c/lemmyshitpost · by MTZ@lemmy.world · 261dSignature move 214 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 261d
I am extremely disappointed that I can't unread this.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 261d
I'm extremely disappointed that most people these days aren't romantics like the response.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 261d
This is what happens when you post about corn all day.
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 261d
Sewage treatment facilities have mandatory overtime the day after Thanksgiving.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 261d
This is one of those things that sounds just true enough to get away with beginning a fact that I read somewhere one time.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 261d
Plumbers pretty much do, not sure about treatment plants though.
Lots of shit goes down the drains that shouldn’t.
MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 261d
There's nothing funnier than the fallout post with a toilet with "mine corn"on it.
Rooty@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 261d
Ahhh, Urban Dictionary, home of implausible or downright impossible sex acts posted by 12 year olds
ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 261d
Learning English was a mistake
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 261d
I wonder if all the other languages provide nothing but wholesome clean internet experiences?
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 27 pts · 261d
Literal shitpost. Definitely meets the requirement.
amato@piefed.social · 20 pts · 261d
Way to put the shit in shitpost
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 261d
I did not consent to learning this
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 261d
You surrendered all consent when you clicked it.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 261d
I don't need to know all the facts in the world. This one was not a necessary one
Almacca@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 260d
What did Zimbabwe do to deserve this?
hanrahan@piefed.social · 10 pts · 261d
Who said true love was dead!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 261d
Spur of the moment anal sex is shitty. It takes preperation. Sometimes Preperation H.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 261d
Bring the corn back
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 261d
You can't un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 261d
I mean it doesn’t have to be a dick that triggers the canon. You could use corn too if you want. Bonus points if they ate corn too.
muxika@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 261d
It's called "Muddy Moses."
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 261d
Parting the brown sea?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 261d
And that's why you always put down a towel when you use the rear entrance.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d
candyman337@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 261d
Jesus fucking Christ lmao
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 261d
Should be a pinned mascot shitpost.