If I wanted a clean, convenient, and flavor-neutral method of cooking my meat then I would just stay in the kitchen where I have a variety of electric and natural gas appliances very capable of doing so.
"Grilling" with propane is just silly. Idk maybe there's some merit to camp stoves while camping, but that's only if you can't use firewood for some reason.
Hank Hill is a die-hard Republican, fiercely loyal to his grifter of a boss at the propane store. Of course he's going to advocate for the bland, simple taste of meat cooked by propane. He's not adventurous and he definitely wouldn't betray his brand.
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MimicJar@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 237d
Evil Hank says, "Taste the heat, not the meat!" as he burns you alive with his propane flamethrower. You can't burn a man alive with charcoal.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 9 pts · 237d
I bet you fucking could.
pluralPeople@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 237d
Yes but would be relatively inconvenient. The way they did it in Nigeria would be luxurious in comparison(tire around the neck).
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 2 pts · 237d
Oh necklacing.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 236d
Yup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 237d
that's a nice grill man...
popcap200@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 237d
It's wild. Growing up with gas, I was always on Hank's side. Now as an adult with a charcoal grill, I just don't understand. :(
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 20 pts · 237d
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 237d
I never understood either. To me, gas was always about convenience. It’s faster and easier than charcoal, but does it taste better?
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 237d
Not a chance.
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 5 pts · 237d
You’re supposed to taste the meat not the heat.
Madison420@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 236d
Yeah fuck that the heat adds good flavor, meat is lesser without a wood or charcoal fire.
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 1 pts · 236d
Have you seen the videos of people cooking over plastic fires?
Madison420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 236d
Maybe it's got that good cyanide flavor
otacon239@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 237d
Taste the meat, not the heat!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 237d
I always assumed that was the joke, he was the absolute advocate for a clearly inferior product.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 237d
Imagine how Bobby feels.
paultimate14@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 236d
If I wanted a clean, convenient, and flavor-neutral method of cooking my meat then I would just stay in the kitchen where I have a variety of electric and natural gas appliances very capable of doing so.
"Grilling" with propane is just silly. Idk maybe there's some merit to camp stoves while camping, but that's only if you can't use firewood for some reason.
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 237d
Windex007@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 237d
Carbon neutral?
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 237d
Windex007@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 237d
I thought it required energy to process wood into charcoal?
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 237d
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 237d
Not if you have a Wand of Burnination with charges left 🤷
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 236d
Best I can do is necklace of fireball.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 236d
Alright then, I hope you like your steak well done 🤷
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 2 pts · 237d
It's what I told my mother
cobysev@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 237d
Hank Hill is a die-hard Republican, fiercely loyal to his grifter of a boss at the propane store. Of course he's going to advocate for the bland, simple taste of meat cooked by propane. He's not adventurous and he definitely wouldn't betray his brand.
queermunist@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 237d
Evil Hank has a gas hookup in his house, so he does all his cooking indoors. He doesn't even grill!
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 3 pts · 237d
I assumed he would use an electric stove indoors. Not even induction.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 237d
Probably drives an electric car too.
Might even have energy efficient lightbulbs! 😬
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 237d
So dirty
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 237d
I sell Profane and Profane accessories
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 237d
Evil Hank hill sells cocaine and cocaine accessories, duh.
Accessories like crack popes. And crack.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 2 pts · 237d
That's quite an image
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 237d
Meant pipes but I'm leaving it because it's funny.
"Holy father of crack, bless me for I have sinned. It has been 6 hours since I have last smoked crack"