Not only has she gotten implants she's been quite open about it. She's not ashamed of the work she's had done .
“A lot of what I have done is just cosmetic procedure, but it all comes under the heading of plastic surgery for a lot of people,” she continued. “But I'm not made out of plastic — though I had my boobs lifted when they started dragging on the floor. Who'd want to look at them if they were like that?”
She admitted that she’s had implants, but “only years” after she had lost weight and “had surgery done for the tissue that was left behind.”
“At that stage, in order for them to stand up like little soldiers, you put something in there to help them,” Parton said.
With breasts that enter a room five minutes before the rest of her tiny frame, Dolly has made no secret of the fact that her 40DDs are man-made or that she’s a frequent visitor to the plastic surgery clinic.
She once famously quipped, "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap!" and noted, "If I see something saggin’, baggin’, or draggin’, I’m gonna have it nipped, tucked, or sucked!"
However, after 30 years of having her trademark assets, Dolly decided to go through a breast reduction a few years ago after suffering excruciating back pain.
I wouldn't call her a fake woman. She may be more real than many women I know because she's quite honest about stuff. She is very gifted at marketing herself and that includes making sure she appeals to the masses, including men like you describe. She herself has said, "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"
While Dolly was waiting for marriage, Jolene was putting out. With those dynamics, an enthusiastic 6 can beat an unattainable 9. Presentation will only take you so far, eventually a man wants to dig into the buffet.
Jolene wasn't exactly real. Dolly borrowed the name, with permission, from one of their servers who was a teenager at the time. Apparently, Dolly thought that she could easily write a song using that name.
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Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 158 pts · 265d
TypFaffke@feddit.org · 29 pts · 265d
Biblically accurate Jolene
Velypso@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 265d
1
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 265d
Appalachia'll make you understand. They got gods that terrified the paleozoic whispering in the trees over there.
bulwark@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 265d
Now I want a Slayer cover of this.
grue@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 265d
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 265d
Both. Both is good
Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 265d
I want Devo to do a cover of it.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 265d
I want a system of down cover of it.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 265d
I want a Tiny Tim cover of this.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 265d
You will need a medium for his spirit to possess.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 265d
My body is ready.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 264d
Kinda. Kinda the same.
Randomocity@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 265d
https://youtu.be/MGSdYFR50Y8 I'm a fan of this cover
drcobaltjedi@programming.dev · 2 pts · 265d
I was thinking of this "cover"
axexrx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d
Which then leads to this one
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 56 pts · 265d
No mater hot beautiful or hot he/she is, someone somewhere is sick & tired of their shit.
7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 265d
I saw a demoticational poster back in the day that said something similar.
Photo of a scantly clad model
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 10 pts · 265d
Yeah, I’m pretty sure half the dorm rooms in college had that poster. Still, I like the gist of it. Works whether the “hottie” is male or female.
hakase@lemmy.zip · 42 pts · 265d
"It cost a lot of money to look this cheap"
hayvan@piefed.world · 25 pts · 265d
Jolene is not necessarily hotter, it's about insecurity and self doubt.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 265d
And butt stuff. Dolly was all "no way, exit only" but Jolene was all "grab the butter, let's get messy!!"
Delphia@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 265d
Butt stuff.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 265d
If she can take away your man that easily, he wasn't worth your time.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 264d
Dolly wrote Jolene AND I Will Always Love You in the same evening. She called it a "million dollar night."
Manjushri@piefed.social · 14 pts · 265d
I'm assuming Dolly got the, um... Ahem, upgrade after the Joline incident.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 265d
Those breasts are actually Jolene. She rendered her down and used the resulting slurry to fill the implants. No body, no crime...
TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 265d
I hate this so much.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 264d
Found the Jolene sympathizer
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 265d
Jesus now I'm imagining an anime villain that gets increasingly bigger titties from slaying her enemies
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 265d
I mean that’s kinda what happened with Nami and One Piece
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 265d
Dolly's tits were not only natural, but she got sick of toting them and got a reduction.
Manjushri@piefed.social · 13 pts · 265d
Not only has she gotten implants she's been quite open about it. She's not ashamed of the work she's had done .
And while she did get a reduction at one point, it was because the implants were too big and causing her back pain.
ronl2k@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 265d
Nothing natural about her tits. Her sister is flat-chested. Dolly appeals to men who like fake women.
Manjushri@piefed.social · 10 pts · 265d
I wouldn't call her a fake woman. She may be more real than many women I know because she's quite honest about stuff. She is very gifted at marketing herself and that includes making sure she appeals to the masses, including men like you describe. She herself has said, "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 265d
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 265d
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melvisntnormal@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 265d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 264d
While Dolly was waiting for marriage, Jolene was putting out. With those dynamics, an enthusiastic 6 can beat an unattainable 9. Presentation will only take you so far, eventually a man wants to dig into the buffet.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d
There's a difference between hard to get and impossible to get
VinesNFluff@pawb.social · 5 pts · 265d
She was a stand user.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 265d
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 264d
Sometimes a more tomboyish masculine woman is more attractive.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 263d
Sometimes yeah, true. And that might be somewhat true for the role... but not the actress.
For anyone who doesn't remember, her name is literally Jolene.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 265d
Tru dat.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 265d
Jolene wasn't exactly real. Dolly borrowed the name, with permission, from one of their servers who was a teenager at the time. Apparently, Dolly thought that she could easily write a song using that name.