Beckinsale explained that she initially thought her daughter’s boyfriend was just looking for attention until she noticed that, similarly to an egg, whatever had passed through his body had a “shell” and a “yolk” when opened.
“Hold on a second,” host Jimmy Kimmel said. “An egg came out of his body?”
According to Beckinsale, yes. “Not out of his mouth or ears, it came out the route that it would come out of a hen,” Beckinsale replied. “Well, not his vagina. He went to the bathroom and was very surprised to find that he had laid an egg.”
63 Comments
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 103 pts · 296d
wow, she's unrecognizable. Why do people feel the need to do that to themselves?
Flamekebab@piefed.social · 68 pts · 296d
That's what she looks like these days? My gods. Just be cool with aging, FFS.
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 296d
If only it were so simple, particularly in a profession that is historically ageist. It's a fuckin shame what she did to her face, but there was no small amount of pressure from a number of angles that caused her to do that.
andyburke@fedia.io · 39 pts · 296d
This. I do not understand the aversion to aging. We are all human.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 296d
Your face probably isn't your moneymaker, then
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 295d
Nobody's making a dime in that face.
It's like someone tried to clean up a chemical spill with an ice pick and a vacuum.
andyburke@fedia.io · 6 pts · 296d
You think she is only worth her face? Perhaps I begin to understand.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 295d
No, but the industry in which she works gives people, especially women, less work if they'll aren't at peak attractiveness. Less work means less money. I don't really know her acting beyond her Underworld movies, but it's less than compared to Maggie Smith, Kathy Bates, Emma Thompson, and Helen Mirren. Those ladies have lasted because of their fantastic acting, despite letting their age show.
I'm not saying I agree with the industry's choice. I actually think naturally aging women are really beautiful and hate the fake looks. I'm just saying if she wants to be competitive in her industry, she may feel she needs to do it. Also, she might like looking young. I try not to judge people for it, it's just not my preference.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 295d
It's a picture comparing faces with comments talking about faces. Faces on actors are an important aspect. Faces do the talking. This isn't your "gotcha" moment unless your goal is to debate in bad faith. Holding someone to your beauty standards is no different than someone adhering to someone else's beauty standards
andyburke@fedia.io · 4 pts · 295d
You use a term like "beauty standard" as if this is a real thing that applies to everyone and not something manufactured by an attention-based industry.
If people believe she is only worth her face, then I guess she is. Except, I don't think everyone thinks like that, even if people (especially those trying to exploit her labor) have made her feel like they do.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 296d
None of us are in her orbit, she does not interact with an average person.
All the women in her circles look like that, and we all (to varying extents) want to look like the people around us. You don't even realize it, but it's a thing.
Now, what makes high level cosmetic surgery so bad, is that it is insanely expensive and done by world class surgeons. So rich women started out doing things that made them conventionally more attractive in subtle ways.
Poor people want to be like wealthy people. So they got the same surgeries done at a lower quality.
But older wealthy people want to look like current younger people they see. And for Hollywood that means young women who couldn't afford good cosmetic surgery but felt they had to get it and didn't want for their faces to finish growing first.
What were flaws then become intentional, and since it's easier and still being done by the literal world's best, the result comes out almost identical regardless of the face that went in.
We've went thru that cycle a couple times. But there's no signs it's stopping, shits gonna be real weird in a nother couple decades.
SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 294d
I call this the Jersey Shore Effect. Something starts out as an object of ridicule but through media saturation people are exposed to it so much, for so long, that it becomes normalised and then aspirational, purely through conditioning; it's in people's brain all the time so at some point they decide they like it.
It's the same way that music worked back in the days of radio: play something enough and undiscerning people just start liking it, because its in their head all the time.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 296d
What fuck, it got to be mental illness. She was gorgeous, why did she fuck her face up? Does she seriously look in the mirror and thinks this makes her look young?
scott@lem.free.as · 18 pts · 296d
Yep. Smokin' to broken.
Sad times.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 296d
That's not wildly different. Different hair, plumped lips, heavier eye makeup, a decade of age.
Noja@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 295d
Stung by bee lower lip
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 295d
Not to be hypercritical of people's appearances but the lip procedures always make people look crazy and talk weird.
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 295d
NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 295d
Stop the presses! She got some lip filler!
/s
--She's 52 years old and frankly, looks fantastic.
FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 8 pts · 296d
Everyone's getting blepharoplasties lately. Her lips are looking like Kylie Jenner's now, too (nerve damage leaving one side higher than the other)
Plurrbear@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d
Going for the “MAGA face” fad! WOW!
AlphaOmega@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d
You should see Jessica Simpson now.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 294d
flamiera@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 296d
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 294d
We are so close to hunger games style of extravagant.
Everyone just has to look more than everyone else.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 294d
because she started her career young and pretty, displacing older actors, and now she's terrified of it happening to her.
logicbomb@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 296d
So, she has pictures of her daughter's boyfriend's asshole on her phone. Presumably stretched open by an egg.
Narrator: "It was."
Yes, he's obviously had a lot of practice.
The article is strongly suggesting that Beckinsale is making the story up as her own attention-seeking behavior, but it sounds much more like the boy has more than one kink. Everything in the story points to this.
Lots of guys have the kink to shove random objects into their asshole, or so I've heard. But fewer of them have a kink to show off pictures of their asshole to their girlfriend's mother. That guy probably injured his dick whacking off from seeing that a famous guy like Kimmel saw the picture.
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 296d
Yes it's quite hard to accomplish that so the most likely scenario must be that a human is laying eggs. 🤦♂️
logicbomb@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 296d
She probably loses her mind if you take her to watch a magician perform.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 296d
Dude was already dating the daughter of a movie star. Pretty-meh comedian/talk show host seems a step down from that.
logicbomb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 296d
Kimmel is super famous right now, though. The president keeps mentioning him and trying to get him fired. Kimmel even mentioned that based on Trump's messages, he must be watching the show while it's on air.
Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 295d
He's begun speaking to Trump directly during his monologues.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 295d
PEDOnald isn't exactly a trendsetter.
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 295d
Maybe, one day, I'll get to show off some objects I have "laid" on TV.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 295d
So either she is attention whoring, or her son in law is, or mental illness is involved there
Probably a little of all of it
baines@lemmy.cafe · 18 pts · 295d
or she doesnt like him and this is a revenge shit post
ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev · 4 pts · 295d
This is my headcanon
magic_window@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 296d
kate beckinsale is a notorious shitposter. good one kate.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 295d
... So his cloaca? These transitions are really getting out of hand.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 296d
Reminder that her daughter's dad is Charlie Sheen, meaning that at the height of his crazy, Kate was shacking up with himShe always seemed intelligent, but I think it's just because she has an English accent
Like, she doesn't even know chickens have a combination but vagina, and we're supposed to take her word on this?
There's a non-zero chance her daughter and the boyfriend are fucking with her too. Even if I saw an egg come out of someone's but, I'm gonna take the logical explanation that he or someone else put it up there. Especially since it was apparently hard boiled.
scott@lem.free.as · 26 pts · 296d
Cloaca.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 296d
You say Cloaca and it's one of those words everyone's heard but don't really understand...
Really gets the point across
Deebster@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 296d
It confused me, because they put "but" as in except, not "butt" as in bumhole.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 296d
Wonder hole.
e0qdk@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 296d
multi_flexi@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 296d
Michael Sheen, not related to American Sheens.
YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 296d
American Sheens (as in the actors) aren’t really Sheens. So not surprising.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 296d
EMILIOOOooooo
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 296d
Weird...
Could have sworn she had tiger blood coursing through her veins
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 294d
He probably pranked her by carrying eggs to the bathroom
Schmoo@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 295d
Wait, hard-boiled? I was initially impressed by the muscle control it takes to get an egg up there intact, but now I am less impressed.
treadful@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 296d
Don't think anyone here was in danger of actually thinking his body produced and laid an egg.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 295d
This woman is so out of her mind she should not be on tv
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 295d
That Pete Davison dick gave her dementia
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 295d
What in the macrodose is going on here?
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 295d
I don't know if it's funnier if its true or if it's false but, either way, I bet he's thrilled she told it
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 294d
I believe she believes it.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 295d
No idea who this woman is, but maybe she should schedule an appointment with a shrink?
raynethackery@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 295d
She is an actress that played Selene, a vampire, in the Underworld franchise. I know she's been in a lot of other movies, but I've only seen her in Underworld.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 295d
And they're SO bad.
I love them
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 296d
Private school?
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 296d
This probably fulfills some sort of dire ancient prophecy, but I'm not pulling that thread.
rikudou@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 296d
What the fuck? There goes my enjoyment of Underworld, I guess. Now I'm always gonna see her zombie-looking face trying to persuade people that yeah, her son-in-law really shits eggs.
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 295d
I just wanna know if she ate it.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
Wtf