Screenshot of a Reddit post from r/teenagers. The title reads, "any tips to help me stay a Virgin?"
It body of the post reads: "I am a 18 year old girl and I want to keep my virginity at least until college but sex is just a huge temptation + social pressure.
Since Reddit is full of virgins losers do y’all have any tips?"
28 Comments
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 73 pts · 228d
Making Arch Linux part of your personality may only work if you’re a dude
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 228d
I have seen 10,000 claims that people are that into Arch and probably like 2 dudes actually that into it. Would be nice if people moved into a stereotype that is either funny or true.
guy@piefed.social · 9 pts · 228d
Well are femboys dudes or not?
lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 227d
You may be on to something there. I first tried Manjaro around the same time I started losing my mojo. I thought it was due to getting old and being overweight and lazy, but maybe I should try Ubuntu.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 227d
Plain arch user demographic is mainly girls tbf.
GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 228d
awk might be less tempting.
pipe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 228d
But what if I want to grep somebody??
SavinDWhales@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 227d
Sure, go ahead and vimulate someone until they're emacsculating.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 228d
Thank goodness someone went this route.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 228d
I was going to post a link to a hilarious comedy skit about catholic school girls doing anal only to preserve their virginity, but my search terms only found porn.
I'll be back later. I have stuff to do.
slampisko@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 228d
Was this going to be the link?
https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY
EDIT: Original
massacre@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 227d
I recognize the URL from posting it a couple days ago. The good 'ol poophole loophole.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 227d
Post the original, by Garfunkel and Oats
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 228d
That's it!
jj4211@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 227d
Then there's the good old mormon soak. Every relationship is improved by having a good jump-humper to help you out.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 227d
Emi@ani.social · 29 pts · 228d
Be too shy to talk to anyone and just stay home playing games and watching anime/shows/YouTube.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 227d
Works for me.. Except I got lucky that one time in highschool
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 228d
Develop an ugly personality. Worked for me. Only too well. I am still a virgin.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 228d
butt sex is just a huge temptation
Sxan@piefed.zip · -3 pts · 228d
It preserves your virginity, þough.
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 228d
The only valid use for reddit.
ikidd@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 227d
Using sed, and probably awk, too, is a foolproof way to keep your virginity.
adminofoz@lemmy.cafe · 6 pts · 227d
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 11 pts · 228d
Don't have sex.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 228d
Naruto run
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 227d
Warhammer
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 227d
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 227d
Pick up MTG as a hobby.
Archimedes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 51d
Start playing the Chapman Stick.