c/lemmyshitpost · by ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 269dWinding down my day off the right way 336 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 269d
No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.
Too bad you don't have a CD tray. I'm guessing that's why you didn't order a drink.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 269d
Nonsense! The touchpad is the perfect size to be a charcuterie board for the ketchup
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 269d
Thank god it's an acer and not a good computer
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 269d
Might as well just go and lick door handles at the airport.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 269d
This infuriates me more than it should.
MelonYellow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 269d
Me too. The grease! Those poor keys!
teddy2021@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 269d
It's an acer. It wasn't in for a good life.
wioum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d
Should have gotten a jade
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 269d
It's not that much. Just enough to keep the keys lubed up and working well for years of service.
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 269d
Don't worry about the grease, that's what the salt is for! just a big helping of salt all over the keyboard will clean it right up and also make the meal more delicious.
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 269d
I'm partial to the beefaroni cheesedog myself
tomiant@piefed.social · 6 pts · 269d
What in the war crime!
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 268d
You people that put food on your keyboards are monsters. There. I said it.
Edit:
What's with RuneScape full screen at like 640x480? 😂
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 269d
You want keyboard mold!
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 268d
The Lenovo Stinkpad
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 269d
I do! That looks incredible. 🤩
tuhriel@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 268d
What...why...how?
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 268d
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 269d
I hope that's your work laptop...
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 269d
It's just my regular laptop, running Golden Arch Linux.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 269d
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 269d
I just sat down for a nice crackers and milk salad
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 269d
This is unacceptable. Why aren't you having cereal like a normal person?
Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 269d
Why is your laptop so thin?
Why does a racehorse even need a laptop?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 269d
It's just what I have, but a thicker laptop and full-size keyboard will definitely hold your sauces much better.
Prove_your_argument@piefed.social · 5 pts · 269d
oh man, you haven't lived until you've eaten cheese fries off your laptop keyboard at the end of a long day. You're so close, I promise it's worth it!
postnataldrip@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 269d
Open sauce and computer chips, what's not to love
tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 269d
I regularly cut cocaine on my laptop. It's a readily available surface in a surface deprived area.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 268d
hello?
humancomputer rights department?Bazell@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 268d
famijoku@feddit.org · 3 pts · 268d
acer laptop, nothing of value was lost
certified_expert@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 268d
Disgusting... now I want fries