Festive Cookies!

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Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 128 pts · 270d

What we aren't seeing is the scraps that didn't make it into the cookie cutter

y0kai@anarchist.nexus · 43 pts · 270d (18 replies)

just armor the whole plane dammit they're already heavier than air!

call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 270d (11 replies)

Actually, it turns out the best strategy is to strip the plane's armor - light planes need less fuel, which makes them even lighter, and that makes them faster. Fast planes spend less time in enemy airspace, on top of being harder to hit.

FishFace@piefed.social · 27 pts · 270d (8 replies)

The survivability onion: 1 don't get seen, 2 don't get hit, 3 don't get damaged, 4 don't get killed

call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 270d (7 replies)

You forgot zero: don't be there.

FishFace@piefed.social · 10 pts · 270d (2 replies)

The principles are usually about the machine itself, rather than overall war strategy, but sure, if you can do something without risking stuff and people, that's better.

call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 270d (1 reply)

I mean, you could argue that "spend less time in enemy territory" counts for this.

xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 270d

Or: Desert?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 270d (3 replies)

negative one: don't be

echodot@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 269d (1 reply)

That's the tactic my goth girlfriend employees. It has its downsides.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 268d

Aw fuck I just realized I'm my wife's goth girlfriend I feel so fetishized

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 265d

Negative two: don't think

::: spoiler huh? Well... This relies on the quote "I think, therefore I am," but if I'd led with that, I'd be putting Descartes before the horse. :::

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 270d

also... the Mossie used less critical resources which meant they could build more of them. and the plywood construction may have been harder to spot on radar.

kossa@feddit.org · 4 pts · 269d

Here's my strategic assessment: the best option is to large scale infiltrate your enemy before air raids and let the infiltrators put potatos into the air defence systems barrel's. 🥔 gg, ez.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 16 pts · 270d (3 replies)

Or make the whole thing out of whatever the black box recorder is made of. Problem solved!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 270d (2 replies)

i read in a science article that they're made of this weird thing called atoms. can we put some of those in planes?

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 270d (1 reply)

We ran out.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d

Just slice thinner

dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 270d (1 reply)

that's exactly why birds evolved to have scales!

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 270d

But...ohhhh...

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 10 pts · 270d

Goes great with the Sadam Hussein hiding spot cookies

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 270d

I'm glad they armored the parts that made it back with sprinkles.

NichtElias@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 270d

The ones with the sprinkles on the engines and cockpit must be extra tasty

VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d

Age of Oddish with a Piplup profile pic. Yeah, I'd trust them.