Never gonna beat the allegations

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BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world · 224 pts · 284d (10 replies)

She's kissing him the way European men say "hello". It doesn't seem romantic to me at all

bytesonbike@discuss.online · 105 pts · 284d (3 replies)

It's a WOMAN and he is a MAN and DONALD TRUMP does not suck DONG and if he did suck DONG it would not be GAY because MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

RaoulDuke85@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 284d (1 reply)

He sucks cock, just to make sure he isn't gay.

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 283d

The groyper approach

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 8 pts · 284d

Are we sure he's been sucking the dick of Bill Clinton or that of the horse? I need to know!

PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au · 43 pts · 284d (2 replies)

She's leaning forward like he is made of plutonium and she wants to minimize her exposure and not come in contact with any contaminants

CompostMaterial@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Supposedly he smells terrible.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 284d

A mixture of hair spray, ketchup, and ass.

DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 284d

That's so he can pretend he's kissing a European man.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 283d

its an auntie kiss.

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 284d

Why would anyone want Bill's sloppy seconds.

someguy3@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 284d (4 replies)

Power couple? What has she done? "I don't care, do you"?

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 284d

Definitions are meaningless in the GOP's world

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 284d

She told him to put on his bikini and parade himself around Mar-A-Lago when he suggested she do it to entertain guests. That was the only time I ever heard of her saying something worth remembering

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 284d

She used to show her boobies. That’s a power move, imo.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 284d

Couple of power bottoms

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 87 pts · 284d

Ah yes, parade around the woman we know he got together with initially in Epstein's plane, that'll surely make us forget about Trump's connection to Epstein... And Epstein's comments about him.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 79 pts · 284d

She is very clearly disgusted by him, and he is incapable of love so I know that one on the right is 200% bullshit.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 284d (9 replies)

minorkeys@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 284d (4 replies)

The President of the United States, everyone. And this ain't even taken out of context, he was literally mimicking it at the time.

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 283d (2 replies)

What was the context ? that's insane

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 283d (1 reply)

There were mic issues or something, so no one could hear him for a few seconds.

Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 283d

Yea ok but that doesn't explain it lmao. Why of all gestures he chose to do this one? what in the shit? is this senility? his idea of a joke?

NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 284d
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WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 284d

Donny bukkake

muffedtrims@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 284d (2 replies)

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Bill, "He hasn't lost that technic."

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 283d

Are you struggling for 'technique' there?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 284d (11 replies)

Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 283d (2 replies)

And people say AI is a bad thing lol

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 283d (1 reply)

Sometimes the tools of evil can be used for good

nfamwap@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 283d

Just needs a little pat on the head from Bubba

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 284d

POTUS 47 => THROATUS 1

Now he can claim to be the first in something other than underaged girls panties.

RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 283d (2 replies)

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d

Don't ignore the sound 😷

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d

I guess I deserved that

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 283d (3 replies)

Lmao what is the source for this?

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 283d (1 reply)

AI gen

Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 283d

Liar!

KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 283d

It's probably not open source

WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 53 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Methinks they doth protest too much.

snooggums@piefed.world · 12 pts · 284d

*Prostate too much.

hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip · 47 pts · 284d (7 replies)

i would love to be in the room when his staffers advise him to counter the bubba allegations... like sir.. you must kiss melania or else everyone will think you sucked bill clinton off

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 283d (1 reply)

and defend against all those handjob, blowjob motions hes being doing.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 283d

Don't ignore the sound 😷

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 284d

A kiss is not the equivalent of sucking someone off. That's not going to cut it. I'm going to need something more hardcore or I'm not believing anything

fodor@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 284d (2 replies)

Maybe he could also trot out Stormy Daniels or E. Jean Carroll as proof of his interest in women? /s

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 283d

"I'm not gay ... I'm a rapist!"

echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 283d

That's a sort of strategy that he would actually come up with.

Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 283d

I dont think he sucked Bill Clinton off... I think he sucked off the horse lol

shalafi@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 284d (3 replies)

There are plenty more where this came from.

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Ngl that little slap is flawless

shalafi@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 284d

LOL, there are many more clips just like it. She won't touch the man. Hell, she didn't even move into the White House for over 6-months the first time around.

bytesonbike@discuss.online · 10 pts · 284d

I wheezed

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Lol she don’t wanna be near him and certainly doesn’t love him

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 283d

she only wants to be near TRUDEAU, whos is SINGLE and ready to mingle, despite being with Perry right now.

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 40 pts · 284d (3 replies)

Trump like only little girls and grown men.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 284d (2 replies)

And possibly horses.

(Ghislaine Maxwell's horse's name was Bubba)

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 283d

move aside lewinski and nancy reagan, we have a new throat goat in town.

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 1 pts · 283d

His dick isnt big enough to penetrate a horse.

Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 284d (7 replies)

There is a 0% chance he has ever given her an orgasm.

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 284d (4 replies)

That assumes Kremlin T-1000s even have orgasms...

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 284d

Her orgasms are from the money he spends

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -26 pts · 284d (2 replies)

In your fevered daydream imagination, is there anything that isn't Russia Russia Russia? You Americans fascinate me. I grew up reading 1950s and 1960s MAD Magazines and books, and even then they skewered that hysteria. Has it been bred into you by selective gene editing?

PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 284d

Yeah, and I really think she's a shape-shifting robot from the future too 🙄🙄🙄

AntEater@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 283d

There's nothing in this entire discussion that should be taken even remotely seriously.

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 284d (1 reply)

I wonder if she's even capable of having them. She's so stern all the time I can't imagine her liking anything

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 283d

To be fair, anyone married to that prick would be pretty stern all the time.

crusa187@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 284d

Wow, ok now I’m starting to believe in bubba shlorpin’

vikingtons@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 284d (4 replies)

sorry the what email,

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 284d (3 replies)

vikingtons@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 284d

holy shit lmao

the gilzzy gladiator

FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 8 pts · 284d (1 reply)

I can't tell if they are joking together or if Mark is making fun of Jeff. That movie reference is something

NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 284d

Yea, the image you commented on is cropped. The full email chain I definitely read as Mark just giving his brother shit for his loser best friend.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Are these images AI?

morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com · 16 pts · 284d

No, AI would have made him less hideous.

Furbag@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 284d

More like America's white power couple.

switcheroo@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 284d (4 replies)

Bubba Bill Clinton

Or

Bubba, Jizzlaine's horse

You decide.

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 284d (3 replies)

The brother who sent the email already came out and said it wasn't bill

Wahots@pawb.social · 7 pts · 284d (1 reply)

Good God. First a couch, now a horse?

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d

Save a couch... Suck a horse?

Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 283d

Payday!! Wonder what he was paid or if he was afraid he'd also commit suicide

Darkard@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 284d

I'll bet those tiny hands of his made it look massive.

Therobohour@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 283d (7 replies)

Oh trump, don't pull the Melania thread too hard,it'll unravel very quickly

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 283d

Would a gay person want to fuck his own daughter?

Checkmate liberuls.

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 283d (5 replies)

Trump is just a bitter old New York queen, all the sas, the drama, the high heels. I never connected the dots but now all of it makes sense.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 283d (1 reply)

The tiny mincing hand gestures. The catty nicknames. We lost a great lady to internalised homophobia. Think of how the world would be if he'd just donned the heels instead of a suit

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 283d

He'd be amazing, hell I'd even want him as the president.

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 283d (1 reply)
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 283d

Oh My God, bro if they could all just be out and proud. The world would be a much better place.

Therobohour@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 282d

Makes sense to me, his eye for shitty inertia design

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 284d

Trump and his beard.

guillem@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 284d (1 reply)
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PlungeButter@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 284d

Crikey, that brings back a memory I wish I'd forgotten.

Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 283d (1 reply)

It was pointed out to me that if you look at the phone screen in the hand of the person standing at the left, you see that Chump is walking by himself - so obviously doctored.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 7 pts · 283d

Damn, they couldn't even find a pic of them walking together? Bahahahaha

YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 284d (1 reply)

No kisses, your breath stinks!

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 13 pts · 284d

Was that the best, of all their pictures together, the most romantic picture?

She's not even doing an effort in hugging, like a deer in the middle of the road.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 283d

I’m straight and so is my work husband.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 284d (1 reply)
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shittydwarf@piefed.social · 1 pts · 284d

I measured his hands, far too small..

FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 284d

Ayyyy. Relax guy!

drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 283d

That is one gay AF kiss.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 283d

seems the one that has the power is mELANIA.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 282d (1 reply)

I wonder how much it cost trump during the melania negotiation. Getting her to remove the hat was a win. Getting her to give him a cheek kiss in public is the art of the deal!

bytesonbike@discuss.online · 2 pts · 282d

Ai art

myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 283d (1 reply)

He’s gay. This seals it. Kind of like how his lips sealed around bubbas dick.

axexrx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 283d

I dont think hes into men or women. Only children and animals.

Jhex@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 283d

After witnessing the repeated displays of contempt Melania has for the Orange Pedo, this type of ham-fisted over compensation just confirms what we all already know

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 283d

Is this Donald j trump, self avowed best friend of Jeffrey r epstein, and child rapist who we've recently found out also enjoys sucking a good fat cock?

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 282d

There's a good chance Melania also sucked off Bubba

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 282d

I had no idea Trump had a beard.

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 283d
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Honytawk@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 283d

I mean, even if he does fall for women.

That doesn't make him straight, more bi.

FridaySteve@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 282d

"You don't understand, your honor! Chunks is my dog!"

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 283d

I may've just missed being upvote #666, but I'll happily take #669 in consolation. 🤘🏼