The Fuck Jar

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fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 88 pts · 252d (7 replies)

10 whole seconds? that's some goku shit

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 11 pts · 252d (3 replies)

1 like and ill open the jar in the skreets

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 252d (2 replies)
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fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 5 pts · 251d (1 reply)

next time on dragon ball z!

frieza has given us 5 minutes before the planet blows up, it will take 20 episodes

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 1 pts · 251d

the partner and i both tried it.

i guess one has to not have been smoking/vaping through those twenty episodes

the ambulance is on the way

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 252d

They fully spec the buff duration increase and put more in Endurance stats.

Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d

My thought exactly. “Oh shit…DBZ was right…”

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d

Pffft, when things go wrong with my computer I can swear for an hour straight trying to solve the problem. And then continue after a break.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 252d (6 replies)

How is F*CK even pronounced?

Will it still work if I yell Fuck instead?

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 252d

Fasteriskck

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 252d (2 replies)

Any vowel is permitted - so fack, feck, fick, fock, fuck and controversially fyck are all valid.

[Edit] International readers should feel free to say fåck, fæck, féck, fîck, fõck, fœck, fück etc

Trail@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d

Fあck

trolololol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d

Fwck

NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 251d

Maybe it's just RegEx. 0 or more "F"s allowed. e.g. CK, FCK, FFCK, ...

myrrh@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 252d
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janAkali@lemmy.sdf.org · 42 pts · 252d (1 reply)

+1 shitty superpower ideas
I should really start writing them down at this point.

janus2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 252d

One Punch Man but it's all C-class

OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 252d (1 reply)

"FUUUCK!"

$java -jar app.jar

trolololol@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d

My thoughts exactly.

My other thoughts were, every time I see corporate BS in my company am I better off ignoring or swearing.

Now I have inspiration for what to do.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 252d (8 replies)

I wonder if it's really the swearing. It would be interesting to compare to nonverbal grunting or groaning around the same intensity. Something similarly emotive and forceful but without the underlying language meaning.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 252d

The root is heightened aggression/anger levels i would guess. Same thing with boxers and power lifters slapping the shit out of themselves before a fight/competition. Anything that gets your blood pumping and adrenaline levels up.

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 252d (1 reply)

I would hope the 'neutral word' was said at the same volume/rate/tone. Otherwise, yeah, it would definitely be a factor. Just like we can make ourselves angry with our thoughts, there must be a large difference in adrenaline released depending on how you emote.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 252d

It's been observed that swearwords engage particular parts of the brain aside from the speech centers, and influence emotions pretty much on the hardware level. Which is probably related to how all the ‘motherfuckers’ help Samuel L. Jackson not stutter.

Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 252d
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MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 251d

Made me think of tennis players. The sounds may really increase their power.

oyo@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 251d

It's called a kiai...

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 251d

I think they used "neutral word" to determine the baseline

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 251d

This would be a placebo, no?

MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 252d (1 reply)

This is literally chaos magic

lauha@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 252d

It's taunting magic cast on self

ameancow@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 251d (1 reply)
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mal3oon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d

This guy breaths!

mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 252d

This is like a special moveset of self-buffs for a brawny no-magic character in a JRPG

FridaySteve@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 251d (4 replies)

Imagine the jar you can't open is the swear jar and you yell out FUCK and put a dollar through the slot and try to open it and then yell FUUUUUUCK and then put in another dollar...

tetris11@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 251d (3 replies)

The payoff will be HUGE, especially as you keep adding 10% grip strength with every swear.

Assuming an initial grip strength of 100kg[0]:

  • After 10 swears, you've more than doubled your initial strength (100 * (1.1^10) kg = 260kg)
  • After 20 swears, you're gripping a grand piano
  • After 50 swears, you're gripping a fully grown adult African elephant
  • After 100 swears, you're gripping the Statue of Liberty
  • After 500 swears, you're gripping the planet Mercury

0: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7197498/

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 251d (2 replies)

how many swears for freddie mercury

tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 251d (1 reply)

I'm sorry, I'm a Celsius man.

Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 251d

how many swears for celsius mercury

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 252d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 251d (2 replies)

I remember a Mythbusters episode where they proved that cursing also helps alleviate pain.

bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 251d (1 reply)

Curse 24/7 and you're basically a superhero

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 251d

Profanity Man to the rescue!

merc@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 251d (1 reply)

So it boosts STR, does it also boost INT? Maybe it debuffs WIS?

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 251d

It boosts DEX and STR for your next fight action and/or gives a +1 to your next saving throw, but only if you’re at least two levels in Barbarian.

montechristo@feddit.org · 6 pts · 251d (3 replies)

Sport climber here. "Power Screaming" is a well- known technique to boost power during individual hard moves. Adam Ondra is famous for his strategic screaming, see his ascent of Silence. I regularly use it myself to increase core and grip strength.

ameancow@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 251d
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fossilesque@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 251d
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CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 251d

He even has a screaming coach: https://youtu.be/Ugvw3pBbYqY

victorz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 251d (3 replies)

Also exhale just as you do it. 👍 Learned that the other day from that maths professor whose name escapes me just now. Redhead, adorable, red nails always. YouTube, Instagram, she's on all of it.

theneverfox@pawb.social · 1 pts · 251d (2 replies)

It's part of ki. Uniting your breath and your movements is actually huge - the other part is moving your muscle groups in unison

The two things combined give you an absurd effective strength multiplier

victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 251d

It's more specific than that in this case. Here's the short.

https://youtube.com/shorts/eD8UyEH9Pv8

victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 251d

Ki?

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 251d

So swearing is the natural human booster and it is scientifically demonstrated?

Thrydwulf@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 252d (1 reply)

Swears are MMORPG buffing spells. Let them all rip simultaneously for burst and maximize jar DPS.

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 252d

Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!

Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d (1 reply)

And to think, this whole time I was using the rubber band trick like a sucker.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 251d

i prefer the knife trick, works every time.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 252d (1 reply)

This is the secret to where Roy Kent gets his power!

Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 251d

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 251d

I find that Yosemite Sam-style incoherent muttering of curses throughout the pickle-jar opening helps a lot.

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 252d

Fuck yea! ^+ 8 grip strength^

I have a goddammned motherfucking super power, bitch! ^degreelessnes mode on^

manucode@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 252d
fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 251d

FASTERISCK!

Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 252d

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 2 pts · 252d

Show me your war face!

sirico@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 252d

Breathe out helps engage the same muscles

kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d

Fuck yeah!

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 251d

Hormone things.

HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 252d
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GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d

Is this portable to sex?

brownsugga@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d

Yes can confirm

fubarx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 252d

Excellent tip for home jam makers.

halvar@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 251d

last one is that item you know is good but don't really want to figure out what to use it with to get the most out of those stat boosts

luftruessel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 251d

I was wondering how this will have any effect on the Programm you are going to run. Had to go to the comments to find out it's not about that kind of jar

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 251d

Awesome