I'd be so freaked out

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taiyang@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 267d (3 replies)

Oh, ok. Five golden rings. That's cool. Fine he can keep sending gifts...

Wait what? Six geese?! I knew I shouldn't have trusted him!

(Call it off soon or you end up with gift of milkers.)

FoolishSage@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 267d (1 reply)

I only leaned fairly recently that they are all birds with the 5 golden rings being some type of pheasant

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 266d

Oh shoot, TIL, thank you for passing on this revelation

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 266d

I say, you're already in it now. May as well stick it out for the lords and ladies. Congratulations, you're now in control of 10 noble families, which probably include at least a few thousand square miles of land and a labor population in the 10s of thousands. Could be more depending on their ranks in the peerage system.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 267d (3 replies)

Bro, it's 12 days full of fowl. It's birds all the way down. Like some seasonal 12 layer turducken.

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 266d

Thanks for sharing this!

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 266d

Whole lotta food for a medieval peasant. Probably a decent amount even for a tradesman or farm.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 265d

Mirth Without Mischief, which also contains the delightfully named β€˜Play of the Gaping-wide-mouthed-wadling Frog

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tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 267d

Children's carols aren't obliged to make any kind of sense, but I always imagined it as an aristocratic lady with a huge country manor getting lovebombed with outrageous gifts from her suitor, just because he can.

Endless birds is less annoying when you can be like:

claps hands "Sebastian, put these in the dovecote with the others, would you please?"

"Certainly ma'am."

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 267d

Erin learned this the hard way.

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 266d

I mean,you can eat the birds or their eggs. To someone living in the pre-19th century, that's a winning lottery ticket

kazerniel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 266d

and then you start getting gifted people 😨

CelloMike@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 267d

Will just leave this here

Yet Another Partridge in a Pear Tree

It's all the letters back to the guy who's sending all the birds and it's brilliant

sturlabragason@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 267d

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UNYA05s60&list=RDh4UNYA05s60&start_radio=1&pp=ygULa8OmcmkgasOzbGmgBwE%3D

If you get over the minor hurdle of understanding icelandic you will understand how relevant and funny this is.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Don't forget the fresh pears!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 267d

That partridge is a real menace, though..

bytesonbike@discuss.online · 2 pts · 265d

I don't think they were gifts.

They were daily threats.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 266d
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captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 266d
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 266d
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