I had to look up packers because I didn't know that was a thing. If it happened to me I think I'd just stare at it confused for a bit, trying to figure out what it was for. "Is that a penis? It is! Is it a dildo? It doesn't look big enough..." I'd push it under once I realized the person probably wanted it back. Now I know what they are, though, so I'm ready in case it ever happens! "A packer! Lemmy has prepared me for this day!" And I'd confidently push it back ASAP.
Yeah same--I think once I saw it was a dildo my first thought wouldn't be packer because I didn't know about them, but that it was a kink thing like how some people might walk around with a plug in one day. So in that case I wouldn't wanna touch it with my shoe.
Packers aren't shaped like dildos, though, since their purpose isn't to penetrate a hole, but to look like a regular crotch bulge. So it'd be obvious it didn't come from an orifice.
I like to believe that dude was in a rush bc he needed a deuce, so the conclusion to the story was him retrieving his dick and saying back "thanks bro *fffftpthpppppppaaaaabrapppthphff" and the other guy frantically wiping before the stank clouds wafted over
This reminds me of another Tumblr post. The poster was also a trans man and he was using a homemade packer, but is slipped out while he was walking down a hallway at school. Unfortunately, a teacher just happened to be passing at the time and saw it happen. The teacher just flatly said "Man, I hate when that happens."
I remember seeing those ads, and then my elementary school teacher showing us how to make 'we have gak at home', basic non newtonian fluid, via mixing water and cornstarch in the right proportions, roughly 1 cup cornstarch to 1/2 cup water.
Apparently there is another fairly basic recipe that is closer to the very synthetic, actual gak, but is not non toxic, so you could try that with older kids, or I guess nostalgic, non suicidal adults:
I was working costumes for a play one time. The play had a scene with a bear in it, so we ordered a bear suit. Not a kinky suit for fucking, just a completely mundane bear suit.
It arrived, delivered to my front door step, in a big brown box on which was stamped in large letters:
##BEAR SUIT: SEX##
I'm pretty sure they meant "Unisex," but whatever. Thanks, costume company.
If a dude's gotta go, then he's gotta go, so he'll need his dick back.
I've got admit, that I know nothing about the practicalities of being trans. Can pre-op trans guys piss at a stall? Like how do they aim? Apparently they can, and all the power to them, but how do they get it that far? I'm not saying that my dick extends a meter, but if I point it forward that's where the stream goes... Most of the time anyway. But can a person with female genitalia really get it to go that much forward?
Some folks of the unaltered female phenotype can pee standing by angling and sort of tactically spreading everything apart with their fingers but it takes practice. Generally they can't aim well enough to do it pants on. Testosterone will cause a lengthening of the clitoris in some trans guys making it easier but it's not universal that pre op trans guys put in the work for this skill and one of the main advantages of Phalloplasy is gaining the function to easily piss in a stall.
Short answer: yes.
I'm not anatomically equipped to know from first hand experience so I can only go by what I've been told by people who are. Evidently a few showers is enough practice to get to basic, unremarkable discreet standing urination within a short range. Like middle of bathtub to the drain.
I've mostly heard of people learning for ease while camping or hiking, but with a little more practice and knowledge that you need a longer fly I can't imagine it would be anything that would even be noticeable in the restroom.
41 Comments
Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world · 119 pts · 301d
Be like stall guy, a true ally.
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 301d
I really, really wanna believe I'd do the same.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 301d
I had to look up packers because I didn't know that was a thing. If it happened to me I think I'd just stare at it confused for a bit, trying to figure out what it was for. "Is that a penis? It is! Is it a dildo? It doesn't look big enough..." I'd push it under once I realized the person probably wanted it back. Now I know what they are, though, so I'm ready in case it ever happens! "A packer! Lemmy has prepared me for this day!" And I'd confidently push it back ASAP.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 301d
Yeah same--I think once I saw it was a dildo my first thought wouldn't be packer because I didn't know about them, but that it was a kink thing like how some people might walk around with a plug in one day. So in that case I wouldn't wanna touch it with my shoe.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 300d
Packers aren't shaped like dildos, though, since their purpose isn't to penetrate a hole, but to look like a regular crotch bulge. So it'd be obvious it didn't come from an orifice.
sunbunman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 301d
Me too, but I know for a fact that my reaction would be more along wtf is even that?
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 301d
I like to believe that dude was in a rush bc he needed a deuce, so the conclusion to the story was him retrieving his dick and saying back "thanks bro *fffftpthpppppppaaaaabrapppthphff" and the other guy frantically wiping before the stank clouds wafted over
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 300d
Would have, but would have also been unable not to start humming this.
Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 300d
It is right and just.
Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 300d
It's only gay if you grab it with your hands! Nudging a bro's dick with your feet is completely normal!
Gladaed@feddit.org · 74 pts · 301d
Commas save lives. They didn't drop their dick man. They dropped their dick, man.
chisel@piefed.social · 32 pts · 301d
Hey we're eating Grandma and you'll like it!
nailbar@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 301d
Ooh nice one! The only one I knew was
"Go help your uncle Jack off his horse"
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 301d
Obligatory: King Missile - 'Detachable Penis'
fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 301d
You beat me to it!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 301d
... you'll never believe how I learned such agile and nimble reflexes...
ClipperDefiance@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 301d
This reminds me of another Tumblr post. The poster was also a trans man and he was using a homemade packer, but is slipped out while he was walking down a hallway at school. Unfortunately, a teacher just happened to be passing at the time and saw it happen. The teacher just flatly said "Man, I hate when that happens."
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 54 pts · 301d
This one?
ClipperDefiance@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 301d
Yep, that's it.
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 301d
What does 'gak' mean in this context??
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 301d
It's.. it's . Gak.
You didn't pack gak in hs?
electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 301d
Ah thanks. No, grew up without cable TV, so never saw any nickelodeon. I've only heard of gak as a name for cocaine.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 300d
Hah, that's a blast from the past.
I remember seeing those ads, and then my elementary school teacher showing us how to make 'we have gak at home', basic non newtonian fluid, via mixing water and cornstarch in the right proportions, roughly 1 cup cornstarch to 1/2 cup water.
Apparently there is another fairly basic recipe that is closer to the very synthetic, actual gak, but is not non toxic, so you could try that with older kids, or I guess nostalgic, non suicidal adults:
https://livingwellmom.com/homemade-gak-less-than-5-minutes/
Zexks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 301d
https://toys.fandom.com/wiki/Gak
Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 301d
This is hilarious. Also, first I've heard of packers.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 301d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 301d
I mean, my greatest fear is/was not that far from it
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 300d
The poor guy in the OP had to live it!
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 301d
I was working costumes for a play one time. The play had a scene with a bear in it, so we ordered a bear suit. Not a kinky suit for fucking, just a completely mundane bear suit.
It arrived, delivered to my front door step, in a big brown box on which was stamped in large letters:
##BEAR SUIT: SEX##
I'm pretty sure they meant "Unisex," but whatever. Thanks, costume company.
dotslashme@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 301d
I'm in tears after laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣. Thanks for this!
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 301d
I do my best <3
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 301d
Who among us hasn't dropped their dick?
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 301d
So that's what King Missile was talking about
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 6 pts · 301d
And so... this is why they call me Dick Drop Dave.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 301d
I would watch a romantic comedy where that's the meet-cute
AceTKen@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 301d
Ahem... I think you mean meat-cute.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 300d
If a dude's gotta go, then he's gotta go, so he'll need his dick back.
I've got admit, that I know nothing about the practicalities of being trans. Can pre-op trans guys piss at a stall? Like how do they aim? Apparently they can, and all the power to them, but how do they get it that far? I'm not saying that my dick extends a meter, but if I point it forward that's where the stream goes... Most of the time anyway. But can a person with female genitalia really get it to go that much forward?
DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 300d
Some folks of the unaltered female phenotype can pee standing by angling and sort of tactically spreading everything apart with their fingers but it takes practice. Generally they can't aim well enough to do it pants on. Testosterone will cause a lengthening of the clitoris in some trans guys making it easier but it's not universal that pre op trans guys put in the work for this skill and one of the main advantages of Phalloplasy is gaining the function to easily piss in a stall.
ricecake@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 300d
Short answer: yes.
I'm not anatomically equipped to know from first hand experience so I can only go by what I've been told by people who are. Evidently a few showers is enough practice to get to basic, unremarkable discreet standing urination within a short range. Like middle of bathtub to the drain.
I've mostly heard of people learning for ease while camping or hiking, but with a little more practice and knowledge that you need a longer fly I can't imagine it would be anything that would even be noticeable in the restroom.
Assuming you don't drop your dick on the floor.
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 300d
That's one where you stay silent until they're gone.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 301d
It's great to learn!