Well I'm an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways
I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named "Bidet", but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is ("Piplup"), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.
my biggest boomer opinion is that there's only 151 Pokemon's, the rest are mental diseases. I won't learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.
This... usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name... right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.
So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of ... not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.
... This all implies... that this Pokemon's purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.
Either that, or she named it Bidet as a midly cruel but ultimately innocent joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to... actually use 'Bidet' as a bidet.
::: spoiler I know this post isn't intended to me, but to others ignorant of Pocket Monster lore. But disengage me please.
the thread linked explains why Khyle named him “Bidet”
:::
Unless you have more blursed content you want me to make a community for.
I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn't have a negative effect on real-life at all, it's not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it's not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn't the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to "child-coded" things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!
I think this is rage bait but I think there is a difference between saying "X is weird" and saying "X should be banned". That's all I will say on the matter
I mean... I can see why people are weirded out by this, but also... it really doesn't have to be a sexual thing.
You could put Ash, or Silver or whoever in this position... its... not like guys cannot also use bidets... and its not like the concept of running out of toilet paper, or using a bidet, is inherently sexual.
Sure, it can be, if that's actually your fetish.
But it doesn't have to be.
What, she has a semi risque, bikini type thong thing, as underwear?
Uh... when I was the age of this character (10-12 apparently, depending on which game she's in)...
I would stand at the bus stop for school, and one neighborhood girl, same age as me, would brag about wearing one of these, have it hiked up past her pants/shorts waist line, and keep trying to get me to do dares or favors so I could 'see more of it'.
I was also friends with less uh... attention seeking girls, and a few years later, I'm getting invited to their slumber parties (mostly to marathon a season of Buffy, sometimes Toonami, eventually Venture Bros) because I'm actually respectful, trustworthy, and keep my hands to myself.
What I'm trying to say is:
What this character is depicted as wearing was not an uncommon kind of girl's undergarment bottom, even 20 years ago.
Not all girls wear granny panties.
Its not inherently sexualizing, to be wearing a fairly common kind of underwear.
I think the point of this is to be embarassing and awkward... 'cringe', even... not fetishistic.
I get that, especially as a lot of chuds are using lolishota and similar as a means to gatekeep, and they also denied the existence of really bad elements in their community blaming it on supposed psyops by antis, but also this kind of speech is often used for performative activism. And performative activism rarely did anything good.
Wrong type of cursed content. To be honest, I thought it was implying that she was out of toilet paper, and was going to use the poor penguin. Then I read the name.
I mean... the ... implication is still that she's going to use the poor penguin... just its... water gun ability... as opposed to... being a literal asswipe.
Really? Now I am old but should have started using a bit of paper way earlier than I did. You can squeeze out a couple of drips every time, try it, use a bit of paper.
An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn't bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps
who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don't remember the character's outfit but I'm imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.
It kinda looks like her outfit is multiple components. An undershirt skirt and vest, that is unless this is a Fred from Scooby Doo situation where they have a visually identical outfits that are all mechanically different. Regardless she probably just rolls up the skirt, source I have gone to the bathroom in both a toga and a kilt.
...but seriously, if Pokemon was an actual world, owning pokemon for mundane purposes like this would make sense. After getting a new toilet that has a bidet, it has saved me a ton of money on TP, and generally leaves me cleaner.
88 Comments
NateNate60@lemmy.world · 123 pts · 261d
Why have I got the suspicion this is fetish content of some sort
three@lemmy.zip · 57 pts · 260d
Because she's 8, depicted as wearing a thong, and the picture is insinuating that she wants an animal to squirt water at her vagina and asshole.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 109 pts · 260d
Well I'm an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways
NateNate60@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 260d
I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named "Bidet", but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is ("Piplup"), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 260d
my biggest boomer opinion is that there's only 151 Pokemon's, the rest are mental diseases. I won't learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 260d
Ah shit another fellow gen one'r.
Don't forget to have your prostate checked ;__; (we're old now)
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 260d
that's what nurse joy is for
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 260d
She only checks Pokemon's prostates...
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 260d
... did you ever get the Mew out of the back of the truck, lol?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 260d
I remember collecting the first gen stickers. Good times
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 260d
I lost track after Gold/Silver/Crystal, so it stops at 251 for me.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 260d
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 255d
Some of them are alright, but I have no idea that they were thinking when some of the new ones got approved.
Gaja0@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 256d
Also, bidet is level 13. While it could be from battle experience, the dark rings under his eyes tell a different story.
sundray@lemmus.org · 16 pts · 260d
Same here. I was going to say he's still at green health, no way she's catching that bidet with a regular ball.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 260d
unless it's an especially docile one that wants to be captured, i guess?
5too@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 260d
...is she capturing it, or is that the poke ball she keeps it in?!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 260d
No, it has a custom name, so this is a Pokemon that has already been caught.
Wild Pokemon do not have custom names.
So... yeah, she woke it up, summoned it, for this.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 13 pts · 260d
I thougt the same thing, until I noticed the toilet paper gone.
Impromptu bidet.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 260d
... except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.
This... usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name... right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.
So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of ... not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.
... This all implies... that this Pokemon's purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.
Either that, or she named it Bidet as a midly cruel but ultimately innocent joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to... actually use 'Bidet' as a bidet.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 2 pts · 260d
::: spoiler I know this post isn't intended to me, but to others ignorant of Pocket Monster lore. But disengage me please. the thread linked explains why Khyle named him “Bidet” :::
Unless you have more blursed content you want me to make a community for.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 260d
same with me. just realised what's going on.
i guess where innocent wee angels uncorrupted by the sins of the internet
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 260d
I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn't have a negative effect on real-life at all, it's not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it's not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn't the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to "child-coded" things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!
NateNate60@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 260d
I think this is rage bait but I think there is a difference between saying "X is weird" and saying "X should be banned". That's all I will say on the matter
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 260d
Performative activism often uses the tactic of rage baiting.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 260d
I mean... I can see why people are weirded out by this, but also... it really doesn't have to be a sexual thing.
You could put Ash, or Silver or whoever in this position... its... not like guys cannot also use bidets... and its not like the concept of running out of toilet paper, or using a bidet, is inherently sexual.
Sure, it can be, if that's actually your fetish.
But it doesn't have to be.
What, she has a semi risque, bikini type thong thing, as underwear?
Uh... when I was the age of this character (10-12 apparently, depending on which game she's in)...
I would stand at the bus stop for school, and one neighborhood girl, same age as me, would brag about wearing one of these, have it hiked up past her pants/shorts waist line, and keep trying to get me to do dares or favors so I could 'see more of it'.
I was also friends with less uh... attention seeking girls, and a few years later, I'm getting invited to their slumber parties (mostly to marathon a season of Buffy, sometimes Toonami, eventually Venture Bros) because I'm actually respectful, trustworthy, and keep my hands to myself.
What I'm trying to say is:
What this character is depicted as wearing was not an uncommon kind of girl's undergarment bottom, even 20 years ago.
Not all girls wear granny panties.
Its not inherently sexualizing, to be wearing a fairly common kind of underwear.
I think the point of this is to be embarassing and awkward... 'cringe', even... not fetishistic.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d
I get that, especially as a lot of chuds are using lolishota and similar as a means to gatekeep, and they also denied the existence of really bad elements in their community blaming it on supposed psyops by antis, but also this kind of speech is often used for performative activism. And performative activism rarely did anything good.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 259d
... I don't know what half those words mean.
I know loli is basically drawn, prepubescent girls.
I don't know what a lolishota is.
And I am afraid to look it up, lol.
I also do not know what an ... 'anit' ... is?
ulterno@programming.dev · 4 pts · 260d
You worded it better than I would ever have.
gmtom@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 260d
That's not a thong
three@lemmy.zip · -11 pts · 260d
Oh sorry, what kind of underwear is that child wearing?
Killer57@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 260d
Those are technically bikini panties.
three@lemmy.zip · -7 pts · 260d
Based pervert.
village604@adultswim.fan · 8 pts · 260d
Knowing what different types of underwear look like makes you a pervert?
killwill@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 260d
You can't have a girlfriend or be a girl online in his world.
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 260d
Well, of course, it's a bidet
NateNate60@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 260d
Women do not urinate out of their vagina
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 260d
To be fair, neither do men.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 260d
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 261d
Its because the thong underwear
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 260d
Wrong type of cursed content. To be honest, I thought it was implying that she was out of toilet paper, and was going to use the poor penguin. Then I read the name.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 260d
I mean... the ... implication is still that she's going to use the poor penguin... just its... water gun ability... as opposed to... being a literal asswipe.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d
Aw, so no hamster?
SillyDude@lemmy.zip · 66 pts · 261d
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 52 pts · 260d
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 260d
it's got a penguin, therefore it's about linux, therefore it's political.
lath@piefed.social · 32 pts · 261d
Smart bidet.
monstercookie@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 260d
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 260d
In her defence the toilet paper is out.
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 260d
women use toilet paper for peeing as well
Minnels@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 260d
Also men that don't want pee drips in their pants.
callyral@pawb.social · 2 pts · 260d
Huh??
yeather@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 260d
If you have pee drips often enough or bod enough to worry about toilet paper you should probably talk to a doctor.
Minnels@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 259d
Really? Now I am old but should have started using a bit of paper way earlier than I did. You can squeeze out a couple of drips every time, try it, use a bit of paper.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 261d
Not getting blastoise out for that job?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 260d
That would end up with an enema...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 260d
awww she's happy to see you
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 260d
I dont like this.
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 260d
How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 260d
Do you take your underwear entirely off? Or just drop em around your ankles? Doubly so if you still have shoes on.
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 260d
An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn't bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps
Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 260d
Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn't have the sense to take care of my body.
My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn't do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.
Furbag@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 260d
Ok, now I'm inappropriately laughing at work. Thanks 🤣
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 260d
Sure, just treat it like it's non-sentient.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 8 pts · 260d
src🔞
I knew that artist’s name started w/“K.”
I miss /c/blursedimages
NateNate60@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d
What happened to blursedimages?
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 4 pts · 260d
after the api ban, we disbanded.
threadiverse hasn't taken the mantle. And I am too busy to scout for new content.
colonelp4nic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 260d
thank you!
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 260d
who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don't remember the character's outfit but I'm imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.
NateNate60@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 260d
It looks like a one-piece outfit in which case I think women tend to just pull it all upwards when they need to use the toilet
de_lancre@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 260d
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 260d
It kinda looks like her outfit is multiple components. An undershirt skirt and vest, that is unless this is a Fred from Scooby Doo situation where they have a visually identical outfits that are all mechanically different. Regardless she probably just rolls up the skirt, source I have gone to the bathroom in both a toga and a kilt.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 260d
This is just completely barbarically wrong. There's no wayThe floors would be that clean with the walls, covered in a pee pea spray
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 260d
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 260d
Know the difference between chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
luciferofastora@feddit.org · 7 pts · 260d
I don't want to have a garbanzo bean on me
bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 260d
*garbanzo bean on my face
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 260d
Yup. I dont pay $100 to have garbanzo bean on my face.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 260d
Ironically, Bidet will be unable to fulfill their... nomative deterministic function... if they do not have enough PP for Water Gun.
... where PP stands for Power Point(s), in Pokemon lingo, the number of times a Pokemon can use a specific move.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 1 pts · 260d
Maybe it's rust? Or the ugliest, worst shade of blue with gold marbling.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 260d
Pp rusts
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 260d
True!
Rooster326@programming.dev · 1 pts · 260d
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 260d
If that was the case....That roomna would look like a saigon sex worker at the end of the Vietnam war.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 259d
...but seriously, if Pokemon was an actual world, owning pokemon for mundane purposes like this would make sense. After getting a new toilet that has a bidet, it has saved me a ton of money on TP, and generally leaves me cleaner.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 260d
"I'm hungry"
PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 260d
I finally got the joke she's out of TP so she needs a bidet
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d
awww piplup!