Uff-da! Got 'em. Sorry, got a little over excited der. Guess you can tell I've been to Caribou more than once today. Whelp, I better get a move on. Got hotdish ready soon.

Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 279d

Oooookey then

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 279d (1 reply)

Shower ranch?!

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 279d

Yeah, saves time.

certified_expert@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 279d (3 replies)

Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky

West_of_West@piefed.social · 23 pts · 279d (2 replies)

Good for ducks, good for me

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 279d (1 reply)

🎵 I don’t know, but I’ve been told…

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 279d

🎵 Dawn detergent cleans my folds...

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 279d (1 reply)

Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 279d

I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.

Machinist@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 279d (8 replies)

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.

It'll cut the gear oil off you.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 279d (4 replies)

Coffee?

Also, while I don't keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.

Machinist@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 279d (3 replies)

Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 279d

That makes more sense than the ranch and pepper. I could see a more desperate version of my self take a shot of instant coffee and wash it down with some water from the showerhead.

dvlsg@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 279d

I bet if you turned it into coffee it would certainly wake you up.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 278d

Caffeine is good for the hair roots or something.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 278d

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing,

Remind me not to ask for a cup of "coffee" from you...

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 279d

Username checks out here.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 2 pts · 279d

I use mine for cleaning things

There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.

SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 279d (4 replies)

Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 278d

Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 9 pts · 279d (1 reply)

Is that a bad thing?

I have heard good things about the Mane & Tail and it is (relatively ) cheap

Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 279d

And it clearly stated her expectations.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 277d

I've used that shampoo before.

good stuff.

starik@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 279d (7 replies)

I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 279d

I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 279d (5 replies)

Smells like a tossed salad.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 279d (3 replies)

We’re still talking about produce, right?

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 279d (2 replies)

Depends. Is that what you want us to be talking about?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 279d

Never change, Lemmy.

dion_starfire@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 279d

You shouldn't wear Depends in the shower. They're for getting back to that squishy feeling after the shower.

brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 279d

And scrambled eggs?

Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 279d

Have white girl hair, dated a black guy for a couple of years. The soap was no problem, but my hair was far too feeble to use his hair product, and mine were irrelevant to his hair.

We got over it somehow. 😄

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 277d (3 replies)

There’s a cordial brand here in Australia that legit looks like washing up liquid, both in packaging and the colour of the liquid.

kopasu22@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 277d (2 replies)

Huh, here we have a cleaner brand that looks like some sort of juice or drink mix.

Seems like they should just switch packaging, haha.

tamal3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 277d (1 reply)

I've only tried Lavender Fabuloso! This is a whole new world.

Although, while I love the smell, I think this stuff is not very responsible ecologically....... Can someone correct me, please??!

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 276d

Pleasant smelling | Ecologically Responsible | Effective Cleaner

Choose two.|

justlemmyin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 279d (2 replies)

What even does ranch mean tho.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 279d

A condiment of "buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 279d

How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?

danhab99@programming.dev · 6 pts · 279d

What are they a carrot?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 277d

The pepper really helps exfoliate.

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 2 pts · 277d

Red pepper... ranch sauce... hot water in a suspiciously black tub... the heck's your name, freakin' Hansel?

daannii@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 279d

Someone made this a skit

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPPJHcSgNdY/