Tis the season

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23 Comments

ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 73 pts · 254d

Crass enough to wear a shirt like that but not enough to wear a shirt that says fuck on it.

Fuckin nerd

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 47 pts · 254d (1 reply)

Plot twist:

His wife is invited to the same party.

He did not tell her about the sweater beforehand.

Their kink is public sex.

They got found doing the dirty in the kitchen and THAT is why they are no longer invited to parties.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 254d

strong hotwife vibes.

overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 254d (3 replies)

because you chase captain morgan with diet coke?

brap@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 254d

Weakest tier of rum and coke right there.

undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 5 pts · 254d (1 reply)

I thought it was cherry Coke but I could be wrong. The hue of the photo seems to be off.

rainwall@piefed.social · 6 pts · 253d

Im calling it as Dr. Pepper, another clasic shitty rum mixer.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 15 pts · 254d (7 replies)

Figure? Feign? Face? Fathom? Foment? Facilitate? Feather?

Valmond@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 254d

FIND

Sometimes they get lost.

Evotech@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 254d

Fund

Wifes need money in these times

50MYT@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 254d

Fuck knows what it is

NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 254d (1 reply)

Frighten? Faze? Ftraumatize?

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 5 pts · 254d

Familiarize? Fabricate? Feed?

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 253d

Fear

He has a commitment phobia.

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 253d

Fool?

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 254d

Yeah I wouldn't invite someone who neglects apostrophes like that

pocopene@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 254d

Random apostropheing?

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d

Wives get farted on enough, thank you very much.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 253d

Diet Dr pepper as a mixer should indeed get you banned

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 253d

Me at a swingers party and I brought my own swingset

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 253d

Aljernon@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 250d

I was a proto-edgelord for a couple years and tossing the shirt I owned like this was my personal growth moment.

halvar@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 252d

What? Did my place get taken by that guy? I knew I should have fucked someone else's wife more.