Bubbler

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37 Comments

dbx12@programming.dev · 80 pts · 278d (11 replies)

Just wrap your mouth over the spout and you don't waste a single drop.

ch00f@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 278d (1 reply)

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 277d

Thought that was JD Vance at first. Still not sure it isn’t.

tpihkal@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 278d (3 replies)

Came here to say this. It's a perfect strategy until they start putting cages on them like at my last job.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 278d (2 replies)

Is there…more to this story?

loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 278d (1 reply)

It's a Parks and Recs reference. Here's a clip of the episode: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QoCOQb2u-N8

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 278d

Oh yeah lol guess it’s time for a rewatch.

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 278d

Found the person from Pawnee.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 278d (1 reply)

That's hot.

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 278d

Finally some kink representation

FarceOfWill@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 278d (1 reply)

I think in this case you dont call it a spout you call it a nipple.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 278d

I've got nipples, Greg. Can you mil- OH GOD, HE'S LATCHED ON LIKE A LAMPREY!!!

fubarx@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 278d (4 replies)
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 35 pts · 278d (2 replies)

I do not like this

Zorque@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 278d (1 reply)

Could always drink Brawndo instead.

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 278d

Eww like water,

From like the toilet

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 277d

no

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 277d
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 278d (7 replies)

I can't see a water fountain without a mental 1 steamboat, 2 steamboats, 3 steamboats...
Though I always appreciated the ones who counted hippopotamuses instead.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 278d (2 replies)

Was that how long you could take to drink if there was a line?

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 278d (1 reply)

Yes.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 278d

Man, I haven't thought of that in almost 40 years!

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 4 pts · 278d (1 reply)

Ours was always “1 2 3 save some for me”

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 277d

Hey! No cuts.

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 277d

That was the weirdest thing for me when I worked at a little kid's school. When I was a kid, we didn't have designated drinking time at the fountain. We just drank randomly during recess and lunch.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d

I used to do "one one-thousand, two one-thousand, etc"

But then found it was better to so l switch it to "one-thousand one, one-thousand two, etc" because then the count matches the time closer. In the first, when you say the count, you are actually one second earlier. Eg, "two" marks the end of the first second and the start of the second one. But saying the number after (one-thousand, steamboat, mississippi, or whatever) means you can just say the number you last said for an accurate second count.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 277d (3 replies)

Bubbler is mostly only used in parts of New England and WI

https://brilliantmaps.com/linguistic-maps-that-divide-americans/

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 277d

Thanks, Kohler!

Though I don't know why that bit of New England got it.

themaninblack@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 277d

And Australia! And I am from both.

Tire@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 277d

I love these. Thank you.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 6 pts · 278d

This is surely going to always end well, especially with glasses 🤓.

Rooty@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 278d (1 reply)

The second saves water at the expense of your dignity.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d

Ha, the fools, you can't go below no dignity at all! 💦

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 3 pts · 278d
474D@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 278d

I can feel the pain in my neck already

fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 278d (1 reply)
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 277d

Hi