She reportedly carried a five-pound note specifically to put in the donation basket at church on Sunday. The note had been ironed by her butler into a little folded square so that only her face showed.
Yeah, this is how you know it's fake. She's the type for a pre-PP Walther. She'd also carry it in a case, because that's what gun owners in Europe generally do. Also, there's no reason for her to carry the coke, it's served on a silver platter on demand.
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derry@midwest.social · 26 pts · 296d
Where's the tic-tacs
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 296d
slips you one of these:
and then one of these:
MTZ@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 296d
Rolling with the queen sounds like a nightmare lol
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
The queen:
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 296d
She would definitely be carrying a ppk, not what looks like a baretta. also, i don't see a coke spoon in ther.
but I'm glad to see she's carrying a quarter in case she needs to call mom to pick her up, thats ver responsible.
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 296d
It's an fn 5-7 made in Belgium
shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
Thought it was a S&W Shield EZ, but I'm sure you're right. An EZ would be a better choice for an elderly woman who may struggle with the slide! :)
PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 296d
No Saddam?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 296d
Where is the bottle of gin?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 296d
She never carried cash and she had plenty of people to do the murdering for her.
stoy@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 296d
I remember a documentary about the Queen's guard, where they mentioned that she did indeed carry small amounts of cash in her purse.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 296d
What would you ever need that for if you never go out in public unaccompanied? It's not like the royal palace has vending machines 🤔
jimmux@programming.dev · 18 pts · 296d
She doesn't spend the cash. It's her ID card.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d
She reportedly carried a five-pound note specifically to put in the donation basket at church on Sunday. The note had been ironed by her butler into a little folded square so that only her face showed.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 296d
Surprised she wouldn't be rocking the Webely.
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 295d
There's also a Totem Of Undying somewhere there
ErmahgherdDavid@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 295d
She lost that some time in August 2022 I think. Put it in a "safe place"
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 296d
Guess she had the royal butt plug inserted when this was snapped.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 296d
Pretty sure Prince Phillip is dead.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 296d
Just like her.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
what do you think this is chess?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 296d
The Queen's Gambit, indeed.
einlander@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 296d
She keeps that thang on her.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 295d
Being prepared for anything is why she lasted until she was 96 years old.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 296d
Foreign currency to keep them off her trail.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 295d
If you gotta bug out and go on the lam, American cash is going to be your most liquid currency.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 295d
I feel like she’d also have a pack of 20 John Player Specials for emergencies and a voodoo doll of the current PM.
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d
Too big of a pistol. Nobody carries Barretta in a purse.
Also, where's the coke?
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d
Yeah, this is how you know it's fake. She's the type for a pre-PP Walther. She'd also carry it in a case, because that's what gun owners in Europe generally do. Also, there's no reason for her to carry the coke, it's served on a silver platter on demand.
DataDisrupter@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 295d
She'd never drive around in a Mercedes.
themaninblack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d
Yeah that’s some Pope shit to do
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 296d
Severed shrunken head of an African child
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 3 pts · 296d
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 296d
To throw at disloyal citizens
IndridCold@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 295d
False. There is no brick to kill the crazy dog.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 296d
This must be from after the crown jewels were stolen. Explains the gun, too.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 296d
I'd expect a wrench and screwdriver or two. At least she knew how to use them.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 296d