You know when youre trying to get to sleep, but you're worried that maybe your smart home, tv, fridge, watch, phone, etc. may not be collecting enough data about you at that present moment?
All of a sudden i can see the bed not believing it's weight sensors and is going through every detail of your day with your watch and fridge and then convince the TV to go on a 24hrs strike
It's just the price of progress, I'm afraid. For example, it's absolutely critical that my toaster be networked with my breadbox at all times, so it knows when to order more bread delivered to me. It'll be sad if one of them gets bricked, but I can always just buy another $800-breadbox. It's a small price to pay to not have to notice when I'm low on bread and go buy more, like some kind of ancient Sumerian laborer.
16 Comments
Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 301d
Dafuq is a smartbed
OwlPaste@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 301d
A bed that went to school... duh š
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website · 3 pts · 300d
You're thinking of an "educated bed."
Hegar@fedia.io · 13 pts · 301d
You know when youre trying to get to sleep, but you're worried that maybe your smart home, tv, fridge, watch, phone, etc. may not be collecting enough data about you at that present moment?
Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 301d
Oh I have the Withings Sleep Analyser for that
redlemace@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 300d
All of a sudden i can see the bed not believing it's weight sensors and is going through every detail of your day with your watch and fridge and then convince the TV to go on a 24hrs strike
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 301d
It's 2025 and people are jailbreaking their beds.
tourist@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 301d
dear creator(s)
please let the citizens of the USA win a crippling class action lawsuit against Amazon it would be so fucking funny
I ask this in the name of whichever holy figure is the correct one
amen/inshallah/namaste etc.
(I'm an atheist, but I guess it can't hurt to try)
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 301d
It's just the price of progress, I'm afraid. For example, it's absolutely critical that my toaster be networked with my breadbox at all times, so it knows when to order more bread delivered to me. It'll be sad if one of them gets bricked, but I can always just buy another $800-breadbox. It's a small price to pay to not have to notice when I'm low on bread and go buy more, like some kind of ancient Sumerian laborer.
lanigerous@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 301d
Hilarious, who in their right mind would buy an internet-connected bed?
Archive link in case anyone wants.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 301d
Iām glad that my mattress, which has the same level of technology as my pillow, cannot get on the internet.
redlemace@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 301d
Let alone requires a monthly subscription fee
redlemace@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 301d
My bed is way to important to me. NO electronics and never ever under any circumstances connected to "the cloud". (Amazon cloud 1000 fold so)
demizerone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d
AWS is a national security threst
BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 300d
So is it now just a ...bed?
Sorry for the convenience
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 301d
How will Amazon know what "activities" I get up to without their spy-bed?
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 300d