c/lemmyshitpost · by StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 302d

We are not the same

318 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world

19 Comments

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 32 pts · 302d (1 reply)

You: using a public toilet

Me: power shitting my pants

Canconda@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 302d

I don't think I've ever power shit without it being an emergency.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 302d (1 reply)

And when two powershitters are present...

Battleshits.

RaoulDuke@leminal.space · 8 pts · 302d

You sunk my battleshit!

NewDark@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 302d (1 reply)

Public restrooms don't have a bidet. It's the worst.

Spawn7586@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 302d

Unless you are in japan

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 302d

Some people power shit...

Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 302d (4 replies)

It's mostly because of the paper.

Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 302d (1 reply)

I didn't used to have problems with this before I started having an on again off again situation with hemorrhoids. Now I've gotta be very choosy about what establishments I shit in lest I end up doing my best dramatic reenactment of when my partner still had a uterus.

snooggums@piefed.world · 4 pts · 302d

Sunday, Bloody Sunday

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 302d (1 reply)

You guys get paper?

iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 302d

Unfortunately.

TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 302d (2 replies)

It’s always good to establish dominance inside the stall.

Baizey@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 302d

And outside

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 302d

Bang on the stall wall and tell them to give you their toilet paper