A little under a third of mothers were mothers at or before being 24 years old. Of course, the actually quantity of mothers 24 years or younger is much smaller than this because they aged, but it definitely makes sense to be able to encounter one and be enamoured. This is just being pedantic though, no one actually uses MILF literally 😅
Help, at one point I was younger than Shinji, but I am older than Misato now. But seriously, 30 is too young to be a cougar right?? She's a young woman, an older sister to Shinji and Asuka.
Like with "generations" perhaps cougar is more a behavior and state of mind than a demographic. For example if you are getting blond highlights and brunette streaks on a one sided Karen cut, while sporting a whale tail and listening to Brittany Spears.. so what if you are 29?
My partner, a 40 year old lesbian saw this on my phone as I scrolled past, frowned and went "30? That's a damn baby..."
Meanwhile my daughter, 5 and already an entire lesbian disaster comes trotting over wanting to see the "baby" her Mom just talked about. She was disappointed at first it wasn't an actual baby but started licking her lips and asking me (35 ace enby) "if I had that girl" She watches me play gacha games looking for new girlfriends and regularly steals my screen to kiss it.
I live in America so I know a 30 year old that lives with her parents because of how unaffordable things are here.
Honestly this meme does not work today. Probably best to replace it with someone's else's mother that looks way younger for her age but is actually in her mid 40s.
One could truly say in America that they did fuck your mother though at this rate.
I know someone who did though unironically.
43 Comments
MotoAsh@piefed.social · 304 pts · 282d
"30" "cougar" lmao
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 130 pts · 282d
It's like the porn equivalent of a 24 year old being called a milf. Nonsense.
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 35 pts · 282d
Well tEcHnIcAlLy...
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 282d
Of course, but for the fiction it's a combination of age, attitude, and aesthetic. None of which are well executed, because porn.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 282d
More like when porn says 24 year old teens. I've seen it.
bus_factor@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 282d
Whether the 24 year olds are teens or milfs depends on the size of their tits.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 282d
The plural is milves.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 282d
mothers i'd like… verily… enter… selfishly?
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 282d
Milven
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 282d
milven rope
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 282d
meelf
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 282d
I have a cat that makes that noise
qarbone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 282d
Nah, it's the amount of overall cushion.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 282d
Hey, she's just got 6 years experience with being 18.
saturn57@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 282d
A little under a third of mothers were mothers at or before being 24 years old. Of course, the actually quantity of mothers 24 years or younger is much smaller than this because they aged, but it definitely makes sense to be able to encounter one and be enamoured. This is just being pedantic though, no one actually uses MILF literally 😅
Trends in Mean Age of Mothers: United States, 2016–2023
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 252d
Hoimo@ani.social · 83 pts · 282d
Help, at one point I was younger than Shinji, but I am older than Misato now. But seriously, 30 is too young to be a cougar right?? She's a young woman, an older sister to Shinji and Asuka.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 282d
Way too young. This was made by a teenager.
Realspecialguy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 282d
Are you not a teenager?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 282d
Real talk, if you think youre being manipulated by an alcoholic, DM me. Ill do my best to help, it's like my penance for my drinking years.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 282d
Do you find helping out alcoholics easier or harder without the alcohol?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 282d
Well I wasnt helping anyone until I quit drinking
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 282d
This sounds like a skill issue.
I'm joking obviously, addictions is no joke and you are awesome for being able to work through it, not everyone has that kinda strength.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 282d
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 282d
Like with "generations" perhaps cougar is more a behavior and state of mind than a demographic. For example if you are getting blond highlights and brunette streaks on a one sided Karen cut, while sporting a whale tail and listening to Brittany Spears.. so what if you are 29?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 282d
30 is a cougar to who, teenagers?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 281d
Plot twist, they mean the mountain lions. Not older ladies
kandoh@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 281d
Far too old for a big cat. Would be easily killed due to arthritic stress
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 61 pts · 282d
Was this meme made by a 12 year old? As someone who's inching closer and closer to death this just hurts. 30... The fuck
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 281d
The anime is older than her. lol
hayvan@piefed.world · 1 pts · 257d
Considering the anime, it's lore accurate.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 282d
No baby, 30 != cougar.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 282d
Acceptable generation to sexy label correlation in 2025.
Cougar - Gen-X
MILF - Millenial
GILF & Lemon Party - Boomer
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 18 pts · 282d
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 282d
you are entirely correct, but I don't think someone about my age is a cougar
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 282d
I'm 45. I think that makes me immune to them.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 281d
What do you even call baby cougars?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 281d
Couglettes?
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 282d
The duality of woman.
My partner, a 40 year old lesbian saw this on my phone as I scrolled past, frowned and went "30? That's a damn baby..."
Meanwhile my daughter, 5 and already an entire lesbian disaster comes trotting over wanting to see the "baby" her Mom just talked about. She was disappointed at first it wasn't an actual baby but started licking her lips and asking me (35 ace enby) "if I had that girl" She watches me play gacha games looking for new girlfriends and regularly steals my screen to kiss it.
Women scare me sometimes mang... lmao
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 282d
Immune, I practically am one
dorumon@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 282d
I live in America so I know a 30 year old that lives with her parents because of how unaffordable things are here.
Honestly this meme does not work today. Probably best to replace it with someone's else's mother that looks way younger for her age but is actually in her mid 40s.
One could truly say in America that they did fuck your mother though at this rate. I know someone who did though unironically.
Oka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 282d
As a 30 yo agender asexual raised by alcoholics,
No.
ValarieLenin@midwest.social · 3 pts · 282d
So glad I'm a sober jod fucking damnit
x4740N@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
Are there 30 year old alcoholic cougars that will love me and accept me for who I am and allow me to be myself and unload years of trauma?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 252d
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 282d
I have a gallon of homebrew 15% ABV mead if they are interested?