I used to have a lot of less visible piercings, but I had a persistent intrusive thought about being rushed to an MRI while unconscious that I couldn’t get past. Implanting magnets in your body is insane.
A woman's son was given an order for an MRI because of some heart problems. He was very nervous about it, but he didn't want to tell his mom why.
His parents were divorced. Turns out, when he was staying with his father years ago and came home with a black eye, it wasn't caused the way he described. He and his friends were playing with a BB gun, and he got shot in the eye, and the BB was still in there under the skin. His father made him promise not to tell his mother.
They put a magnet up to it, and it was attracted to the magnet. They had to get it removed so they could get the MRI.
The chef's kiss to the story:
As a child, his mother had lost an eye after being shot with a BB gun.
A central theme is the main character Ralphie really wants a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle for Christmas, but all the adults he expresses this to insist he’ll shoot his eye out.
Of course, you're correct. Now I feel like an idiot.
To be fair, I don't allow myself to watch Christmas movies or listen to Christmas music except between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so my mind wasn't there yet.
Only way to fight back in the War on Christmas, which like the Palestine and Israel is mostly just an excuse for the alleged victim (Israel) to attack and take territory from their neighbors.
Here Christmas has invaded so far that there are occasional sightings before the equinox.
Yeah, this guy could be some sort of maga caricature. He's got it all. Religious, transphobic (and probably general bigot), conspiracy theorist, pulling absolutely wild nonsense from his asshole and treating it like fact, should probably be considered a symptom of a mental health pandemic.
Just wait for a few generations of brain implants down the line. Then you will believe what you are programmed to believe. Opposition will be literally unthinkable.
Mmmmm the invisible laws of attraction have been making headlines i see. If a person knows another is -however- wrong....why keep reacting? Are you them? If you have time to complain you have time to move the hell up and on on yes?
45 Comments
Boppel@feddit.org · 85 pts · 300d
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 300d
Creating atheism all around me
solomonschuler@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 300d
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 69 pts · 300d
moonlight@fedia.io · 48 pts · 300d
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 300d
I used to have a lot of less visible piercings, but I had a persistent intrusive thought about being rushed to an MRI while unconscious that I couldn’t get past. Implanting magnets in your body is insane.
NABDad@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 300d
A woman's son was given an order for an MRI because of some heart problems. He was very nervous about it, but he didn't want to tell his mom why.
His parents were divorced. Turns out, when he was staying with his father years ago and came home with a black eye, it wasn't caused the way he described. He and his friends were playing with a BB gun, and he got shot in the eye, and the BB was still in there under the skin. His father made him promise not to tell his mother.
They put a magnet up to it, and it was attracted to the magnet. They had to get it removed so they could get the MRI.
The chef's kiss to the story:
As a child, his mother had lost an eye after being shot with a BB gun.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 300d
Wow, that movie was right
NABDad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d
What movie?
DesertCreosote@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 300d
I’m guessing A Christmas Story (1983).
A central theme is the main character Ralphie really wants a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle for Christmas, but all the adults he expresses this to insist he’ll shoot his eye out.
NABDad@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
Of course, you're correct. Now I feel like an idiot.
To be fair, I don't allow myself to watch Christmas movies or listen to Christmas music except between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so my mind wasn't there yet.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 300d
Only way to fight back in the War on Christmas, which like the Palestine and Israel is mostly just an excuse for the alleged victim (Israel) to attack and take territory from their neighbors.
Here Christmas has invaded so far that there are occasional sightings before the equinox.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 300d
hope she never needs an MRI scan
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 300d
She can't date anyone with tongue piercings
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 300d
Or maybe she should lol, who doesn't like getting head?
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee · 46 pts · 300d
My gods are nonferrous, but I very much like to buy this trans magnet how much?
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 300d
New English sentence unlocked
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 300d
New 40k character just dropped Ferrus Deum.
vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 300d
I’ve seen them do it.
Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 300d
2015, huh. He was ahead of his time.
Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 300d
Yeah, this guy could be some sort of maga caricature. He's got it all. Religious, transphobic (and probably general bigot), conspiracy theorist, pulling absolutely wild nonsense from his asshole and treating it like fact, should probably be considered a symptom of a mental health pandemic.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 300d
😈🏳️⚧️
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NoTagBacks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 300d
So their god has some kinda electromagnetic properties? Is that why iron chariots are his weakness?
queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 300d
That's why he banned golden idols, he knew they were immune to his one weakness.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 20 pts · 300d
I wish it were that easy.
Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 300d
Saaame.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
just make sure you get the right polarity or you might end up putting more god into them
Una@europe.pub · 17 pts · 300d
Who snitched?
ICastFist@programming.dev · 17 pts · 300d
God is a magnetic metal invading your brain. That sounds brutal as fuck. Or very sci-fi
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 300d
Just wait for a few generations of brain implants down the line. Then you will believe what you are programmed to believe. Opposition will be literally unthinkable.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 300d
the big question is what are they doing with all the God? do they keep it in a cage somewhere?
hayvan@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 300d
Kinky
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 12 pts · 300d
Just pour water on the magnets. ➡️ No more magnets. Checkmate, atheists.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 300d
Yo can I get some of them magnets? I know some folks who could do with a lil less Jesus.
There's no hate like Christian love
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 300d
God can be defeated by a magnet?
What a weak God they have.
Alpha71@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 300d
If only it was that easy 🙄
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 300d
:3
webp@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 300d
Call me Magneto
bownage@beehaw.org · 5 pts · 300d
Me and who
JordanZ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d
hayvan@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 300d
Yall motherfuckers need magnets.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 300d
Good thing we're still safe in rainstorms, according to our glorious God king. /s
Fedi-bitch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 298d
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d
All about magnets today I see
orioler25@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 300d
I see my magnet beam has been making waves today.
JayFonduh@lemmy.org · 1 pts · 300d
Mmmmm the invisible laws of attraction have been making headlines i see. If a person knows another is -however- wrong....why keep reacting? Are you them? If you have time to complain you have time to move the hell up and on on yes?