Favourite Scruffy line?

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32 Comments

Trex202@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 300d

My job? Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets, plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.

renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net · 61 pts · 300d

“Why aren’t you fixing the boiler?”

“Scheduling conflict.” *flips through magazine*

Zathras@lemmy.zip · 56 pts · 300d

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. licks finger and turns the page of Zero-g Juggs magazine

aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 300d (2 replies)

It's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 300d

ScrollerBall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d

In another city, we could be anyone we want.

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Scruffy believes in this company.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 300d

excellent taste in quotes.

hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 300d (2 replies)

Prison’s not so bad. You can make Sangria in the toilet. Of course, it’s shank or be shanked.

hera@feddit.uk · 31 pts · 300d

Terlet

Hegar@fedia.io · 14 pts · 300d

Of course it is.

daim@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 300d

Scruffy’s gonna get himself another one of those three hundred dollar haircuts… This one’s lost it’s pizzazz.

Awa@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 300d

Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 300d (2 replies)

Second

Trex202@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Second

Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 300d

Second

Davel23@fedia.io · 25 pts · 300d (3 replies)

Scruffy hears ya. Scruffy don't care.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 300d (2 replies)

Didn't Groundskeeper Willie say this too?

Davel23@fedia.io · 6 pts · 300d (1 reply)

He did, and now I'm having trouble finding a clip of Scruffy saying it. I'm wondering if I conflated the two.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d

You did. Sorry.

ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 300d

Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?

What viscosity do you need?

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 300d

"Mhmm"

BlueZen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 300d

marmalade

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 300d

Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmhmm.

half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 300d

Scruffy's on break slowly comps one potato chip

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 300d

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld. Welp, into the terlet.

https://youtu.be/U1y22TfG8wg?t=57

iamdisappoint@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 300d

Done broke my spine.

Nice rack, tho...

Glytch@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 300d

poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 300d

"Who the hell are you?"

"I'm Scruffy... The janitor."

Czele@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmhm

AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 300d

sinister silence as he backs out of the room


Context: “I hid it in a secret hiding place whose location I never told anyone. Not even Scruffy!”

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 300d
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DrFistington@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d

Oh marmalade!