c/lemmyshitpost · by MattW03@lemmy.ca · 242dPlease the Beans 433 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 47 pts · 242d
Honestly, if the bean isn't pleased, then I'm not pleased.
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 242d
As a DJ, I wanted to please the beans (as instructed) by mixing for them. Alas, I am not allowed
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 242d
If the bean is not pleased, I continue flicking it.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 242d
c/dontdeadopeninside (or the other one, I always confuse them)
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 242d
!dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 242d
Kansas City knows
ynthrepic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 242d
Knows....
sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 242d
If they already know, then why do they need a sign?
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 242d
PLEASE THE BEANS.
Is that an order? Or do you want beans?
lauha@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 242d
PLEASE THE BEANS, SERVANT! ALL HAIL THE BEANS.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 242d
opens mouth
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 242d
Hi! do not mix, please the beans.
Kansas City knows...
JargonWagon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 242d
Segregation pleases the beans. Ask Kansas.
usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 242d
Can we bring back talking about beans all the time on Lemmy? Asking for a friend who love beans (aka me)
Denjin@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 242d
Bean the change you want to see in the world
tym@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 242d
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 242d
Beans? 🐾
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d
Jeans?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d
Jorts?
texture@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 242d
not what she said at all
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 242d
not plural beans anyway. we like to be monogamous in my house.
just please one bean, thank you.
but if you can find one that wants other beans, more power to you.
fonix232@fedia.io · 4 pts · 242d
That's incredibly selfish of her.
In this age when the skill of bean-pleasing is a dying form of art, masters of the skill must be shared. It is known.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 242d
Those who cannot play the sport any more may coach
Prikkeres@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 242d
Should be taught to most (young) males 🙂
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 4 pts · 242d
They know
Guitarfun@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 242d
God help you, flick that bean or else.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 242d
just do not mix them
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 242d
This is edited.
djdarren@piefed.social · 3 pts · 242d
So the beans are segregationists?
/me Sadly boycotts the beans
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 242d
Good to know I can get replacement beans for my cat if I need them.
kamen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d
SASA LELE
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d
If it pleases thy beans