Sounds about right

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Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 194 pts · 295d (6 replies)

Sexual competition pressures from children.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 295d

Fucking brutal lol

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · -22 pts · 295d (4 replies)

Probably not your intention, but your joke contributes to the sexualisation of kids imo

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Highlighting the stated intentions of the president is not contributing. It’s satire

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 294d

Satire is dead. It's a factual statement.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 295d

In the same way your critique of my joke does, sure. If you say so.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 295d

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and if they don't look after it, it stinks.

saltesc@lemmy.world · 146 pts · 295d (4 replies)

Based on the lips, allergies to shellfish or nuts.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 295d (1 reply)
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 24 pts · 295d

A number of individuals have been identified as or described as having Mar-a-Lago face. They include:

  • Matt Gaetz
  • Kimberly Guilfoyle
  • Karoline Leavitt
  • Laura Loomer
  • Kristi Noem
  • Lauren Sánchez
  • Ivanka Trump
  • Lara Trump
  • Melania Trump
wheezy@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 295d

Baseball game? Definitely the peanuts.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 295d

i was going to say fellatio "secretions":.

RBWells@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 295d (10 replies)

Lip filler and a bottle of bleach?

It is funny to me, but I guess it makes sense. Conservative "beauty" is some standard look because they value conformity.

Progressive beauty is diverse because we value difference.

Saffire@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 294d (5 replies)
Shamber@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 294d

And this is why it's paramount to preserve Wikipedia

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d

Its the perfect lie too. No doctor will ever try and take credit.

Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 293d (1 reply)

It is so ugly 😂😌

Saffire@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 292d

They're just making the exterior match the interior.

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 294d

Something like this was just on an episode of South Park. When the women become Christian, they get plastic surgery.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 294d (3 replies)

its almost always blonde hair too.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 294d (2 replies)

Which is weird because blonde hair often turns darker after childhood unless someone is always under sunlight and even then there's no garuntee. Hell I was born blonde and my hair turned rust red with age, the parts that have bleached from sunlight are just an even more rusty red. So it always looks artificial unless someone has had some very specific luck.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 293d (1 reply)

these people probably DYE thier hair blond.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 293d

That's why I referred it looking shit and artificial in reference to bleaching and dyeing. I've a bad case of swimmers ear so thinking hard.

Lucky_777@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 295d

Black eyes

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 66 pts · 295d (3 replies)

A humiliation and domination kink, because they love having their rights stripped from them and being dominated by the state

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Nawww, lots of Democrat women have those. They just keep it in the bedroom like civilized people.

RBWells@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 294d

Yeah or as I always say, just because something gets you off, doesn't mean it's a good way to run a society or even a life.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 295d

alot of white women needs the "mar-a-lago" face in order to have a conservative husband. its usually almost always blond people.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 295d (3 replies)

A running tab at the ER for "doorway-related" injuries.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 28 pts · 295d (2 replies)

or excessive white wine and anti-depressant consumption.

Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d (1 reply)

I think you meant rosé.

Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 294d

Not white enough

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 295d

Certainly not the capacity to feel shame

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 295d (3 replies)

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 295d

Faith

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 295d

God she's so Christian

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 295d

I haven't watched South Park in a long time but boy did they nail that one.

archonet@lemy.lol · 50 pts · 295d

Brain damage.

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 48 pts · 295d
  • Stockholm syndrome
  • Domestic violence
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 295d (4 replies)

Vapid obsession with wealth and vanity to the point that they permanently fuck up their faces in the pursuit of some twisted version of "beauty" they will never have?

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 295d

I’m pretty sure that one crosses the political spectrum.

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · -25 pts · 295d (2 replies)

If all you have to say about someone, especially women, is theyre ugly consider saying nothing, look, it's easy:

whats one thing republican women have that democrat women dont?

A copy of mein kamph on their bed side table

except you can barely say that about dems

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 295d (1 reply)

You really need to work on the reading comprehension. There is an enormous difference between exceptional vanity, and just being born ugly.

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 295d

Don't get down on them for not understanding the difference, mirrors are prohibitively expensive in this economy.

victorz@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 295d (14 replies)

What are they even referring to? What are they saying democrat women do not have? I don't get it.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 39 pts · 295d (9 replies)

Yep. The comeback is great, but what did that GodlyNation person think is the thing? Fake blonde? Botox lips?

victorz@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 295d (5 replies)

They both have the look like "We both know what it is, and so should you 😉😉". I'm here like 😐😑😐

I guess you gotta be republican to get it.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 20 pts · 295d (4 replies)

Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything.

Donald Yes. there is, but I won't tell you what it is.

Jeffrey Nor will I, since I also know what it is.

Donald We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.

Jeffrey Yes, we do, come think of it.

Donald Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

Jeffrey As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you.

Donald A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret.

Donald J. Trump

victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 294d (3 replies)

Was this like a recorded phone call between them or something? No, it was emails or texts or something, wasn't it. So creepy.

BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 294d (2 replies)

It’s the “poem” Trump wrote Epstein for his 50th birthday, inside of a drawing of a nude woman with Trumps signature for her bush.

NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 294d

"woman"

That was a pre-teen

victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 294d

Bruh 😐

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 295d (2 replies)

The joke is dems are trans i'm 99% sure

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 8 pts · 295d

Oh! You mean the thing is "real women". Could be. But I've been thinking and I see a resemblance between the two and I guess the one on the left is the account holder, and the other one her daughter, and the post was inspired as much by egocentric pride as politics. In other words, I don't think she herself was all too clear on her meaning, just "look how good we both look".

Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d

That would fit their understanding of statistics.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 294d

A certain je ne sais quoi. Because they're worse by any concrete measure.

buttnugget@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d (2 replies)

I believe we’re all overthinking this. Right wingers are overwhelmingly literal, especially religious nutjobs. They probably mean something extremely simplistic, like happiness or morality.

victorz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d (1 reply)

Maybe they're genuinely asking. Maybe they're just looking for engagement.

buttnugget@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d

That’s a perfectly reasonable conclusion. Super common social media nonsense.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 295d (1 reply)

A husband that isnt spraying blood from his throat!

littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 31 pts · 295d

1000004324

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 35 pts · 295d

Silicone?

madjo@feddit.nl · 31 pts · 294d (3 replies)

A willingness to vote against their own interest.

Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 294d (2 replies)

No, Democrats do that too. Anyone who votes for the establishment is voting against their class interests.

madjo@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 294d (1 reply)

There are progressive democrats though that want to better the USA. Look at Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Kat Abugazaleh, Zohran Mamdani, to name a few.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d

Only people in specific areas can vote for those examples.

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 295d (1 reply)

A wasted education?

Natanael@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 295d

You guys girls have an education?

webp@mander.xyz · 31 pts · 294d

The desperate urge to put themselves above other women?

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 295d

A reprehensible, destructive world view based on hatred and lies?

Smokeless7048@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 294d

Crippling insecurity.

Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com · 25 pts · 295d (3 replies)

Why are you assuming I wouldn't let my husband get some pipe?

ickplant@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 295d

Let me be more precise: a husband with a Grindr account the wife doesn’t know about and approve of.

lostoncalantha@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Bi erasure is strong

TheOctonaut@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 295d

Bi promiscuity stereotype is strong

HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 294d (1 reply)

Bruises

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 294d

black eyes, probably some pressuring of sex from a conservative husband, or BF.

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 295d

Botox.

asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 295d (4 replies)

So recently I learned from a podcast that fetishes usually are political. Trends are conservatives are into stuff against hertero-norm beliefs. I don't wanna get into examples because it feels racist since it is racist.

The trends for liberals are they are into bdsm.

victorz@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 295d (1 reply)

I guess whatever is taboo within your social situation, eh.

asteriskeverything@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 295d

Yes that is exactly it! Much more succinct lol.

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d

A lot of racists absolutely love interracial porn. Half of 4chan /b/ and /pol/ posts are about big black cocks.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 294d
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 295d

Holy hell, this is a horrific burn ... but so true.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 294d

Well at least they don’t lack self esteem and feel the need to attach their identity to a political party. Like not many democrat voting women call themselves a Democrat woman.

Furbag@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 295d (3 replies)

Those faces could scare the stone off of a gargoyle.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 294d

A REVERSE meduasa.

buttnugget@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 294d

They look normal to me.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 294d

I didn’t even notice their faces

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 294d

The proud absence of higher education?

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 294d

Bigass foreheads?

PeacefulForest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 293d
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blarth@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 294d (1 reply)

Those are “godly” women? Lip filler, tits on display, putting their vanity on the Internet?

This brand of Republicans sure is fucking weird.

jve@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d

Tits on display

Are they?

I agree with the sentiment of your post here, but they just aren’t.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d

Accurately observed.

nagaram@startrek.website · 3 pts · 293d

I can't imagine being with someone who works this hard for approval.

Thanks republican men! You really took a bullet for us well adjusted men on this one.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d

They can both have wild daddy issues, but conservatives have the "daddy was always right!" type, lefty girls would have...other types. Doesn't matter, not kosher or polite.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -14 pts · 295d (22 replies)

Haha gays amirite?

Though I'd bet there's at least one polycule out there with a registered Democrat woman and a bi dude with a grindr acct so, while homophobic it's also likely incorrect.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 295d (11 replies)

I dont see it as making fun of gay people, it's highlighting the hypocrisy that amongst the right, these men can't be happy about themselves being gay, and they must have beards to be accepted.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 295d

Exactly I like gays, I don't like self hating gays who try to hurt others.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -3 pts · 294d (9 replies)

Or they fear being ostracized from their family and friends for being themselves, but fuck them since they're afraid to come out and lose everyone they know or even be assaulted, right?

Rationalize it however you need to (lord knows those closeted republican gays do hahaha, yeah?) but tbh "haha gays" is still not the best punchline ever. Honestly at best it's hack. Got any good "haha trump look liek cheto" material on deck?

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d (8 replies)

Maybe they shouldn't perpetuate prosecution of gay people? No one was laughing at gay people, get that chip off your shoulder

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -3 pts · 294d (7 replies)

afraid to come out and lose everyone they know or even be assaulted,

I envy the world you live in where everything is so easy as to "just not bro."

"Just leave the cult bro fuck your family and everything you've ever known who cares if the members assault or kill you just be yourself™"

Hop on grindr, find a few, and tell them to quit being cowards. Maybe you'll help.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d (6 replies)

No one said it was easy, take a deep breath, were not fighting you for you, were not making fun of gay people.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 294d (5 replies)

I mean, if you're making fun of closeted repressed gay people who are republicans, you're still making fun of closeted repressed gay people. And the punchline wasn't "haha republican," it was "haha gay."

I understand the rationalization that it's ok to make fun of them for being gay because they're assholes, but it's still making fun of them for being gay.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d

We aren't making fun of them.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 295d (9 replies)

It's not homophobic. Nothing about this comment is critical of gay people. It is critical of conservatism making people live closeted lives where they have to marry people of the opposite sex all while actually desiring and secretly having gay relationships on the side instead of just being themselves. And they do that all while being hypocrites that vote and/or advocate against the rights of gay people and other marginalized groups.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -4 pts · 294d (6 replies)

Critical or not "gay" isn't necessarily the best punchline, it still insinuates there's something to mock about gayness, though I suppose your caveat is "only if it's closeted and repressed." They're still just as oppressed if not more than say someone who is openly gay and accepted by their family, and mocking them likely isn't going to convince them to come out, so idk if "it's ok because they're hypocrites" is actually the case. It seems to me these people are just as vulnerable as the rest of the gay population, repression and all, and might need more help because of all that.

But y'know don't let that spoil your good time, they probably have small wieners and are fat and gay and bald ha ha ha.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d (5 replies)

So A) fuck off with your putting words in my mouth at the end there. B) just because they are victims does not mean that they aren't also victimizers. That's the case more often than is ever comfortable to realize. These are modern day, Trump supporting Republicans. They hate queer people even if they are gay themselves. They vote against their interests. They may even welcome making their own sexual activies illegal or worse. They do not get my sympathy. Fuck them.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 294d (4 replies)

A) I didn't, it was a joke about how it's cool to be homophobic and body shame depending on the circumstances. A disdainful one as, like I probably have adequately demonstrated, I disagree with that all too common premise. You are only perpetuating the homophobic part though, to be fair.

B) "so yeah again I say 'haha gays' is fine because they're repressed enough to be dicks."

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d (3 replies)

B) "so yeah again I say 'haha gays' is fine because they're repressed enough to be dicks."

For being gay? No. For being hypocritical hateful dicks? Yes. Fuck them.

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -4 pts · 294d (2 replies)

Sure whatever you need to rationalize it.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 294d

Eat me.

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · -10 pts · 295d (1 reply)

It'a got a real honophobic bent when you consider most of the people making these jokes are not queer folk, and doubly so when so many people fall over themselves to defend these jokes

would you tell a gay guy you don't know something like oh yeh hitler would have loved grindr? How about oh yeah trumps a (slur of your choice), look how camp he is, i bet he sucks off men in the oval office, thats why he's building a ball room, he loves balls?

literally dripping with contempt for queers

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d

Again, you seem to be missing the point. No one is equating evil people with being gay or gueerness in general. The joke is not "they are republican men, therefore they are gay," like you seem to be implying. The joke is that many pompous holier-than-thou gay-bashing conservative women ironically have husbands that are not attracted to them and cheat on them as a result of their conservatism.

That's because conservativism mandates people be their narrow definition of "normal". People that don't fit that definition then are made to be closeted about their "abnormalities" or express them in secret. Necessarily, that means many conservative gay men have conservative wives that they aren't attracted to. That part is sad for people forced to live under such circumstances. But for many, this is self imposed. And in that case, the irony of being bitten by their own shitty ideals, particularly while trying to brag about those ideals and put down others, is funny.

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · -21 pts · 295d (5 replies)

Harhar people I dont like are gay harhar

fuck i am tired of this joke, anyway the Republican party was historicaly more accepting to gay men in the 1960s, you know the party who talk about keeping the govt out of your life? The dems were full tilt on the lavender scare

vote socialist, read marx

ickplant@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 295d

This meme is not about disliking gay people at all.

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 295d

Just because they talk about keeping the government out of your life doesn't mean they actually care about doing that. In fact, quite the opposite as the current administration exemplifies on a daily basis. Stop taking known liars at their word and the world starts making more sense.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 294d

This is your brain on pure theory

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d (1 reply)

Sauce?

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 294d

They're not wrong, exactly, but they are also not right. The Dems used to be the racist conservatives and the Reps the pro-civil liberty, desegregation party. The confusion is that around the mid to late 1960s, the Democratic and Replican parties had an ideological flip, largely over the civil rights movement. So since the early 70s, Reps have been the right leaning party, while Dems have been more left leaning.

People making cynical arguments about the history of each party pre-1970 being the responsibility of the current party members, or coloring their current politics, ignores this fact of the shift in ideologies. It fails to put the responsibility on the ideology itself. It's the same shit when Republicans claim that they're the "Party of a Lincoln" and deserve credit for ending Slavery, even while trying to disenfranchise black voters, end racial protections, roll back the civil rights movement, and blame violent crime on the entire race. Conservativism is the problem, no matter what the party name is/was.