Nobody stays awake like me. Nobody. I am tremendous at it. Everyone says it. Even the fake news people. Some people say I am the best in the world at staying awake. I have millions and millions of awake hours, and the greatest stamina.
If he died in his sleep on live TV in the middle of these cabinet meeting tugjobs, there would still be people who believed that the Clintons killed him, but it would be way fewer than otherwise.
I hope Joe Biden outlives him. Just to spite everybody who said that Biden was too old and senile but never pointed that same criticism at their old and senile blob.
27 Comments
expatriado@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 255d
sleepy Joe was all projection as usual
formidable_asshat@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 255d
Dozy don does it again.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 255d
Sounds like a line dancing move.
Cowgirls do the dosey dee!
Cowboys do the dozy don!
Spin around and heel on three!
Rock it back, now 1, 2, 3! heel click!
YEEEEHAW!! 🤠🎻💤
genuineparts@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 255d
Dementia Don
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 37 pts · 255d
America’s least woke president
TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 255d
Nobody stays awake like me. Nobody. I am tremendous at it. Everyone says it. Even the fake news people. Some people say I am the best in the world at staying awake. I have millions and millions of awake hours, and the greatest stamina.
olafurp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d
He's been awake more hours than most people I'll give him that.
Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 255d
I wish it would just happen already.
MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 255d
If he died in his sleep on live TV in the middle of these cabinet meeting tugjobs, there would still be people who believed that the Clintons killed him, but it would be way fewer than otherwise.
I hope Joe Biden outlives him. Just to spite everybody who said that Biden was too old and senile but never pointed that same criticism at their old and senile blob.
Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 255d
Literally Sleepy John.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 255d
So cute, dreaming of his big beautiful Bill.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 255d
As long as he's asleep he cannot post even more ridiculous nonsense.
certified_expert@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 254d
Not pro Donny or anything, but I can imagine how fun a 2hrs meeting with these people may be.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 254d
I don't know how anybody at any age could pretend to be interested & stay awake during those types of meetings.
baconsunday@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 255d
Of all the times in history to believe shapeshifting reptilians are hiding out, nobody has anything to say about this lizard eyed fuck?
Tronn4@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d
sucking off bubba
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 255d
Dreaming of a white Christmas!
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 254d
White-stained dress.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 255d
Gaggle Gaggle Gaggle slurp.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 255d
I started a game last week where I take a shot anytime he’s awake. I haven’t cracked the bottle yet
Denjin@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 255d
I think the gold spray paint he covers everything in is off-gassing and giving him low levels of carbon monoxide poisoning.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 255d
Have a little nap and don't wake up
BigLime@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 255d
Maybe Melania has sleep apnea
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 255d
Melania had her eyelids removed in 2021. It's why she wears da goggles.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 255d
God I hate you for this.
Also, I think she’s actually Nosferatu.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 253d
Dude looks like a fucking corpse
Guitarfun@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d
Looks like he switched from Adderall to benzos.