Favourite Bender line?

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51 Comments

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 296d (6 replies)

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 296d

In fact, forget the park.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 296d (3 replies)

I used this at work one time. Someone complained about it and I was told not to do it again.

It felt very appropriate because someone sent out a company wide email talking about a potluck. Then shortly after, they sent out another one saying that was meant for their department, that I wasn't in.

Hegar@fedia.io · 14 pts · 295d (2 replies)

Please tell me you replied all to company wide email to say you were going to have you're own potluck with blackjack and hookers?

Cause that is absolutely worth risking getting fired over.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 295d (1 reply)

I'd like to say I did but this was like 8 years ago. I don't remember. Only reason I think I must have replied all is because if I only replied to the sender, I'd know who has no sense of humor.

Actually, I rarely delete my emails. I wonder if it's still archived.

EDIT: I FOUND IT!! It was just under 10 years ago. It wasn't company wide, just to our building. It was the image, not just text. And I did reply to everyone in the thread. 3 people responded to me and said it was funny. No one complained in the thread.

Hegar@fedia.io · 5 pts · 295d

Excellent! Yeah replying with the image is a much smarter way to go about it.

Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d

Do a flip!

kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 296d (2 replies)

Shut up baby, I know it.

Hegar@fedia.io · 14 pts · 296d

Not an hour ago, my partner told the cat he's cute (he is). The cat meowed in response, which we agreed probably translated to shut up baby I know it.

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d

Zahille7@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 296d

Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder!

Davel23@fedia.io · 31 pts · 295d

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 296d (1 reply)

You know, I was God once.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 296d

Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 296d

LETS GO ALREADYYYYY!

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 295d

Also, "They must learn our peaceful ways, through force!"

cotus@midwest.social · 21 pts · 296d

Guess what you're all accomplices too?!

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 296d

You should say something else.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 295d

Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care
Jimmy cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn, and he is great
Take that you stupid corn

SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 18 pts · 296d

"I don't want anybody thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger."

mercano@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 295d (1 reply)

I am Bender, please insert girder.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 295d

I'm Bender, baby! Please insert liquor!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 295d

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Trex202@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 296d

Afterlife? If I had to go through another life, I would kill myself

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 296d

You want me to do 2 things?

BlueZen@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 296d (1 reply)

Antiquing? boom (second to the obvious catchphrase)

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 296d

Bender, stop trying to blow up the world.

dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 295d

The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways...by force!

Hegar@fedia.io · 12 pts · 296d

Goodbye losers whom i've always hated!

Do it again, and this time don't embarass yourselves is a close second though. We say that about kittens that are too cute all the time.

Taco2112@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 296d (1 reply)

Your best is an idiot!

paranoid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 295d

When Hermes is on the roof of Planet Express, "Do a flip!"

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 295d

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

higgsboson@piefed.social · 9 pts · 295d

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

moody@lemmings.world · 9 pts · 296d

Don't worry, Leela. Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh... Hahahahaha!

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 295d

Hedonism-bot: "To overthrow humanity, we'd need a damned army!"

Bender: "Then a damned army we shall have!"

*cut to Robot Hell*

svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 9 pts · 295d (1 reply)
Zahille7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 291d

Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's/ What they're made of is a mystery where they come from no one knows/ You can lick em, you can stick em, you can chew em, you can eat em/ If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!

Awa@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 295d

Learning is fun.

Hey, I should be mad at you.

I'm 40% ______.

svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz · 8 pts · 295d

So then I said "See you at the fight..."

non_burglar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 296d

A baby what?

HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 6 pts · 295d

These balls are making me testy!

bobzrkr@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 295d

I use this phrase at work "I can guarantee anything you want"

higgsboson@piefed.social · 5 pts · 295d

KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS

0li0li@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d

He was fun!

GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 295d

🎶 I love stealing, I love taking things 🎶

Czirok@fedia.io · 4 pts · 295d

Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it.

KarlHungus42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d

Dooooooooooooomed

Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 296d (1 reply)

Watching hurricane Melissa coverage. Every time they said Jamaica, I would repeat Jamaica! My wife was not impressed.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d

Does she serve spicy goat?

GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 295d

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourself

Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 294d

Hey, I got a busted ass here! I don't see anyone kissing IT!