THE DIRECTORS OF THE FIRM HIRED TO CONTINUE THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY AFTER THE OTHER PEOPLE HAD BEEN SACKED, WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THEY HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED.
THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY HAS BEEN COMPLETED IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STYLE AT GREAT EXPENSE AND AT THE LAST MINUTE.
Lol that reminds me, my AP physics teacher remarked something like "I know it sounds cruel, but have pregnant women carry a backpack. It moves their center of gravity back to the middle of them and they can walk upright again. It's what I did for my two kids"
Slightly related, she was a really good physics teacher.
Oooohhh - that’s a new take! I thought the back pain was due to having to carry extra weight and muscles not being trained for it. I never considered that the position of the weight might be a problem!
I don't know if back pain is caused by the offset of their center of gravity or if its caused from the extra load. I only know she said to do that as a way to stand upright again
Carrying boobs around on your chest causes back pain in the same way that carrying a heavy box around at chest height all day, every day would. Take them off and now your back gets some rest.
Mae Martin's parents once drove their car under a moose and now Mae is non-binary
I think it goes like... if you avoid the moose your gender stays the same. If you hit it your gender changes and if you drive under it you become non-binary ?
Hitting a moose with a car is really bad for the person(s) in the car. Their bodies are basically at windshield height and become a half-ton missile aimed at the front seat. It's easy to imagine the emotional trauma alone being enough to motivate someone to make a significant life change they've been hesitating over for years.
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FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 96 pts · 276d
The near death experience probably helped her realize that life is far to short to be living as a gender they don't identify with.
mkwt@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 276d
THE DIRECTORS OF THE FIRM HIRED TO CONTINUE THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY AFTER THE OTHER PEOPLE HAD BEEN SACKED, WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THEY HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED.
THE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY HAS BEEN COMPLETED IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT STYLE AT GREAT EXPENSE AND AT THE LAST MINUTE.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 276d
I wasn't expecting some kind of car accident transition.
(Dramatic music)
NOBODY EXPECTS THE CAR ACCIDENT TRANSITION!
ethaver@kbin.earth · 64 pts · 276d
yeah my mastectomy is on the books as alleviating back pain. and like. it did do that!
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 276d
Personally i would just add boobs on my back to even it out...
drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 37 pts · 276d
Lol that reminds me, my AP physics teacher remarked something like "I know it sounds cruel, but have pregnant women carry a backpack. It moves their center of gravity back to the middle of them and they can walk upright again. It's what I did for my two kids"
Slightly related, she was a really good physics teacher.
Eq0@literature.cafe · 10 pts · 276d
Oooohhh - that’s a new take! I thought the back pain was due to having to carry extra weight and muscles not being trained for it. I never considered that the position of the weight might be a problem!
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 276d
Torque is a real b****
drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 2 pts · 275d
(Note, I can't get pregnant)
I don't know if back pain is caused by the offset of their center of gravity or if its caused from the extra load. I only know she said to do that as a way to stand upright again
Forester@pawb.social · 6 pts · 276d
Please elaborate on the back pain part
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 276d
Carrying boobs around on your chest causes back pain in the same way that carrying a heavy box around at chest height all day, every day would. Take them off and now your back gets some rest.
runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 276d
Boobies are heavy and can cause back pain.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 276d
Back pain? I thought they'd cause FRONT pain!!!
big cheesy smile
Ba dum chhh!!!
Carrot@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 276d
Awful. And yet, I enjoyed it
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 32 pts · 276d
I didn't even think, like, she hit a moose, but that she was in an accident while driving with a moose in her car.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 276d
It wasn't the car moose's fault, so it seems unfair to mention them. It was the road moose that was a problem.
FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 10 pts · 276d
Are you saying moose are like cats, they pick fights with moose on the other side of a window?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 276d
I mean do we even know what kind of car the moose was driving?
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 276d
pretty sure the plural is meese
FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 4 pts · 276d
Just in case you aren't joking, the plural is moose.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 276d
i was joking but thank you for the information anyway
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 275d
Mae Martin's parents once drove their car under a moose and now Mae is non-binary
I think it goes like... if you avoid the moose your gender stays the same. If you hit it your gender changes and if you drive under it you become non-binary ?
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 275d
Mae Martin on Taskmaster was A+
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 275d
Nobody expects the Monty Python Moose Reference!
TomMasz@piefed.social · 7 pts · 276d
Hitting a moose with a car is really bad for the person(s) in the car. Their bodies are basically at windshield height and become a half-ton missile aimed at the front seat. It's easy to imagine the emotional trauma alone being enough to motivate someone to make a significant life change they've been hesitating over for years.
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 276d
Mynd you, møøse collisions Kan be pretti nasti.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 276d
I know im going to ruin some peoples days with this but depending on your dialect of swedish and english "mys" sounds like moose.
dogs0n@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 276d
Like and subscribe or the moose is coming for you next
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 275d
We have the technology.
vga@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 276d
The Six Million Dollar Woman
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d
A møøse bit my
brothersister once.Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 276d
Ray Raymond: You feeling better, Miss California?
Jaime Sommers: Yes, I needed a rest. You know, the excitement of all of this kinda snuck up and grabbed me from behind.
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 276d
Was the moose driving?
Might explain the crash.