Don't worry I've got copies

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TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 133 pts · 294d (7 replies)

The great thing about cops is that their favorite activity while off duty is telling everyone around them they are cops. It's an all consuming lifestyle of being a bully and proud of it 24/7, so much to the point that they don't really understand how to be a normal person.

"Just gotta cover my high and tight haircut with a ball cap and some raybands and my disguise is complete". "Of course I'm not a police officer, do you not see that I am wearing cargo pants and/or a western cut blue jeans?"

RaoulDuke85@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 71 pts · 294d (3 replies)

I thought their favorite off duty activity is domestic violence?

gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org · 33 pts · 294d (2 replies)

I thought it was drunk driving.

Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 294d

They do that a lot on-duty too so it's not accurate to call it an "off-duty activity"

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 294d

village604@adultswim.fan · 20 pts · 294d (1 reply)

Better soak this bandana in tear gas antidote.

TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 294d

Oh this big chunky tactical watch..... It's so I'm not late to the antifa meeting brother.

aceshigh@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 294d

Cops also bully people in the neighborhood, not because they’re doing wrong but because it doesn’t match their own personal values. It really is a lifestyle.

Triumph@fedia.io · 109 pts · 294d (2 replies)

They have e-cards now. No excuses.

rmuk@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 294d (1 reply)

Can we start a rumor that Antifa is exchanging secrets using QR codes or NFC or something? Honestly, I kinda just feel like that's the kinda of nonsense the MAGA prats would guzzle down.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d

How about we're sending secret info through NFT. That should confuse them enough

someguy3@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 294d (2 replies)

That's because groups like the KKK have organizations and memberships, so they project that other people obviously have organizations and memberships. It's always projection.

mirshafie@europe.pub · 13 pts · 294d (1 reply)

The funny thing is they actually studied the autonomous left in the late 90s and learned how to copy that structure for their own groups. So they absolutely know that this accusation is absolutely bogus. But it's a great way to convince people who think listening to podcasts is "research" of who needs to go to the camps first.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 294d

I don't think you have to go that far. Fox is screaming that "they're a terrorist group" and your brain just fills in that it's organized.

umbraroze@piefed.social · 77 pts · 294d (5 replies)

Side note: I've been waiting for decades now for the official folks to finally mail me a copy of the Homosexual Agenda, but they never do! It's maddening! How the hell are queer people supposed to coordinate stuff???

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 294d

It's been given to me, though I'm cishet, but I'll pass it along all the same

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 294d

Must be a mailing problem. Sadly, the number to call to fix it is on the back cover of the Homosexual Agenda.

See if you can find a spare behind the toilet of your local glory hole.

mirshafie@europe.pub · 10 pts · 294d

I'll send you a copy if you can solve this challenge using the cypher in your official Antifa Encryption Compendium, page 67: F-C-K-N-Z-S

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d (1 reply)

How the hell are queer people supposed to coordinate stuff???

aren't they meant to be naturally good at that anyway? why do they need help?

smh@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 294d

Maybe the polyamorous folk can lend us their calendar coordination skills

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 54 pts · 294d (1 reply)

They would.

They seriously would. Authoritarianism is a pathology. Change my mind.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 294d

The amount of people who have a history of CTE and vote right is statistically abbynormal

sundray@lemmus.org · 39 pts · 294d (5 replies)

I remember that magical summer at camp when I lost my antifa card.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 294d (4 replies)

did it involve a flute by any chance

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 294d

Skin flute

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 294d

this one time, at band camp..

sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 294d (1 reply)

A Magic Flute.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d

Die Zauberflöte

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 294d

Found it!

MourningDove@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 294d (1 reply)
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aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 294d
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Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 294d

they are called agitators, its to instigate false flag attacks. plus there has been numerous attempted far right agitators as well influencers, people andy ngo.

Skua@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 294d (1 reply)
rmuk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 294d

I thought it was going to be this but yours is good too.