Can you imagine that being a dnd character. Just someone everyone thinks is a half orc because they're so ugly. Definitely been done plenty of times before probably.
This is the case where "not if I digest it first" really comes to a test. I've found that chilli is good, and some fatty deep fried stuff (who am I kidding, I mean all) is sinfully good. But combine the two and you'll pay for your sins the next morning.
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 250d
Humans are space orcs.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 250d
Does that mean all the aliens are gonna be super hot? Because orcs are always the ugly ones.
cadekat@pawb.social · 16 pts · 250d
It's all a matter of perspective!
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 249d
Well I see myself from the perspective of an orc doing some WEIRD SHIT with an elf chick.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 3 pts · 249d
This is very rude.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 249d
Don't be mad I'm a prettier orc than you
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 2 pts · 249d
I'm not an orc just a very ugly human.
Can you imagine that being a dnd character. Just someone everyone thinks is a half orc because they're so ugly. Definitely been done plenty of times before probably.
rainwall@piefed.social · 17 pts · 250d
The exact premise of the jenkinsverse.
The intro story is excellent, as are a lot of the fanfic.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 250d
Oh I remember this, thanks for linking.
I read some of the sequels too, but lost interest once it got a bit preachy.
Very fun concept though
lemmee_in@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 250d
If we make friends with a new species, we can pet them forever. Being eaten is just a temporary setback
tetris11@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 250d
This is why humans invented heavy petting.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
Which always leads to seat wetting.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 250d
May I pet you forever?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 250d
Alien:Be careful, that fruit you're about to eat has specifically evolved to cause extreme pain to mammals, and it's nutritional value is negligible.
People: it's called a chilli and it's not even that bad
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 250d
This is the case where "not if I digest it first" really comes to a test. I've found that chilli is good, and some fatty deep fried stuff (who am I kidding, I mean all) is sinfully good. But combine the two and you'll pay for your sins the next morning.
BanMe@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 250d
That's after the panic attacks the alien has because we breathe the incredibly corrosive "oxygen."
We'd have the same response to a race of aliens that lived in liquid ammonia.
Jollyllama@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 250d
I used to cut pineapple at a grocery store, before I learned about the enzymes i'd get chemical burns on my arms where the gloves didn't reach.
TWeaK@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 250d
It's the other way round. Pineapples were like "Screw this, Imma eat them back!!!"
Angelevo@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 250d
Eating food that eats you back sounds only fair to me! Besides, some proteins in our body need to be destroyed for us to stay healthy.
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 5 pts · 250d
Yes it definitely digests some of me on the way out.
The spicy helps me know I’m alive.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 250d
pet a pineapple
BilSabab@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d
sounds like some cut dialogue from Enemy Mine
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 250d
The film or the book?
BilSabab@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d
the film, I guess. Haven't read the book so can't tell
IronBird@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
nobody ever reads the book
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 250d
Missing the motto of “I can stick my dick in it/it can stick it’s dick in me.”