UK vs US sex

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ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 138 pts · 286d (21 replies)

Censoring "shoot" now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.

Fuck I hate sanitised internet.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 96 pts · 286d (6 replies)

And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena 😄

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 286d

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 10 pts · 285d

Fuck!

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 285d

How dare you say the M word! No one should ever say that, you sick bastard!!

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 285d (2 replies)

How come we haven't gotten a dance+song combo since gangam style?

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 284d (1 reply)

We have, you've just aged out of the demographic

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 284d

Laying down on a heating pad cause my back hurts today makes this sting really bad.

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 286d (10 replies)

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 286d (9 replies)

dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 286d (3 replies)

janus2@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 285d

I'm definitely boring and my porn preferences are weird but sadly this does not mean corporations and governments aren't monitoring all my shit đŸ«©

BingBong@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 285d (1 reply)

Jokes on you. Lumberg is my porn preference.

djdarren@piefed.social · 2 pts · 283d

Has he seen your O face?

CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 285d (2 replies)

I gotta keep this at 34 upvotes

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 285d (1 reply)

Rule

CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 284d

Exactlly

jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 285d (1 reply)

Is that better or worse than being weird and having boring porn preferences?

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 285d

Better, if you're weird but not freaky, then ya got nothin' to justify the weirdness

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 285d

Because guns? Probably. Still idiotic.

bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 284d

It should result in a ban. The worst is I've seen memes reposted where the original wasnt censored at all

CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 284d

Yeah ik and we are doing It to ourselves.

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 82 pts · 286d (12 replies)

So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.

PKscope@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 286d (1 reply)

I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn't funny even without censorship.

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 286d

Touché

NullPointerException@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 286d (8 replies)

Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

otacon239@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 285d (4 replies)
  • shit
  • piss
  • fuck
  • cunt
  • cocksucker
  • motherfucker
  • tits
  • fart
  • turd
  • twat
squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 285d (2 replies)

Is this karaoke? Are we singing that Blink 182 song?

otacon239@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 285d

It’s a famous comedy skit. https://youtu.be/kyBH5oNQOS0

The full show, Live at Carnagy Hall is great and I honestly recommend most of Carlin’s standup.

djdarren@piefed.social · 1 pts · 283d

đŸŽ¶I fucked your mooooom đŸŽ¶

CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 285d

What got removed?

marius@feddit.org · 16 pts · 286d

Oh no, I hope this post won't get demonetized

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 286d (1 reply)

Hijo de puta!

CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 285d

Puta madre

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 286d

If people can't stay off the more restrictive, corporate-friendly platforms, they should at least avoid dumping the censored shit here as well. Going to start blocking individual users...

motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 286d
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Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 286d

This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 17 pts · 285d (1 reply)

robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 284d

That's just ignorant. I got shot at a festival. Not school.

Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 284d

In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.

Rothe@piefed.social · 14 pts · 285d (7 replies)

Americans posting social media

Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 285d (4 replies)

Ameripingsomed?

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 285d (3 replies)

Ameri pigs on meds

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 285d

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 0 pts · 285d (1 reply)

God I wish the Ameri pigs were on meds but they're taking ketamine because antidepressants are bad for you or something

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 285d

Ketameds, yum!

CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 285d

I had a stroke

markovs_gun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 285d

Is it just Americans? My understanding that most mainstream platforms were full of this bullshit.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 284d (3 replies)

The British any time they talk about america

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Which is still less often than school shootings in America

projectsquared@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 282d

Oof.

notarobot@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 284d

Yeah. They are going soft con you

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 284d (2 replies)

Why is sex corrected to “six”? Is this a Kiwi meme?

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site's detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)... but still readable to humans.
It's an annoying new trend.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 284d

Why don’t they just post somewhere that won’t block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.

floofloof@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 286d

The most impressive thing I have learned about Americans from TV and movies is that they have sex with all their underwear on, so that when they get out of bed they don't accidentally glimpse each other's private parts.

Beacon@fedia.io · 10 pts · 286d (9 replies)

It's funny how some people's impression of a UK accent is how the royals sound, when in reality the UK has the most diverse accents of any english speaking country i know of

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 286d (5 replies)

I feel like it's just recognized more than the myriad of accents across America. There are so many accents just in a single city, let alone across the whole country. For example, you might hear about 3 or 4 different accents in San Francisco, and then hear 5 or 6 totally different ones in Los Angeles.

Beacon@fedia.io · 5 pts · 286d (3 replies)

I don't think US accents are nearly as diverse per area as the UK, but i guess that's just my impression, I've never read a study on it or anything

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 285d

Well "per area" is vastly different purely from a geographical standpoint. Much bigger country and the UK is a much more densely populated place.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 285d

The US may be big, but the UK had more centuries of existence before the unifying effect of national TV and radio.

This wikipedia article boldly asserts that "The UK has the most local accents of any English-speaking country" but the claim is [citation needed].

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d

Source: I just feel like it’s true right now.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 285d

you might hear about 3 or 4 different accents in San Francisco, and then hear 5 or 6 totally different ones in Los Angeles.

Pffft. I have a different accent to my wife. And my dog.

MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 285d (2 replies)

Then add in all the many Scots accents and dialects, Scots Gaelic, Welsh and Welsh-accented English. Hardly anyone speaks RP (received pronunciation, ie posh) any more. Even the royals have toned it down. The late queen was really plummy back in the 50s. https://youtu.be/Ga-UcoJzsHg

Beacon@fedia.io · 1 pts · 285d (1 reply)

Interesting, her accent has really changed a lot to become more regular sounding. I would guess in the old recording she was actively putting on the ridiculous accent, because the royals are all about projecting a posh image. Like i bet she did a lot of elocution training to purposely teach her how to sound that way

MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 285d

Her whole family and their aristocratic social circle spoke like that, she grew up speaking like that. She's not putting it on, that's who she was. The growing pressure for royalty to be less aloof forced a gradual move to more "normal" speech from about the 70s. At the same time, broadcasters were starting to hire people with (gasp) regional accents. Previously anyone aspiring to be a newsreader etc had to speak RP, "the queen's English".

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 285d (2 replies)

Close your eyes op.

Shoot.

You can look now.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 284d (1 reply)

How is OP supposed to know when to open their eyes?

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 284d

Oh shoot, they've probably still got their eyes shut to this day.

Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 285d

As an american, i can confirm.

Fanfare2217@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 284d

"Brilliant"

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 284d

British is more like: oy plough me harda guvunah. Please plough me in me khyber pass.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 286d (2 replies)

Wait I thought the brits were the cousin fuckers

lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 286d (1 reply)

Just the royals

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 284d

The royals are child fuckers

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 285d (1 reply)

Sex shoot

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 285d

You can’t say that on the internet!

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 285d (1 reply)

Sax, isn't it what jazz is made of ?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 285d

Yes, also how Bill Clinton rescued the moon.

CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 285d (5 replies)

Well there are many figurative forma in english that include guns. Being a big caliber, taking a shot, troubleshooting...

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 285d (4 replies)

Cum on man

QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 285d (2 replies)

Are you exasperated or giving instructions? Where cum? Cum on man.

Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 284d

Are you exasperated or giving instructions? Where cum? Cum on man.

CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 284d

Just cum on man, cmon dw

CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 284d

Blow

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 285d (3 replies)

Coming from just a comedic point of view mentioning school shootings when talking about the US is bottom of the barrel humor, not because it's too offensive it's just hack and overdone at this point.

Just get a new joke

TheFrirish@jlai.lu · 13 pts · 285d

The jokes will stop when the school shootings stop.

Until then: 9068

MoonMelon@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 285d

Even the UK foppish sex joke is pretty old. I remember a Dana Carvey special from 1995 making the same joke about the infamous Hugh Grant blowjob.

drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 3 pts · 285d

It's also a disproportionate response. "British people talk funny" gets "American school children are regularly shot at school, lol tragedy".

TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 285d

I feel like MAGA is proud of the US sentiment.

FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 284d

Alan Partridge voice: “Back of the net”.

Nfamwap@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 285d

Oh, that is just tickety-boo!

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -16 pts · 285d (8 replies)

Does anybody else feel like it's time to stop complaining about dumb censorship? Everybody here agrees and the people who should see it never will. It's so pointless. Right now the top four comments here are useless complaints. Maybe I should start a new trend and complain about the complaints. People can then complain about that, until it's complaints all the way down.

phlegmy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 285d (3 replies)

Reposting censored content is just as annoying as censoring it yourself.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 285d (2 replies)

Honestly it should be a reason to remove posts. Either find the fucking original or fuck off is my opinion.

rami@ani.social · 1 pts · 285d (1 reply)

I would love to be able to find the programs of some memes I have, do you know a good method?

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 285d

Reverse image search

FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 284d

Yeah, the complaints seem fairly juvenile. There are more consequential things in life to be outraged over.

ooli3@sopuli.xyz · -8 pts · 285d (2 replies)

those people dont complaint, they are just virtue signaling: They show they belong to the site by repeating what everybody say on lemmy (a way to reiterate lemmy values, some of them are good, some are bad, and most are repeated without even knowing how good or bad they are, just to show you belong) . It has no meaning except for themselves.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 285d

Wat...

chronotron@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 285d

you can just say you want to keep "karma"whoring