Choose your fighter

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PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 293d (11 replies)

What workers?

A "s__ worker"?

Someone help, it is literally impossible to read this post with the giant censor bar.

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 37 pts · 293d (1 reply)
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modus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d

Bro chill out. You can't just go and say dirty words on the internet like that.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 293d (1 reply)

I think it's Sas worker .... someone who gives you sas

or they work for the British SAS (Special Air Service)

snooggums@piefed.world · 24 pts · 293d

SAAS: Sex as a service

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 293d

I'm not a fan of censored memes, but they are becoming common and I'm far too lazy to hunt down uncensored ones or fix the ones I find

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 293d (1 reply)

Steel worker

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 293d

we work hard, we play hard

ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 293d

Gotta be Shrek worker. Shrek is heavily censored in some part of the world because the movie is too woke.

s@piefed.world · 4 pts · 293d

SΘX worker is the clear answer based on what we can see of the letters

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 3 pts · 293d

although this one look like some just wanted to get through filters which use crappy OCR, at least they left everything readable

fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d

There's a post?

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 293d (4 replies)

Stop censoring normal fucking words. OP didn't obviously do it, why do reposters feel the need?

Phegan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d
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SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 292d

The image could be from somewhere else with shitty rules

causepix@lemmy.ml · -4 pts · 293d (1 reply)

It's still legible though. I think it's leas for the sake of modesty than just maximizing reach in the algorithm of whatever social media it was reposted to. An image-to-text algo would probably not register the marked word(s) to then mark the post as vulgar or 18+, and then show it to fewer people because of that. I see it all the time in posts mentioning Palestine, which started when it became apparent that those kinds of posts were being suppressed.

Along the same lines, sometimes something silly like a hair is edited into the image. I've always assumed this is to prevent it from getting caught by content-recognition algorithms, which would mark it as a repost and either remove or de-rank the content.

Seems the hate is better directed at the algorithms that make this worthwhile than the reposters frustrating those efforts to sanitize everything by putting a non-destructive mark on the content.

spechter@feddit.org · 1 pts · 279d

That's the free speach you've got over there? One naughty word having any Christian fundamentalist blush and you get cut off.

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 39 pts · 293d
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TachyonTele@piefed.social · 34 pts · 293d (9 replies)

It'd be nice to ban any memes that are censored.

Flamekebab@piefed.social · 22 pts · 293d

I would heartily support that. The Fediverse should take a stand against this advertiser-friendly bullshit.

snooggums@piefed.world · 11 pts · 293d (4 replies)

That would cut down on the number of memes available, since the sources are often censored.

I think we should require someone posting a censored meme add additional censorship to make the message appear more potentially offensive.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 11 pts · 293d (1 reply)

Im all for covering the censorship with worse words

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d

if you're not going to put in the time to add a nice set of grawlixes, why censor at all?

M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

The vast majority of the time it would take a couple of seconds to just uncensor the words. There's no need to keep the censorship, anyone here could easily do it.

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 293d

If someone is somehow so inept that they can't uncensor a meme then they have so serious issues.

BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 293d (1 reply)

I'm with you, but our meme community is already so sparse and limited compared to larger platforms that I'm not sure we'd like the results.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 293d

Nah microblog memes is doing just fine without a few memes.

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 293d

I downvote them. If enough people agree to do that then people will probably start making the tiny effort it takes to uncensor the memes.

Boppel@feddit.org · 26 pts · 293d (2 replies)

the gerties 💀

4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d

5th gertie is golden gertie

Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 292d

*Gross Gertie

de_lancre@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 293d (1 reply)
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finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 292d

How could you leave out Cotton Tail?!

TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 293d (1 reply)

I wonder what clientele Sappho tended to service 🤔, guess we'll never know

faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 293d

Friends and roommates only, I guess

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 293d (3 replies)

...can we talk about Kidneyfoot Jenny, or do you think they were just trying to differentiate between her and Mexican Jennie?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 293d (1 reply)

Clubfoot I'm guessing

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d

Same Jenny, just QT never notices anything above the calf.

S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 293d (1 reply)

Wide-ass Nellie! I like them thick!

mtpender@piefed.social · 11 pts · 293d

Built like a Pixar mum!

Klear@quokk.au · 17 pts · 293d

SEX

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 293d (4 replies)

Holy shit, these are all amazing.

We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.

"The Chinless Wonder."

"Dog-faced Kitty."

"Fatty McDuff."

"Few Clothes Molly."

... modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin' on these, goddamn.

This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 293d (1 reply)

We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.

He wouldn't be President for another 70ish years.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 293d

Ah, good 'ole Lyndon "Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians" Johnson.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d (1 reply)

why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 293d

It's a New Vegas reference.

He had a really long dick, hence the name.

OrganicMustard@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 293d

Ah yes, Sappho the nice friend of many women of the town

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 293d

I'm obviously "Grizzly Bear" but I might be "German Muscle Woman" for the right price.

$20 went a lot further back then.

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 293d (2 replies)

Ella the Wolf
Lily the Fox

1800s furries?

Furbag@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 293d

Between them and Squirrel-Tooth Alice, I hope something doesn't awaken inside of me.

And by something, I mean a venereal disease, because it's too late for me to not be a furry.

de_lancre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d
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PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 14 pts · 293d

Dita von Teese wrote the foreword to R. F. Johnson's "Working Girls" which features pictures of - mostly female, mostly dressed - brothel workers, taken in 1892 by William Goldman.

I like this photo in particular, it seems so weirdly un-1800s-like:

::: spoiler slightly nsfw :::

boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 293d (1 reply)

The virgin eh?

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 293d

They got their nickname for being really bad at sex

snooggums@piefed.world · 12 pts · 293d (1 reply)

It is kind of fun trying to guess whether some of the names that could be gender neutral today would have been back in the day.

Like I am guessing Buffalo Jo is short for Josephine, and Dutch Jake is definitely a man, but Fatty McDuff and The Carson Banger could go either way depending on their sense of humor.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 293d

Idk but I'm spending the night with the chinless wonder

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 293d (3 replies)

What the hell is the sexual appeal of a Dog-faced Kitty?

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 292d (2 replies)

They can't all be 10s.

Nellie the Pig, Noseless Lou, German Muscle Woman

Who would you marry, fuck, kill? Go.

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Marry: German Muscle Woman

Fuck: Noseless Lou

Kill: Nellie the Pig

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d

I can respect it.

pizza_the_hutt@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 293d

I needs me some of that Hambone Jane.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 293d

A lot of these would work for Garbage Pail Kids, too

gigachad@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 293d (2 replies)

Three-tit Tillie

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 293d (1 reply)

Her great-great-great-great-great granddaughter ended up working on Mars

bvoigtlaender@feddit.org · 6 pts · 293d

You mean Erotikon VI?

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 7 pts · 293d (5 replies)

Big Bonanza sounds like the name of a restaurant for big eaters, and know what I'm all for it

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 4 pts · 293d (4 replies)

Also, guess we'll have to give a shout out to Cottontail the NSFW voice actress and VTuber cottontailva.carrd.co/

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 7 pts · 293d (3 replies)

Also also, how long can an adult performer go with the stage name "The Virgin" before it becomes false advertisement?

Triasha@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 293d

It's like wrestling. You know it's not real but you play along anyway.

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 293d

She only does anal

cornshark@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 292d

Maybe it just means they're a virgo?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 293d

Now I have to fire up WWE to see if "The Virgin" is one of the names you can actually have the announcers say... 🤔

If I can, I'm making a Discord mod wrestler cuz I need more Heels for my custom federation.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 293d

Three-tit Tillie?

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 293d

Velvet Ass Rose is mine, mine alone!

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d

Only about 3 or 4 male-ish sounding names on here, so I guess Leo the Lion. But I refuse to wear the lion as anything other than a belt!

edinbruh@feddit.it · 4 pts · 293d (3 replies)

What's the deal with Rotary Rosie?

BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 293d (2 replies)

She's a spinner.

edinbruh@feddit.it · 2 pts · 293d (1 reply)

... What?

BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 293d

She spins, like a top.

bestagon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 293d

Grizzly bear would be a fun irony for me I think

ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d

The Dollop did an episode on Squirrel-Tooth Alice.

https://youtu.be/Kz5EG7zvFzg

Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d

This is as real as.... as other stuff that people is made up.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 293d

Tit-bit, Fatty McDuff, lol

wuffah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d

No love for Nellie the Pig?

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d

I wanna be known as the big bonanza

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 293d

I'm already on the list. Actual name and fairly accurate description.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d

Big nose Kate or Sappho

TisI@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 293d

Tit bit.

Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 2 pts · 293d

Dörty Görtie and I'm guitarist in a glam rock band with the same name.

toeblast96@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 292d
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 293d (1 reply)

Kidney foot?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 0 pts · 293d

Probably a clubfoot