If 2025 was a joint

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14 Comments

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 28 pts · 242d (3 replies)

The cheesy Karen fake nails somehow also sum up 2025 perfectly.

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 242d (2 replies)

I swear some women with their huge pointy nails are ridiculous. I don’t understand how they don’t puncture themselves multiple times whenever they go to the bathroom.

Painting them to feel pretty I understand but for fucks sake leave your hands functional.

toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 4 pts · 242d (1 reply)

Who uses their hands, anyway?

Seriously though, I've had long nails before, it's really not that hard to do most things. Typing feels a bit weird and its hard to pick up small things from a flat surface sometimes, but they don't hinder you as much as you might expect.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 242d

I've gotten my nails surgically swapped with tiger claws. It's not great for manipulation of objects, but that's what I use my prehensile prolapsed anus for.

homes@piefed.world · 17 pts · 242d (2 replies)

Not enough seeds

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 241d

And broken glass

Rubisco@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 241d

*white dud seeds

bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 242d

s/2025/2026/

Hond@piefed.social · 7 pts · 242d (1 reply)

that fake tan looks horrible.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 242d

Everything about that hand is sus. It raises so many questions, it feels off, just like 2025.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 242d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 241d (2 replies)

I feel like it didn't even have a stem. It was just the paper.

At least a stem would get you slightly high.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 241d (1 reply)

I want to smoke whatever stems you've been smoking cause the ones I'm getting don't do shit.

friek@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 239d

Shroom stems