My momma said, girls are the devil.

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Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 158 pts · 265d (15 replies)

TypFaffke@feddit.org · 29 pts · 265d

Biblically accurate Jolene

Velypso@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 265d

1

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 265d

Appalachia'll make you understand. They got gods that terrified the paleozoic whispering in the trees over there.

bulwark@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 265d (8 replies)

Now I want a Slayer cover of this.

grue@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 265d (7 replies)

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 265d

Both. Both is good

Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 265d (4 replies)

I want Devo to do a cover of it.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 265d (3 replies)

I want a system of down cover of it.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 265d (2 replies)

I want a Tiny Tim cover of this.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 265d (1 reply)

You will need a medium for his spirit to possess.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 265d

My body is ready.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 264d

Kinda. Kinda the same.

Randomocity@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 265d (2 replies)

https://youtu.be/MGSdYFR50Y8 I'm a fan of this cover

drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 2 pts · 265d (1 reply)

I was thinking of this "cover"

axexrx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d

Which then leads to this one

ClownStatue@piefed.social · 56 pts · 265d (2 replies)

No mater hot beautiful or hot he/she is, someone somewhere is sick & tired of their shit.

7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 265d (1 reply)

I saw a demoticational poster back in the day that said something similar.

Photo of a scantly clad model

Doesn't matter how hot she is... Someone some where is tired of fucking her.

ClownStatue@piefed.social · 10 pts · 265d

Yeah, I’m pretty sure half the dorm rooms in college had that poster. Still, I like the gist of it. Works whether the “hottie” is male or female.

hakase@lemmy.zip · 42 pts · 265d

"It cost a lot of money to look this cheap"

hayvan@piefed.world · 25 pts · 265d (1 reply)

Jolene is not necessarily hotter, it's about insecurity and self doubt.

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 265d

And butt stuff. Dolly was all "no way, exit only" but Jolene was all "grab the butter, let's get messy!!"

Delphia@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 265d

Butt stuff.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 265d

If she can take away your man that easily, he wasn't worth your time.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 264d

Dolly wrote Jolene AND I Will Always Love You in the same evening. She called it a "million dollar night."

Manjushri@piefed.social · 14 pts · 265d (10 replies)

I'm assuming Dolly got the, um... Ahem, upgrade after the Joline incident.

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 265d (4 replies)

Those breasts are actually Jolene. She rendered her down and used the resulting slurry to fill the implants. No body, no crime...

TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 265d (1 reply)

I hate this so much.

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 264d

Found the Jolene sympathizer

gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 265d (1 reply)

Jesus now I'm imagining an anime villain that gets increasingly bigger titties from slaying her enemies

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 265d

I mean that’s kinda what happened with Nami and One Piece

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 265d (3 replies)

Dolly's tits were not only natural, but she got sick of toting them and got a reduction.

Manjushri@piefed.social · 13 pts · 265d

Not only has she gotten implants she's been quite open about it. She's not ashamed of the work she's had done .

“A lot of what I have done is just cosmetic procedure, but it all comes under the heading of plastic surgery for a lot of people,” she continued. “But I'm not made out of plastic — though I had my boobs lifted when they started dragging on the floor. Who'd want to look at them if they were like that?”

She admitted that she’s had implants, but “only years” after she had lost weight and “had surgery done for the tissue that was left behind.”

“At that stage, in order for them to stand up like little soldiers, you put something in there to help them,” Parton said.

And while she did get a reduction at one point, it was because the implants were too big and causing her back pain.

With breasts that enter a room five minutes before the rest of her tiny frame, Dolly has made no secret of the fact that her 40DDs are man-made or that she’s a frequent visitor to the plastic surgery clinic.

She once famously quipped, "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!" and noted, "If I see something saggin’, baggin’, or draggin’, I’m gonna have it nipped, tucked, or sucked!"

However, after 30 years of having her trademark assets, Dolly decided to go through a breast reduction a few years ago after suffering excruciating back pain.

ronl2k@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 265d (1 reply)

Nothing natural about her tits. Her sister is flat-chested. Dolly appeals to men who like fake women.

Manjushri@piefed.social · 10 pts · 265d

I wouldn't call her a fake woman. She may be more real than many women I know because she's quite honest about stuff. She is very gifted at marketing herself and that includes making sure she appeals to the masses, including men like you describe. She herself has said, "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 265d
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TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 265d (1 reply)

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melvisntnormal@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 265d

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 264d (1 reply)

While Dolly was waiting for marriage, Jolene was putting out. With those dynamics, an enthusiastic 6 can beat an unattainable 9. Presentation will only take you so far, eventually a man wants to dig into the buffet.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d

There's a difference between hard to get and impossible to get

VinesNFluff@pawb.social · 5 pts · 265d

She was a stand user.

jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 265d

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 264d (1 reply)

Sometimes a more tomboyish masculine woman is more attractive.

Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d

Sometimes yeah, true. And that might be somewhat true for the role... but not the actress.

For anyone who doesn't remember, her name is literally Jolene.

Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 265d

Tru dat.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 265d

Jolene wasn't exactly real. Dolly borrowed the name, with permission, from one of their servers who was a teenager at the time. Apparently, Dolly thought that she could easily write a song using that name.