94.3° F

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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 112 pts · 216d (9 replies)

34.61 °C or 307.76 K

Dojan@pawb.social · 47 pts · 216d (8 replies)

That’s a cold butthole.

unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 216d (2 replies)

And here I thought it was almost at boiling point!

Dojan@pawb.social · 9 pts · 216d

Hmm. Boiling cat butthole. I hate it.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 216d

if its a hellcat.

AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 216d (4 replies)

It does seem so. Cats' internal temp is a bit warmer than ours - like 101 or 102F. Lots of blood vessels near the surface in a butthole, so it's warmer than most other areas, though would expect it to be slightly cooler than internal. Not 8 degrees cooler though.

psud@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 216d

101 or 102

38°

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 216d (2 replies)

Human external skin temp is around 32°C on the hands, so i'd say 34,6°C for the cats butthole sounds about right

Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 216d (1 reply)

You mean, you can warm up your finger in the cat’s butthole?

Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 215d

only by 2 degrees, i don't think it's worth the blood loss

snoons@lemmy.ca · 60 pts · 216d

Thermal Exhaust Port

errer@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 216d (2 replies)

That’s the cat’s weak spot, you can only attack it during certain moments in the boss fight

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 216d (1 reply)

That's because it only shows its butt after you've earned its trust. Its a very long boss fight.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 216d

The final boss has decided to nap on my lap. Now would be a great time to reach for the sword but I'm incapable of moving. I'm losing this battle, help!

Dojan@pawb.social · 45 pts · 216d (1 reply)

This is what science is for.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 216d

We choose to scan the cat's butthole not because it is easy, but because it is hilarious.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 216d (1 reply)

"How did we ever survive without this?"

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 216d

Butt thermometers

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 216d (5 replies)

"i got you a thermal camera"

cool

"what have you checked with it"

oh you know things

"what kind of things?"

you know, walls, pets, the grill. normal stuff. ...why?

"...no reason"

other_cat@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 216d (3 replies)

Hell yeah Tom Cardy

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 216d (2 replies)

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 216d (1 reply)
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Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 215d

I will always watch that entire video every time someone links it, and probably rewatch a few others of his.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 216d (2 replies)

Husband now has fart-o-vision, expect some chores to not get done.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 216d (1 reply)

Prepare for your husband to film his own ass a good bit.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 216d

... either he's gonna be that flexible, or he's going to giggle for half a day and not tell you the results of 'can a thermal camera pointed at a mirror see a fart?'

... my money is on 'not really'.

yucandu@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 216d (1 reply)

I think Tool wrote a song about that.

sik0fewl@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 216d

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 216d

Reverse dragon: fire comes out of its butt

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 14 pts · 216d

Certainly an improvement over the usual way of telling its temperature.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 216d (1 reply)

I think the cat is in heat.

How do you know?

I know.

mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 216d

I'd immediately jump to a very different explanation of how you know.

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 216d

Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 215d (1 reply)

That some hot ass pussy

Bubs12@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 215d

*hot pussy ass

greenbit@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 216d (12 replies)

Wait, thermal cameras have become reasonably priced gifts? Or is this some rich people shit

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 216d (10 replies)

You can get a decent one for about 250 euros like the Infiray P2 Pro.

Magnum@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 215d (9 replies)
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Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 215d (7 replies)

I would call that enthusiast level rather than rich person. It's not more than a decent drone or camera or many other technology hobbies. Less than half the price of a ps5 or meta quest 3.

Sure, you could argue it probably has less function and replay value than those. But it's still not ludicrously expensive if you REALLY want it.

Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 215d (2 replies)

Do you think the husband REALLY wanted it and that's why he waited for his wife to gift it to him?

Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 215d (1 reply)

I have a crap ton of things I really want but would never choose to spend the money on myself and wait for it as a gift. That's basically the entire point of gifts imo, getting things you want but can't justify spending the money on.

Magnum@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 214d

So rich people shit?

greenbit@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 215d (3 replies)

How much use cases would those have? Like it seems like a tool but you gotta use something like a same priced power tool quite a lot to make it worth the price

Lokoschade@feddit.org · 3 pts · 215d (1 reply)

I'm watching someone on YouTube renovating an old house and they use it to make out places that leak heat and need better insulation.

greenbit@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 215d

For renovating many buildings it does seem like a no-brainer purchase

lucg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 214d

I had the same issue/concern and so shared the price with someone else. We intended to timeshare but they were kinda done with it after a few days whereas I love it and use it at least weekly since like three years now

The local library has one for loan. I'd recommend getting that before you buy it outright indeed

I measure everything, like

  • "is everything in this microwaved meal heated through, no cold spots?" (after stirring)
  • "oh it's freezing out, I'm curious how cold food got that we transported in the trunk of the car while the cabin was warm" (so I go and point it at the trunk area to get an idea of the cold/hot spots, as well as the food of course)
  • new phone/laptop: I'm curious how hot it gets to the touch
  • The insulation checks that people mention
  • instantly see which pieces of laundry are not 100% dry yet. You can feel it individually, but the wife acceptance factor is in getting an instant answer for a whole rack
  • Pouring a cold liquid into a hot one (or vice versa) is beautiful to see. Like watching a fire, except it's at 320x480 (but it's a new kind of fire! Exciting nerdery!)
  • I've tried finding animals in the forest but it turns out that branches, leaves, ground, sky etc. all have very different temperatures and you can't easily make out an animal among all that. Was interesting to try though, I enjoyed myself for a few hours across different visits ("it's cold out, maybe now animals show up with better contrast? Are the plants keeping warm? Let's go see!")
  • cat buttholes =). I noticed randomly at some point that this is where they leak the most heat, and figured getting a few baselines while our cat walks by is good to have ahead of the time you want to know if their temperature is elevated
  • gimmick to show people who haven't seen it before. If they're interested, you get to talk about how it works and what things look interesting
  • edit: wait, I remember a legit use case: we used it to find where we can drill. One of these magnetometer devices was going wild and we couldn't otherwise locate the cable that runs to an outlet. Connected a 1500W space heater for iirc 20 minutes and it was crystal clear! /edit.

Still not sure if this all justifies the price but I own it now and I'm making the fullest use of it and enjoy it :)

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 215d

It was in the 1000s a few years ago. That was "professional level", not "rich people shit", because it can be a useful investment.
Now, it's "enthusiast level; affordable enough for interested people to play around with it, and cheap enough that you can let it rot in a drawer after losing interest.
What you want is probably "cheap e-waste" level.

filcuk@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 215d

I got a brand new one for a hundo

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 216d (1 reply)

I said what, what kitty butt. I said what, what kitty butt.

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 215d

I will not be singing that out loud, even if it doee remind me of beep beep I'm a sheep.

Phegan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 215d (2 replies)
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lucg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 214d (1 reply)

They have fur...

Our cat doesn't come to rooms that are warmer until the one they're in is about 16°C, so I think they only get chilly at or below that temperature. They're short haired but the winter coat still looks comfy warm to me, like I'm also fine in bed once my blanket is warmed up

Probably if you have a naked cat it's different, as well as individual preferences, but they don't need a warmer climate just because their inner temperature is higher. Our "european shorthair" lives in the same climate as we do

Phegan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 213d
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Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 215d

3 weeks later: honey, did you know that Frank next door is only 47.6 degrees? That's weird.

horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 216d (1 reply)

That's hot.

janus2@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 216d

foggianism@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 216d

Damn 94 degrees AND tail lifted

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 216d

I'm glad to see technology used in the pursuit of important science.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 216d

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 216d (1 reply)

Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.

0x0@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 215d

You could heat your fingers with only 10 cats!

Tuuktuuk@piefed.ee · 2 pts · 216d

94.3 F is 34.6 °C. The body temperature is 36 to 37 °C. Therefore, the thermal camera shows the temperature a little bit wrong. It's unlikely that the butt would be much colder than 36 °C.

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 215d (1 reply)

Celsius?

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 215d

34.61

0x0@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 215d
ryan_harg@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 216d
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