c/programmer_humor · by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social · 284dNice weather we're having 1.3k points · 46 comments · view on lemmy.world
46 Comments
joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 163 pts · 284d
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 91 pts · 284d
Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.
Rooster326@programming.dev · 36 pts · 284d
Absolutely breathtaking*
BanMe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 284d
Careful with them hottub jets, all I'm sayin
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 284d
It's nice of cities to put them in every park
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 284d
Apparently you can only use them once though
janus2@lemmy.zip · 83 pts · 284d
if a woman used this line on me my response would be "wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store"
tetris11@feddit.uk · 56 pts · 284d
*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY
Klear@quokk.au · 32 pts · 284d
ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I'M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
IronBird@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 284d
milkshakes are like 10$'s now
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 9 pts · 284d
i met a dog last week that showed me how to die
tetris11@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 284d
*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 284d
*pumpiserlou starts playing*
Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 284d
I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 284d
The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to...
janus2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 283d
i bought too many board games
QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 283d
I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 75 pts · 284d
Could you share your Emacs config?
tetris11@feddit.uk · 55 pts · 284d
*Girl-chan blushes*
"I didn't know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together... "
*Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*
"Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don't call me."
verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 284d
The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 284d
Emacs? I don't think this is going to work out...
Dicska@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 284d
I sent you my desktop layout, please respond
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 284d
Oh yeah, it's right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!
lena@gregtech.eu · 50 pts · 284d
I, for one, appreciate people nerding out
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 284d
I went to a tech event recently and got to chat with other other tech people, and it's been awhile since I've been able to do that. We nerded out talking about caching. It was great.
goatinspace@feddit.org · 39 pts · 284d
What's your monitor aspect ratio?
Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 284d
I mean, it's pretty big, but not too big, you know?
bytesonbike@discuss.online · 16 pts · 284d
Omg you just can't ask them their monitor aspect ratio... Not without foreplay.
Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 283d
Tetris, Quake or what?
Without aspect ratio knowledge all these modern titles are so hard to predict...
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 284d
Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 284d
And she seems into it.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 284d
She looks fuckin into it tbf
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 9 pts · 284d
Shes laughing, let's goooo
sparkles@piefed.zip · 26 pts · 284d
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 284d
Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 284d
If you happen to speak a little German, !ich_iel@feddit.org had quite a few lasagna recipes recently
sparkles@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 284d
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 283d
What's too wiggly?
sparkles@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 283d
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 23 pts · 284d
I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 284d
Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn't wearing pants. lol
yopyop@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 283d
Canot unsee now.
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 283d
That and trauma bonding is how i got my boyfriend
tino@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 283d
I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?
Uri@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 284d
I did the same today on bus 🙃
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 283d
Imagine, there are women in tech 👩💻
(Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female..)
30p87@feddit.org · 3 pts · 284d
Crazy entertaining actually
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 283d
This is like an average convo on the light rail in Seattle, especially near AmazonTown
QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 284d
Know that the play on words in the title is also appreciated 😌