That is a lot

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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 276d (10 replies)

It's just a lot of copies of the same information. Not very efficient.

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 276d (6 replies)

The dna sequence of each sperm is actually unique, and are thus not considered part of your body according to your immune system. This is why your testes are "immune-privileged", meaning your white blood cells are not allowed in there.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 276d (3 replies)

So not just inefficient but also insecure? Who designed this crap?

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 276d (2 replies)

Sexual reproduction is designed for variation. You can reduce it with a large amount of inbreeding. Your family, for example.

jk

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 276d (1 reply)

My mom, my dad, my aunt and my uncle are going to beat you up! The two of them are really strong!

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 276d

šŸ˜‚

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 276d (1 reply)

This is why your testes are ā€œimmune-privilegedā€, meaning your white blood cells are not allowed in there.

crazy. yeah it makes sense on second thought, i guess, like there's some fuckery with the immune system of the mother not entering a child in the womb or sth. yeah it makes sense that that applies for sperm too. then, i wonder, what keeps infections at bay?

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d

I'm not sure. I'll have to look it up

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 276d

They're just trying to get a point across.

30p87@feddit.org · 11 pts · 276d

Top Redundancy

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 276d

It's not even. The data integrity algorithm is really kind of crap.

EvilFonzy@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 276d

That's why I always call it a packet storm. "Girl, I'm about to DDOS that booty."

ooterness@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 276d (7 replies)

This calculation is off by an order of magnitude.

The human genome has about 3.1 billion base pairs. Each sperm has half of that. Ignoring epigenetics, each base pair has four options (A/T/C/G), so it can be represented by two bits each.

All told, that's 3.1 gigabits = 388 megabytes per gamete.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 276d (2 replies)

So what would the total amount of information in an average ejaculation be? Dumb it down for me, please? Lol

hydroxycotton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 276d (1 reply)

97,000 TB

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 276d

... JesĆŗs Cristo

LSNLDN@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Surely after some lossless compression this could be improved drastically

ooterness@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d

The data would compress well, true. However, the DNA in the cell doesn't have anything like data compression, and it makes the calculations more complex, so it's only fair to compare uncompressed sizes.

io@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 276d (1 reply)

am i dumb or shouldn't it be 2 times 3.1 billion bits, so 6.2 gigabits according to what you said

ooterness@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 276d

The full genome is 3.1 billion base pairs (6.2 Gbit = 775 MByte). Each parent (i.e., one egg or one sperm) contributes half of that, 1.55 billion base pairs (3.1 Gbit = 388 MByte).

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 276d

If you assume an average ejaculation distance of 9 inches and a nominal speed of 15 mph (this is apparently surprisingly well studied) - you get a data transfer rate of 46,500 TB/s.

I once joked I could jizz faster than my shitty internet connection. Guess I was right

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 9 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Here's a 75mb joke:

There were 2 sperm, swimming along.

One says to the other one:

"We've been swimming for ages. How long until the egg yet?"

The other replies:

"The egg!? Oh. It's not for miles yet. We've only just passed the tonsils."

Edit:

This calculation is off by an order of magnitude.

The human genome has about 3.1 billion base pairs. Each sperm has half of that. Ignoring epigenetics, each base pair has four options (A/T/C/G), so it can be represented by two bits each.

All told, that’s 3.1 gigabits = 388 megabytes per gamete.

Oh, in that case then, I guess that's a 776mb joke.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 276d

"Egg? We're inside a raccoon's anus."

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 276d

Down load.

SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 276d (2 replies)

This is why a big...hard...drive is important.

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 4 pts · 276d

More buffer for the git pushin’

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 276d

Doing a backup of some of my 18TB hard drive today.

This thread gets me thinking about that in new terms.

Not even enough space left on it for a tenth of a load.

And I thought 18TB was big when I bought it.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 5 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Crazy to imagine that some Tylenol can corrupt so much data.

grue@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 276d

Yep, literally crazy.

faizalr@piefed.social · 4 pts · 276d (6 replies)

How do they calculate that?

albbi@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 276d (5 replies)

Each DNA base can be represented in 4 bits because there's only 4 values: A, T, G or C. (This is a simplification because of epigenetic base modifications, but works for now). So just take the length of DNA and multiply by 4 for the amount of bits the data represents. You do have to add up the lengths of all the chromosomes considering that sperm only have one copy of each chromosome, not two. Also factor in that there is no mitochondria in sperm. Lastly, about half of the sperm will be carrying an X and half will be carrying a Y chromosome so just take the length of the (X + Y) / 2 for the sex chromosome. Now just multiply by the amount of sperm in an average ejaculation and you'll get a good estimate.

ooterness@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 276d

Each base-pair requires two bits, not four. Picking an arbitrary convention: 00 = A, 01 = T, 10 = G, 11 = C.

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 6 pts · 276d

To represent 4 values, you only need 2 bits

  • 00
  • 01
  • 10
  • 11
0ops@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 276d (2 replies)

How do they ejaculate that?

Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 276d

Morse code

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 276d

There are websites to help with that.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d (4 replies)

Trump enters the chat

salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Does he have to? In every single thread?

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 276d

Sorry but he’s got a thirst

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 276d (1 reply)

I don't wanna think about where his sperm has been.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 276d

Oh I was thinking about bubbas sperm in his mouth. His has been in children and he should be in prison for that

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 276d

So if I jerk off, I could use that to store porn, thus making me jerk off more, thus providing more porn storage…

db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d

Wouldn't quaternary storage need a different naming scheme?

Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Wow, I didn't know I was better than a pigeon at transmitting information across long distances.

I'm here for your large data transfer needs, business fellows!

huppakee@piefed.social · 5 pts · 276d

Not sure what you consider a long distance, but if it travels as far as a pigeon you might want to go see a medical professional.

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d

Pff I'd be happy to reach a megabit at my age.

mdk@feddit.org · -1 pts · 276d (2 replies)

Not that much information, but a lot of redundancy. Every sperm carries the same X or Y-Chromosome. So every sperm contains the same information as half of the other sperm. Or did I miss something?

FearfulSalad@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 276d (1 reply)

You missed like, a huge amount. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meiosis

mdk@feddit.org · 3 pts · 276d

Thank you, didn't know that