c/futurama · by Trex202@lemmy.world · 300dFavourite Scruffy line? 250 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
Trex202@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 300d
My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.
renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 61 pts · 300d
“Why aren’t you fixing the boiler?”
“Scheduling conflict.” *flips through magazine*
Zathras@lemmy.zip · 56 pts · 300d
Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. licks finger and turns the page of Zero-g Juggs magazine
aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 300d
It's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 300d
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d
In another city, we could be anyone we want.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 300d
Scruffy believes in this company.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 300d
excellent taste in quotes.
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 300d
Prison’s not so bad. You can make Sangria in the toilet. Of course, it’s shank or be shanked.
hera@feddit.uk · 31 pts · 300d
Terlet
Hegar@fedia.io · 14 pts · 300d
Of course it is.
daim@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 300d
Scruffy’s gonna get himself another one of those three hundred dollar haircuts… This one’s lost it’s pizzazz.
Awa@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 300d
Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 300d
Second
Trex202@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 300d
Second
Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 300d
Second
Davel23@fedia.io · 25 pts · 300d
Scruffy hears ya. Scruffy don't care.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 300d
Didn't Groundskeeper Willie say this too?
Davel23@fedia.io · 6 pts · 300d
He did, and now I'm having trouble finding a clip of Scruffy saying it. I'm wondering if I conflated the two.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d
You did. Sorry.
ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 300d
Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?
What viscosity do you need?
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 300d
"Mhmm"
BlueZen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 300d
marmalade
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 300d
Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhmm.
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 300d
Scruffy's on break slowly comps one potato chip
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 300d
https://youtu.be/U1y22TfG8wg?t=57
iamdisappoint@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 300d
Done broke my spine.
Nice rack, tho...
Glytch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 300d
poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 300d
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Scruffy... The janitor."
Czele@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d
The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmhm
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 300d
sinister silence as he backs out of the room
Context: “I hid it in a secret hiding place whose location I never told anyone. Not even Scruffy!”
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 300d
DrFistington@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d
Oh marmalade!