c/lemmyshitpost · by HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world · 310dWrecked 'em 💀 817 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 310d
Only the foreign objects need to be removed. British rectums are for British objects.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 310d
What's the most British thing I can stick in me bum?
Please don't let it be James Corden. 😬
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 310d
Hot cuppa tea
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 310d
9 Cadbury's Cream Eggs
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 310d
What am I to do with the extra 3 out of the dozen?
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 309d
Attempt to set the new world record!
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 310d
James May
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d
He may, but it's not guaranteed.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 310d
Fish n’chips.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 310d
Two James Cordens, sorry
RecallMadness@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 309d
Alternatively, it’s a queue of people.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 309d
Or a Gregg's sausage roll
Geobloke@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 310d
I thought brexit was all about removing foreign objects?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 310d
I thought Britain was the foreign object Brexit removed from the EU
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 309d
Lmao
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 310d
You have to work your way up to Big Ben.
Hegar@fedia.io · 9 pts · 310d
This has to be from Viz, right? It reads like a Viz line.
Denjin@feddit.uk · 36 pts · 310d
It is indeed from viz, the pink square is the giveaway
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 310d
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 310d
Hegar@fedia.io · 7 pts · 310d
Good to know! The last time i read viz was decades ago.
Also that bird one is just hilarious.
Rooty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 310d
The best part is that Shitterton is a real village in the UK
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 310d
sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 310d
Watch it, you want to start a nativist riot around some local man's anus?
merari42@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 310d
I understood that reference to the Kosovo war.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 4 pts · 310d
Damn near killed 'em.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 310d
Gary Payton was known as the Glove
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 309d
I'm reminded in Choke (Chuck Palahniuk) of the bit about why every ER in the US has a diamond drill bit.