Crass enough to wear a shirt like that but not enough to wear a shirt that says fuck on it.
Fuckin nerd
Plot twist:
His wife is invited to the same party.
He did not tell her about the sweater beforehand.
Their kink is public sex.
They got found doing the dirty in the kitchen and THAT is why they are no longer invited to parties.
strong hotwife vibes.
because you chase captain morgan with diet coke?
Weakest tier of rum and coke right there.
I thought it was cherry Coke but I could be wrong. The hue of the photo seems to be off.
Im calling it as Dr. Pepper, another clasic shitty rum mixer.
Figure? Feign? Face? Fathom? Foment? Facilitate? Feather?
FIND
Sometimes they get lost.
Fund
Wifes need money in these times
Fuck knows what it is
Frighten? Faze? Ftraumatize?
Familiarize? Fabricate? Feed?
Fear
He has a commitment phobia.
Fool?
Yeah I wouldn't invite someone who neglects apostrophes like that
Random apostropheing?
Wives get farted on enough, thank you very much.
Diet Dr pepper as a mixer should indeed get you banned
Me at a swingers party and I brought my own swingset
I was a proto-edgelord for a couple years and tossing the shirt I owned like this was my personal growth moment.
What? Did my place get taken by that guy? I knew I should have fucked someone else's wife more.
23 Comments
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 73 pts · 254d
Crass enough to wear a shirt like that but not enough to wear a shirt that says fuck on it.
Fuckin nerd
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 47 pts · 254d
Plot twist:
His wife is invited to the same party.
He did not tell her about the sweater beforehand.
Their kink is public sex.
They got found doing the dirty in the kitchen and THAT is why they are no longer invited to parties.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 254d
strong hotwife vibes.
overkrill@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 254d
because you chase captain morgan with diet coke?
brap@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 254d
Weakest tier of rum and coke right there.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 5 pts · 254d
I thought it was cherry Coke but I could be wrong. The hue of the photo seems to be off.
rainwall@piefed.social · 6 pts · 253d
Im calling it as Dr. Pepper, another clasic shitty rum mixer.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 15 pts · 254d
Figure? Feign? Face? Fathom? Foment? Facilitate? Feather?
Valmond@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 254d
FIND
Sometimes they get lost.
Evotech@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 254d
Fund
Wifes need money in these times
50MYT@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 254d
Fuck knows what it is
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 254d
Frighten? Faze? Ftraumatize?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 5 pts · 254d
Familiarize? Fabricate? Feed?
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 253d
Fear
He has a commitment phobia.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 253d
Fool?
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 254d
Yeah I wouldn't invite someone who neglects apostrophes like that
pocopene@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 254d
Random apostropheing?
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 253d
Wives get farted on enough, thank you very much.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 253d
Diet Dr pepper as a mixer should indeed get you banned
PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 253d
Me at a swingers party and I brought my own swingset
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 253d
Aljernon@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 250d
I was a proto-edgelord for a couple years and tossing the shirt I owned like this was my personal growth moment.
halvar@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 252d
What? Did my place get taken by that guy? I knew I should have fucked someone else's wife more.