Microexpressions are literal facial expressions. We do not usually expose our penises for your claim to even make sense.
I'm not sure I even get what you mean. Whatever it is, I'm guessing you're at least partially biased because you have one. Maybe I could understand better if you could say what would have the third- or fourth-most microexpressions?
What do you mean? Like how the meatus can look like a mouth and can smile or frown based on how you move it? 🤔 I like to make it look like it's singing.
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TomatenMark@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 260d
No! It's got completely normal-sized expressions! No microexpressions! It's normal! It's just very cold, ok?!
bryndos@fedia.io · 10 pts · 260d
Maybe that's why I've never got the hang on sign language; I've not been using the 11th finger.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 3 pts · 260d
Huh, I just remembered what I dreamt last night: about kids that had 6 or even 7 fingers per hand.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 260d
6-7! 🤷🏻♂️
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 7 pts · 260d
Microexpressions are literal facial expressions. We do not usually expose our penises for your claim to even make sense.
I'm not sure I even get what you mean. Whatever it is, I'm guessing you're at least partially biased because you have one. Maybe I could understand better if you could say what would have the third- or fourth-most microexpressions?
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 259d
Probably the highest quality shower thought I have ever seen. <3 thank you
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 260d
Of course they're microexpressions when you've got a micropenis
tux0r@feddit.org · 4 pts · 260d
Especially mine.
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 0 pts · 259d
How expressive is it‽ Like, we talking "finger-puppet" expressive, or more "don't look it in it's eye" expressive?
tux0r@feddit.org · 2 pts · 259d
Don't rub its temples.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 259d
hand.
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 0 pts · 259d
I believe you to be correct, as I was being (obviously) kinda cheeky :) But I always appreciate someone being able to hear me <3
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 259d
What are you fucking doing in the shower bro????
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 0 pts · 259d
My best
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 259d
What do you mean? Like how the meatus can look like a mouth and can smile or frown based on how you move it? 🤔 I like to make it look like it's singing.
presoak@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 259d
It's true