You go to Nurgle for- well don't go to Nurgle for drugs, Khorne for bath salts, Slaanesh for coke, Tzeentch for acid. You go to the Emperor for a lecture on how religion is false even though you didn't bring it up but now you're socially obligated to stay while he talks.
In my city there’s a woman who drive around with « praise humanity, reject religion » duct taped to her car. When you talk with her she’s clearly selling some form of facist cult.
To this day I’m not sure if she’s alone in it, trying to start is own or in some sort of manic episode.
Nah I knew a guy who made extract when that was all the rage and he lived like an absolute pig but cooked like a chemist. Big daddy biological warfare over there knows how to make the good shit if he's engineering super viruses for genetically immune science projects. Pass me the biohazard boof.
a chaos god forged from an advanced civilizations’ indulgence and corruption taken form in a rift between worlds formerly used for deepspace travel, thereby making the rift unusable and leading to the destruction of that race.
18 Comments
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 32 pts · 272d
Tzeentch's would make you shower thought yourself to paranoia
Nurgle's is laced with dog shit
Korne's is just cocaine rolled in a blunt shape
Slaanesh's would be an everything bluntel
Big E's at that point in his life would be a placebo and he'd then preach to you about your mind being your greatest weapon or some shit.
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 272d
Chaos laced with LSD, krokodil, PCP, X.
Big E's is the crustiest brick weed you've ever seen.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 272d
Its grim dark none of their shit is dank
justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 12 pts · 272d
I disagree. There is one.
The Tau absolutely have the dankest shit. It explains "the greater good" pretty well.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 6 pts · 271d
Oh damn you are right. The Tau got that shit that makes you convert your whole lifestyle to healing stones and togetherness. Nice.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 272d
Know your dealers.
You go to Nurgle for- well don't go to Nurgle for drugs, Khorne for bath salts, Slaanesh for coke, Tzeentch for acid. You go to the Emperor for a lecture on how religion is false even though you didn't bring it up but now you're socially obligated to stay while he talks.
You go to Jurgen or rattling snipers for weed.
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 4 pts · 272d
In my city there’s a woman who drive around with « praise humanity, reject religion » duct taped to her car. When you talk with her she’s clearly selling some form of
facistcult.To this day I’m not sure if she’s alone in it, trying to start is own or in some sort of manic episode.
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 5 pts · 272d
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 3 pts · 272d
Here it’s weird. They’re big on « religion are bad » but don’t touch the crucifix at the parliament because it’s tradition. They are hypocrites
jaennaet@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 272d
yumpsuit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 272d
Emperor is clearly just handing you a breadstick. When you’re here, you’re family
_lilith@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 272d
never got into the lore but I have seen 40k posts for years so here are my opinions based on osmosis:
dude looks like a lovecraft monster probably see indescribable horrors if I smoke that
I think that's Nergle? he's basically the mucinex guy so that thing is just filled with snot
Don't know the red dude he looks like a gears of war fanboy though, probably tastes like monster energy drink
Slaneesh? the one with the horny followers, its probably like viagra and molly
I know that's the emperor but he's really just a skeleton thing right? I assume it would be rolled up mummy dust
Assuming I die from all of these I choose horny to death
sober_monk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 271d
This is actually pretty spot on lol
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 272d
Obviously the green guy who looks like he, himself, would be fun to smoke.
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 6 pts · 272d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 272d
So I was right.
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 271d
Nah I knew a guy who made extract when that was all the rage and he lived like an absolute pig but cooked like a chemist. Big daddy biological warfare over there knows how to make the good shit if he's engineering super viruses for genetically immune science projects. Pass me the biohazard boof.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 272d
Where's that from?
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 2 pts · 272d
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 272d
I mean Nurgle's origin specifically.
From my understanding he was always around, what with being the embodiment of entropy.
The idea of an alien civilization getting too into indulgence and creating a chaos god and dooming itself sounds a lot like Slaanesh and the Eldar.
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 4 pts · 272d
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 272d
Slaanesh : I laced this weed with gas station boner pills.
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 3 pts · 272d
And
schroomOrk extractfinitebanjo@piefed.world · 2 pts · 272d