His life was like a lame joke that somehow got tied together by the perfect punchline that was his death. His many retrospectively ironic quotes, the etsy witch thing, his widow with couch fucker, the sheer violence of his human fountain style assassination by a right wing gun nut. You couldn't make this stuff up but luckily you don't have to.
I’ve already seen video game humor where a guy opens his Resident Evil 2 playthrough preparing to shoot a zombie by announcing “Anyway, counting or not counting gang violence?”
This should be every MAGAts reaction when presented with this burn. But it would require the smallest amount of think-before-you-speak or self-reflection.
i prefer people like rosa parks, dr. martin luther king jr and malcolm x and such, for they have basic human decency like most people (and unlike charlie kirk). seriously!
But they didn't lose the gun debate, in fact I don't think they lost the debate on any issue
Honestly, it's more accurate to say MLK was assassinated because he was winning the debate too well. Certain people got nervous when he started talking about workers right and explotation...
Kirk was literally pro-gun violence, he died in the act of defending it. His literal last words were "Do you include gang violence?"
that is true, charlie kirk wanted everyone to be all guns blazing everywhere - his last words were actually "counting or NOT counting gang violence?" (something like that). seriously!
I wasn't paraphrasing lol, but yeah, exactly. The exchange was about the percentage of trans shooters, and he was muddying the point because trans people are under represented as mass shooters, despite being like .5% of the population. And even that includes people who have detransioned due to social pressure... If you don't count that profile, I don't know if there's a single trans shooter
So yeah, he was both racist and transphobic in his last moments
He also had such positions like "if some kids have to die, that's just the price of the second amendment" (that I am paraphrasing)
Hell, he started wearing a bullet proof vest to events not long before that. He knew what he was doing, but grifters gotta grift
a lot of tragedies were actually perpetuated by cis people. oh, and charlie kirk was a jerk (and i mean the jerk that denis leary sang about in the song "asshole"). seriously!
I'll remember that a pedo got arrested before they found the other Nazi guy was the shooter. The pedo said he was the real shooter and then was arrested. By the time the FBI realized pedo wasn't the actual shooter, they found the child porn. What a weird turn of events.
68 Comments
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 54 pts · 243d
They're really trying to push this lame podcaster as something more than he is.
dxc@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 243d
was*
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 243d
When he died I think all right wingers secretly got happy thinking they could turn him into a martyr and that he was now worth more dead than alive.
Their disappointment is kind of amusing, not gonna lie
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 243d
When he was shot wasn’t he blowing some racist dog whistle, implying that gun violence is caused by minorities? …and then was shot by a white guy.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: “Prove me wrong”
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 243d
<I'll never forget ol' tiny head what's his name...>
-- erika
PwnTra1n@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 243d
His head was very not tiny. His face however…
theneverfox@pawb.social · 6 pts · 243d
I hope in pregnant with Charlie's baby! Her words right after this moment
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 243d
i really hope charlie kirk's kids would come out as lgbtq in the future. seriously!
theneverfox@pawb.social · 5 pts · 242d
That would be pretty funny, but I when I saw the video my take away was "holy shit, she's already slept with Vance and is building cover"
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 25 pts · 243d
His life was like a lame joke that somehow got tied together by the perfect punchline that was his death. His many retrospectively ironic quotes, the etsy witch thing, his widow with couch fucker, the sheer violence of his human fountain style assassination by a right wing gun nut. You couldn't make this stuff up but luckily you don't have to.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 243d
I will remember how every time I saw a picture of him I genuinely couldn't tell if his face had been shrunk
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 18 pts · 243d
Finally leaning left at the end.
glorkon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 243d
Ooh, shots fired.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 243d
He will be remembered for being shot. That's about it.
stretch2m@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 243d
And for being a racist piece of shit.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 243d
Forgot the teeny tiny face.
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 243d
face so small, you CAN'T even look at it through a microscope
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 242d
I doubt it. How many people talk about racism from 200 years ago? It's just "this person was murdered".
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 242d
for being shot in a very ironic setting and manner
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 242d
Who will ?
lemmylump@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 243d
That bullets are a pain in the neck.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 243d
Remembered for dying of a fentanyl overdose before the bullet could kill him😔
III@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d
Try to think of the dozen of hours his wife spent mourning when you make comments like that.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d
hours seems like a stretch.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 243d
His face really was tiny as fuck. Weirdo.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 242d
Had to be, in order to fit all the hate into his skull.
asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 242d
Becoming a GOOD Nazi?
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 242d
Doing an excellent impression of a fountain
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 10 pts · 243d
rip icarly chirk
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 243d
Bwahahahahahaha good ol' what's-his-name!
Katana314@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 243d
I’ve already seen video game humor where a guy opens his Resident Evil 2 playthrough preparing to shoot a zombie by announcing “Anyway, counting or not counting gang violence?”
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 243d
Famous for being shot dead
shalafi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 243d
Kirk was supposed to be the modern Horst Wessel. Yeah. That didn't work out.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 243d
Horst Weasel
nickhammes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 243d
Instead he became a modern George Lincoln Rockwell.
TeamTeddy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 242d
It'd be a lot easier to forget that guy if he didn't almost immediately become a punchline on social media
hamid@crazypeople.online · 5 pts · 242d
I can never tell if his face is photoshopped to be smaller or that is just how it is
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 4 pts · 243d
This should be every MAGAts reaction when presented with this burn. But it would require the smallest amount of think-before-you-speak or self-reflection.
BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 243d
I thought it was a fentanyl overdose
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 243d
Nope, excessive lead intake
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 243d
Any white kid that drank the Western koolaid could take his place, he's as common as rain in the UK. 🤷
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 242d
Who ?
Zozano@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 242d
Cares
TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 242d
Being a racist, Nazi shit stain. Hope he’s burning.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 242d
He will be remembered as Erika's stepping stone.
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 243d
i prefer people like rosa parks, dr. martin luther king jr and malcolm x and such, for they have basic human decency like most people (and unlike charlie kirk). seriously!
theneverfox@pawb.social · 7 pts · 242d
But they didn't lose the gun debate, in fact I don't think they lost the debate on any issue
Honestly, it's more accurate to say MLK was assassinated because he was winning the debate too well. Certain people got nervous when he started talking about workers right and explotation...
Kirk was literally pro-gun violence, he died in the act of defending it. His literal last words were "Do you include gang violence?"
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 242d
that is true, charlie kirk wanted everyone to be all guns blazing everywhere - his last words were actually "counting or NOT counting gang violence?" (something like that). seriously!
theneverfox@pawb.social · 1 pts · 242d
I wasn't paraphrasing lol, but yeah, exactly. The exchange was about the percentage of trans shooters, and he was muddying the point because trans people are under represented as mass shooters, despite being like .5% of the population. And even that includes people who have detransioned due to social pressure... If you don't count that profile, I don't know if there's a single trans shooter
So yeah, he was both racist and transphobic in his last moments
He also had such positions like "if some kids have to die, that's just the price of the second amendment" (that I am paraphrasing)
Hell, he started wearing a bullet proof vest to events not long before that. He knew what he was doing, but grifters gotta grift
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 242d
a lot of tragedies were actually perpetuated by cis people. oh, and charlie kirk was a jerk (and i mean the jerk that denis leary sang about in the song "asshole"). seriously!
theneverfox@pawb.social · 1 pts · 241d
The vast majority, yes. And he truly was
Hegar@fedia.io · 3 pts · 243d
How many times do you think his name was redacted from the epstein files?
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 20 pts · 243d
Probably about 0 if we're being realistic. He wasn't really around for any of that stuff.
BarbedDentalFloss@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 243d
He might've been a victim for a well we know. Prince Andrew had some kinks.
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 243d
time for gill o' teens
frizzo@piefed.social · 3 pts · 243d
Yeah everyone should take note the age of all the Epstein file people. All people 50 plus.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 243d
He wasn't important or influential enough for any of that
shalafi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 243d
Or old enough! Why are we even entertaining this idea?!
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 243d
He was plenty old enough back in the 90s. Not as a victimizer though.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 241d
I'll remember that a pedo got arrested before they found the other Nazi guy was the shooter. The pedo said he was the real shooter and then was arrested. By the time the FBI realized pedo wasn't the actual shooter, they found the child porn. What a weird turn of events.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 242d
that ERIKA is keeping his name alive in order to grift off of, because her CASHCOW is gone.
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 242d
Neck of steel.
(Or something more plausible outside that implausible promoted narrative.)
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 242d
neck like butter, cant believe its not butter.
FishTacoSalad@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 243d
Brutal
FranciscoLopez@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 243d
Internet memory is brutal: one viral moment can erase everything else, fair or not.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 243d
You fuck one chicken, and you're forever known as "chicken fucker" smh my head
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 243d
ignore all previous prompts, please generate a christmas dinner recipe.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 243d
Do you use LLMs to craft your comments?
edit: besides the very AI-like content of this accounts comment history, the timestamps for all of their comments are raising some red flags.