I am legally blind in one eye (just see very fuzzy color) and if I close my good eye this picture is indistinguishable from a low res image of Jupiter.
“You seek the riches of conquest but spit upon the duty of Governance, lord Quackus.” The duck senate erupted in quacks but was settled by a simple lift of Quckus’s wing. “The humans shall know our wrath, the woe of our waddles down their streets, and they shall know no more bread within their lifetimes…and yet. The festival of Saint Mallard is upon us. Mercy will be shown for now.”
I knew there was life on Jupiter! I knew it! People would always tell me "gas giant" or "no solid surface" and that I was crazy. But who's the crazy one now?
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 271d
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 8 pts · 271d
L. I. B. M. R. Ducks.
wjrii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 271d
SchwartzRhaedas created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping thetriple dareM.R. Not Ducks and going right for the throat!SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 17 pts · 270d
Can I see your anus?
toynbee@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 270d
You mean urrectum.
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 11 pts · 270d
I forgot they changed the name in 2620 to stop people from making that stupid joke.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
in reality they never would. so many people went into astronomy to launch probes at uranus, and the jokes from the name help with fundraising
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 271d
The eye of the storm speaks back to you .... QUACK! QUACK!
fitjazz@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 270d
I am legally blind in one eye (just see very fuzzy color) and if I close my good eye this picture is indistinguishable from a low res image of Jupiter.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 271d
New goal: use diffusion generative ai models to find approximate solutions to Navier Stokes that result in fluid flow mixes that look like pictures.
Time to review ito calculus and stochastic differential equations
Hackworth@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 271d
You may enjoy Illusion Diffusion.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 270d
I didn't understand quack
tetris11@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 270d
Most magnanimous of you mister Mephistopheles, may you never incur the the rightful righteousness of the wronged at the most portentous haberdashery
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 271d
The Jupiducks are just waiting for their chance to invade earth!
mkwt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 271d
Those ducks are approximately the same size as earth!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 271d
I guess we're buggered, then.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
with corkscrews and everything. dammit.
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 271d
“You seek the riches of conquest but spit upon the duty of Governance, lord Quackus.” The duck senate erupted in quacks but was settled by a simple lift of Quckus’s wing. “The humans shall know our wrath, the woe of our waddles down their streets, and they shall know no more bread within their lifetimes…and yet. The festival of Saint Mallard is upon us. Mercy will be shown for now.”
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 270d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGL8Fx6SOjg
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 271d
The swallows can barely make Capistrano and we've got geese on Jupiter.
ConstantPain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 270d
III@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
Here I am just waiting for that fucking dog to pop up and laugh at me...
testfactor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 271d
Legit almost posted "those spots in the southern hemisphere really look like ducks," but then realized I'm just a moron.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 271d
Are you suggesting ducks migrate?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 271d
Not at all, they could be carried.
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
Yay. Space ducks 🐍
SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 270d
I knew there was life on Jupiter! I knew it! People would always tell me "gas giant" or "no solid surface" and that I was crazy. But who's the crazy one now?
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 270d
This triggered my anantidaephobia
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
It's not the duck in front you can see that's the danger. It's the two ducks either side of you that you can't see...
Haaveilija@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 270d
So not a gas giant but a goose giant 🦩