Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it's unlikely these kids don't have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.
I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl...looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you'd see in Stranger Things' upside down.
Do they ever cover the fact that they are now the only representatives of their "species" and will never be able to find a mate? Are there any episodes about it?
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Jerb322@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 243d
They are turtles. Their junk is internal. Comes out of the same hole they poop and pee from... Cloaca.
"The more you know"🌠
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 243d
Totally Tubular!
Turtle Power!
wuffah@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 243d
My mutated genitals are
nowinside myamphibianreptilian cloaca!PARTAAAAAAAAAY!
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 243d
They always were....
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 243d
... dude, you're a reptile. Salamanders are amphibians
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 243d
Cloaca Bunga. ✌🏻
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 13 pts · 243d
Tortoises have obscenely large genitals
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 243d
Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it's unlikely these kids don't have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 9 pts · 243d
That’s why tortoise isn’t my nickname.
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 243d
I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl...looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you'd see in Stranger Things' upside down.
Edit: punctuation
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 2 pts · 242d
Yeah and they can get pretty loud (bumping of shells and moaning)
NachBarcelona@piefed.social · 4 pts · 242d
Booking a flight as we speak.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 242d
Orifice of champions
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 243d
Considering they're TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles I'm afraid to double-check this, but I'm sure rule34 applies anyways and proves this wrong
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 243d
Chris Hansen:
"They are "14 age mutant ninja turtles", why don't you take a seat?"
DrakeAlbrecht@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 243d
First published in 1984.
The turtles are now in their mid to late fifties.
Klear@quokk.au · 4 pts · 242d
Isn't that still 14 in turtle years?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 242d
Fuck don't do that to me
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 242d
I get the joke, but they're still drawings/not real.
mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 243d
Bummer, dude...
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 3 pts · 242d
Do they ever cover the fact that they are now the only representatives of their "species" and will never be able to find a mate? Are there any episodes about it?