David Attenborough voice “When threatened, the M.D.s will huddle for safety in an attempt to look bigger and more dangerous. To make their escape they will identify the youngest in the heard and separate them from the group to distract their predators as the rest escape. It’s a cruel but effective strategy, ensuring the heard will live on to replenish their numbers. They understand, without hesitation, that survival in the unforgiving wild sometimes requires sacrifice.”
Much like a claymore, the apple is a directional munition. The stem goes towards the doctors; the user should always see the apple anus. New users can remember this with the phrase, "Kiss their ass goodbye."
26 Comments
marzhall@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 263d
Pomme d'terror
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 262d
oxideseven@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 262d
Kind of a triple joke since pomme de terre (earth apple) is a potato, I like it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
I was gonna say I'm starting to confuse myself about pommes frites.
angelmountain@feddit.nl · 34 pts · 263d
Yeah OK I'll bite.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website · 27 pts · 263d
Doctor in Front: Everyone stay behind me. I'm a doctor of art history. It's finally my time to shine.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 263d
Dr of art history with a stethoscope
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 263d
That's how they hear the art
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 262d
David Attenborough voice “When threatened, the M.D.s will huddle for safety in an attempt to look bigger and more dangerous. To make their escape they will identify the youngest in the heard and separate them from the group to distract their predators as the rest escape. It’s a cruel but effective strategy, ensuring the heard will live on to replenish their numbers. They understand, without hesitation, that survival in the unforgiving wild sometimes requires sacrifice.”
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 263d
"STOP THROWING APPLES AT US! WE HAVE PhDs!"
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 263d
*Lives on PhD salaries
"Guys! That dude has food. Get him!"
Oisteink@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 263d
An apple in the hand makes the nurses scared
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 9 pts · 263d
Much like a claymore, the apple is a directional munition. The stem goes towards the doctors; the user should always see the apple anus. New users can remember this with the phrase, "Kiss their ass goodbye."
ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 263d
An apple in the hand is worth 4 doctors and 2 curious onlookers in a hospital?
rosefiend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 262d
Gotta catch em all
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 263d
Why must we wear these ridiculous ties?
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 262d
He's not wearing any pants
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WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 263d
I'm not an apple bottom girl, I'm your PCP!
robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 262d
Shorty got them apple bottom jeans
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 263d
Doctors fear the apple man
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 263d
Eris up to new shit
haywire7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 263d
Put this on your head and I'll shoot it off, it'll be funny!
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 263d
Hit a doctor with a facking apple in the face and they'll run away from you.
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d
I just learned somewhere on YouTube that this saying originated because apples were thought to ward off or cure gonerea.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d
Gods of death love apples
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d
This