c/politics · by Redditsux@lemmy.world · 263d

Keystone Kash Vows to Track Down National Guard Shooter Already in Hospital

https://www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kash-patel-vows-to-track-down-dc-national-guard-shooter-already-in-hospital/

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30 Comments

aramis87@fedia.io · 80 pts · 263d (6 replies)

The fact that the shooter is still alive and they're not releasing any photos/details of him, means he's white and likely conservative.

NABDad@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 263d (2 replies)

Law enforcement sources later identified Rahmanullah Lakanwal, a 29-year-old Afghan national, as the suspect, CBS and NBC reported.

Madison420@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 263d

What's the under over on them being a random brown person they started blasting in the confusion.

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 3 pts · 262d

They pigmented his skin to cover up that only white men hurt people!

shittydwarf@piefed.social · 28 pts · 263d

Yep they already know, they just wanna keep it hidden long enough to get some Trans rumours circulating in nazi-land

Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 262d

He is an Afghan immigrant that the first trump administration accepted into the US.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 263d

Betty White

E: I was wrong!

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 263d (4 replies)

What fucking dumbass. Probably going arrest some poor immigrant when they have the shooter who when it comes out we will find out they are Maga or Ghooper.

Drusas@fedia.io · 7 pts · 263d (2 replies)

Well, since learning that the suspected shooter is an Afghani immigrant who came to the US in 2021, Trump is already calling for a "review" of all Afghani who immigrated here during Biden's term. Naturally.

Mirshe@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 263d (1 reply)

Oh, you mean all the people who immigrated here after Trump let the Taliban take over Afghanistan?

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 262d

Right I knew bringing them all here would backfire. You know some of them would be angry and hate American for turning their backs on them and letting the Taliban take it back.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 262d

He caught the Trump shooter until he didn't.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 263d (3 replies)

I bet he looked shocked to find out...

YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 38 pts · 263d (1 reply)

My GF, who has been a nurse for over 20 years, didn't get a joke I made about Kash, so I showed her his official pic on my phone. Her exact words: "Ooh! In the psych unit we used to call those eyes 'Manson Lamps'!"

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 262d

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d

Who’s taking that bet?

CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 263d (1 reply)

This guy is even stupider than I would have expected of a so-called "influencer".

JFC, this timeline is so dumb.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 262d

Good chance Trump will replace him with Joe Rogan or the guy with the beard who always nods his head when an ex Airforce expert testifies about alien aircraft that could not possibly be a balloon or bird.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 263d

Has Asis Ansari played Kash on SNL? Cause that would be perfect

guillem@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 263d (2 replies)

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shady09@eviltoast.org · 1 pts · 263d (1 reply)

That's the thing you thought of?

guillem@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 262d

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Greyghoster@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 263d (1 reply)

All the photos of this bloke show something unusual with his eyes and attitude.

mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 263d

His default facial expression is "concerningly wet fart"