Don't get catfished

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affenlehrer@feddit.org · 105 pts · 276d (1 reply)

At least she's super hot. And she's on onlyfans

kylua@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 275d

that so she can blow you anytime

whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 275d

Would you mark this as nsfw, please? Her ports are all showing!

ceenote@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Who says this isn't every bit as beautiful as a big titty goth anime gf?

Sabata11792@ani.social · 13 pts · 276d

I prefer my big titty goth anime girls to cover a second PCI slot.

brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 275d (2 replies)

Ehh, they actually look more like this. With handles:

Nvidia

(As Patrick happily demonstrates with an AMD variant: https://www.servethehome.com/this-is-a-fun-amd-instinct-mi325x-8-gpu-baseboard-nvidia-hgx-feature/)

Handles

And that's many, many waifus rooming together.

Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 275d

This must be why they're called love handles

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 275d

Not everybody are into harems.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 276d (3 replies)

I mean, take off the fans and heat sink. Let me see her bare circuits.

chellomere@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 275d (1 reply)

No this is OnlyFans

0ops@piefed.zip · 26 pts · 275d

b_tr3e@feddit.org · 4 pts · 275d

PERVERT!

87Six@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 275d

Sexy asf if you ask me

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 276d (8 replies)

You wouldn't make out with a lawnmower!

GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 276d (7 replies)

...but a vacuum?

Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 4 pts · 276d (6 replies)

Morbus Kobold, excuse the kink to the german Wikipedia, it seems like the rest of the world lacks critical research about this topic.

GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 276d (4 replies)

Freudian typo there! Yes, I heard of this one before, but that seems to be a one in a million accident. One should always be familiar with the holes they're going to stick appendages in if they want to keep them. I've known more than one person who lost fingers clearing grass clippings from a running mower. 🤷‍♂️

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 275d (3 replies)

I've known more than one person who lost fingers clearing grass clippings from a running mower.

Way to dox yourself, Amputations Georg.

GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 275d (2 replies)

I still have all my digits! I can count to 20 without resorting to binary!

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Could it be due to your extensive collection of other people's fingers?

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 275d

I mean look at those curves:

chazwhiz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Dem fans doe

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 275d

You can find all the best fan curves on OnlyFans.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 275d (1 reply)

So, lets say I run a local LLM.

... and pipe it into a 3D avatar/animation rig.

... and... give it the appearance of:

Not really a person who gives a shit about make-up, imo.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 275d

Doesn't care about make-up

Has multiple bodies of varying size, appearance and gender

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Still looks hot AF.

wjrii@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 275d

Only because it’s not wearing its aftermarket cooler.

danc4498@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 276d

Boing

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 276d

Still would!

LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 276d

Pretty cool and worth at least 1000 bucks

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 276d

Just one card? .... my girlfriend looks like three of those ... and she still hates me.

Una@europe.pub · 2 pts · 276d

Cute

tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 276d

And that's a good line to take it to the bridge