I think it would be better to ask, where does a snake wear a tie?
My neck has a clear end, and the purpose of a tie is to (arguably, I’m just guessing here) tie off the collar of your shirt, what kind of shirt would a snake wear? The tie for humans is arguably more related to our body shape than neck components, so you can’t even say relative to a comparable organ or bone. So where does a snake wear a tie?
Normally it goes under a shirt collar, but if your otherwise tromping around in your altogether, you are going to make a fashion statement no matter where you tie it.
30 Comments
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 160 pts · 249d
It's 2. When you wear a tie, you don't tie it up right under your chin, you tie it at the base of your neck.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 249d
This is the correct answer and anyone thinking it's 1, is simply wrong.
Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online · 15 pts · 249d
That's exactly what a velociraptor would want you to think.....
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 249d
I'm not, I swear! Nervous
velocihuman screechesedgemaster72@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 249d
Luckily for us, they're Absolutely Not A Velociraptor
marcos@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 249d
Does anybody not think it's #2? Seems quite obvious to me.
A more interesting question is how a turtle-neck would look.
xkbx@startrek.website · 11 pts · 249d
I think it would be better to ask, where does a snake wear a tie?
My neck has a clear end, and the purpose of a tie is to (arguably, I’m just guessing here) tie off the collar of your shirt, what kind of shirt would a snake wear? The tie for humans is arguably more related to our body shape than neck components, so you can’t even say relative to a comparable organ or bone. So where does a snake wear a tie?
bus_factor@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 249d
Probably where Lowly Worm puts his bowtie.
xkbx@startrek.website · 4 pts · 249d
The answer was in my childhood the entire time
zout@fedia.io · 5 pts · 249d
Every now and then a snake hatches with one or more legs, so just above the shoulders... You could probably count vertibrae or something like that.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 249d
I think a turtle neck would be up at location #1, as they generally come up to a bit under your chin.
dmention7@midwest.social · -4 pts · 249d
Bro I don't know how to break this to you, but that is a tie, not a turtleneck.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 249d
Do you seriously not know how to read? It's a reply to a comment that literally raises the question of where a turtleneck would go.
SparroHawc@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 249d
The point of a necktie is to cover up the buttons on your shirt. #2 is correct.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 249d
But he's not wearing a shirt.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 249d
Just use a velcro shirt /j
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 249d
2... don't be daft.
darkstar@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 248d
How is this a debate? It's definitely 2
Since when do you tie a tie at the top of your neck??
denaggels@feddit.org · 10 pts · 249d
I would love #1 to be correct. But there is no way #2 is not correct.
Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 249d
1 at the start of the workday, and 2 by the end
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi · 7 pts · 249d
3
Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 249d
I think I might have to side with the squirrel on this one.
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 249d
1 when he is fun. 2 when he is boring.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 249d
Seriousaur
huppakee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 249d
Long neck should not equal long tie
deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 248d
Would you put a tie on the top of your neck?
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 3 pts · 249d
Umm…
Normally it goes under a shirt collar, but if your otherwise tromping around in your altogether, you are going to make a fashion statement no matter where you tie it.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 2 pts · 249d
Por que no los DOS?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 248d
Business: pleasure.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 247d
I believe the documentary series Dinosaurs has already answer that.