIsMadeOf"

"deleted by creator"

Well this message isn't made of anything now. It's been deleted! By creator!