They think they're some unique "alpha", meanwhile they all adopt the same exact look: A camo-covered outfit, Oakleys, and the douchiest haircut you can think of. Zero individuality.
I'm sure well the women are looking at him like: oh boy, I can't wait to feel his tiny little micro penis tickling my labia. I really need an insecure angry little manchild in my life to contribute nothing to it and take his persecution complex out on me.
22 Comments
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip · 57 pts · 279d
I find the handle bosshog4.20 just adds to this. Sound like the name from a comedy series
Edit: deleted duplicate comment
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 279d
BOSS HOG GETS NO CRANKING TODAY, AWOOO
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 279d
Isn't that Stav's moniker, from Cumtown. Boss hog?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 279d
Boss Hogg was a character from Dukes of Hazzard
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 279d
Like a really shitty comedy series, that no one watches. Something on “Must See Thursday.” Right after Meet the Racists, and Honkeys Be Pregnant.
Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 279d
They think they're some unique "alpha", meanwhile they all adopt the same exact look: A camo-covered outfit, Oakleys, and the douchiest haircut you can think of. Zero individuality.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 279d
It's the only look he's ever known.
TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 279d
Have any of these "alpha republicans" looked in a mirror?
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 279d
I'm sure well the women are looking at him like: oh boy, I can't wait to feel his tiny little micro penis tickling my labia. I really need an insecure angry little manchild in my life to contribute nothing to it and take his persecution complex out on me.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 279d
The sunglasses indoors really make it.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 279d
"Alpha"
blarghly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 279d
Found OOP's profile here. I've never seen Poe's Law more in effect
LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 279d
I think it'd be best to avoid linking anyone's profiles directly.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 279d
And it's on Threads. Like, ew.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 279d
They've probably identified him as the most likely SA perp and are keeping an eye on him.
FishFace@piefed.social · 19 pts · 279d
tomiant@piefed.social · 6 pts · 279d
Solid gut shot right there.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 279d
It’s a small ratio but it’s an honest one.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 279d
Aw he has 12 alts ❤️
Wren@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 279d
That look means I've scoped a nice place to keep my strap-on.
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 279d
Wait is that a thing? Was a supposed to sign up for notifications somewhere? No one told me.
Generica@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 279d
Said the man with a giant phallus in his mouth
FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 279d