I know what you mean. I make sure to change the oil (ejaculate) to maintain the engine (prostate). And I never go for joyrides (have sexual intercourse for pleasure).
REMEMBER
HONK IF YOU HONK ALL YOU
IF ANYTHING AT ME HONK HONK
IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO
I HONK
HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF
MYSELF WANT
HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN
PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK
They see me honkin’… they honkin’
Honkin' and tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Honk what you wanna honk
And let the honks honk out
Honestly, I honk honk you honk brave
Honk honk you honk to honk
And honk honk honks honk honk
Honkily, I honk honk honk honk honk
There is a big scratch which they wanted to hide with the stickers. But for some reason they ordered a sheet of stickers with the theme "Honk" of of AliExpress. Or maybe just a random sheet and they got "Honk".
48 Comments
Darkard@lemmy.world · 182 pts · 324d
Cobrachicken@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 323d
❤️
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 323d
Does this count as Beetlejuicing?
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol · 58 pts · 323d
Oh fuck you're gonna make me honk
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 324d
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 324d
The check engine light in the window is next level!
bradboimler@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 323d
How did I not notice that??
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 323d
There's currently nothing ailing the engine, the beacon is not lit.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 2 pts · 323d
Ailing is optional for a check to proceed. My prostate (engine adjacent) is fine because I check before the “light” goes on.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 322d
I know what you mean. I make sure to change the oil (ejaculate) to maintain the engine (prostate). And I never go for joyrides (have sexual intercourse for pleasure).
huppakee@piefed.social · 43 pts · 323d
REMEMBER
HONK IF YOU HONK ALL YOU
IF ANYTHING AT ME HONK HONK
IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO
I HONK
HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF
MYSELF WANT
HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN
PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 13 pts · 323d
Sad honking noise
SaraTonin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
Right? What don’t people get? The world would be a better place if everybody lived by this wisdom.
nickiwest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 323d
My husband just read this in the style of Gob Bluth's "Should the ... should the guy in the ..." and it was perfect.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 323d
I like it. It's almost like an art piece. A satire of bumper stickers made out of bumper stickers.
Assuming that was even the intention lol
Edit: is that a neon "check engine" sign in the back window? Who is this person lol
huppakee@piefed.social · 9 pts · 323d
A vibe driver obv
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 323d
if even 0.1% of the world's population were more like a Vibe owner, the world would be a much better place
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 322d
I was an Aztek owner.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 322d
I'm sorry for your loss
Ancalagon@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 324d
Definitely a vibe.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 323d
Una@europe.pub · 16 pts · 324d
NOOT NOOT
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 2 pts · 323d
Nut nut
toofpic@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 324d
I honked myself, and I liked it!
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 323d
The sound of quacky duck noise.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 323d
I honked a girl and I liked it.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 1 pts · 323d
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM Honk=Touch (?)
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 11 pts · 323d
First thing it says is "Honk if anything." That satisfies my need for permission.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 323d
Debatable.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 2 pts · 322d
You thought I was here to debate you, but I'm here to HONK!
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 322d
:3
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 10 pts · 324d
From the series "Bumper Stickers that Cause Rear-End Collisions"
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 323d
Honk if you're honky!
fsociety@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 323d
They see me honkin’… they honkin’
Honkin' and tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Mighty@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 324d
Yes
deacon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 323d
Aneurism posting.
turdcollector69@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 323d
I'd absolutely honk at this person
Then again I just like honking
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 323d
Honk what you wanna honk And let the honks honk out Honestly, I honk honk you honk brave Honk honk you honk to honk And honk honk honks honk honk Honkily, I honk honk honk honk honk
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 323d
Whatchu talkin bout honkey
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 323d
This is what happens when a New Yorker moves to the Midwest. It helps them feel more at home.
Klear@quokk.au · 4 pts · 323d
Honk
hOrni@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 323d
There is a big scratch which they wanted to hide with the stickers. But for some reason they ordered a sheet of stickers with the theme "Honk" of of AliExpress. Or maybe just a random sheet and they got "Honk".
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 323d
Gotta honk, just to be safe.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 323d
Definitely maybe
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 323d
Honk
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 323d
ai vibes
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 322d
Someone seems a little confused about their libido
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d
Rake in the lake.