Protein bar

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44 Comments

Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 231d (8 replies)

60mph, no hands on the wheel, no eyes on the road, but they are right about the cheese.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 33 pts · 231d (5 replies)

80kmph (~50mph), parmigiano is driving (you just can't see it's hands).

Asafum@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 231d (1 reply)

🎶parmigiano take the wheel 🎶

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 10 pts · 231d

That's triggering bcs it used to be part of a wheel.
Too soon.

Anivia@feddit.org · 9 pts · 231d (1 reply)

It's 60kph, not 80. The first 3 bold numbers are 20, 40 and 60, afterwards it goes straight from 60 to 100. That's very common on modern cars where the "analog" dial is controlled by a servo motor

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 230d

Yes, you are absolutely right!
I should have double-checked before posting :/.

(The cheese was too powerful & I couldn't look at the pic any longer!)

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 230d

Alfa Romeo Parmigiano GT

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 231d

Priorities, priorities.

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 230d

Hey that’s great for italian drivers.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 231d (11 replies)

$20 protein bars, man fuck this economy

Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 231d (4 replies)

They make a Velveeta flavored bar for only $1.99

RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 15 pts · 231d (1 reply)

At this point, anything that brings me closer to death is fine.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 231d

It’s mostly sawdust and chemical dyes.

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 231d

*hurk*

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d

That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 231d (2 replies)

Is that what you pay for parmesan in the states?

Bonkers

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 231d (1 reply)

That might not quite be $20 worth, but pound and a half, so .75-ish kilo wedges were about that much at Costco the other day.

They make you suffer for a love of cheese in this distopian hellscape.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 231d

Ok that evens out, from the piece on the photo I'd estimated half a kilo, which would be about 11 euro. So .75 would come to 17, which is about 20 dollaroos.

So it's similar in price.

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 231d (1 reply)

To be fair that's not far off from what some of those heavily marketed bars cost.

CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 231d

For a box maybe.

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 231d

1000 kcal. This human battery isn't running on itself.

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 231d (4 replies)

Is it for me?

chellomere@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 231d

🥺👉👈

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 230d (2 replies)

Cheese is not healthy for mice.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 230d

NOOOO IVE BEEN LKED TO ☹️

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 230d

neither is getting between cheese and mice

SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 22 pts · 231d

*Probiotic protein bar.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 230d (3 replies)

Literally the best form of protein:

Eggs

ickplant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 230d (2 replies)

Would you like an egg in these trying times?

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 230d (1 reply)

Cheese is more soul food imo.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 230d

eat enough of it and you'll set your soul free.

kingshrubb@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 230d (3 replies)

"Say a prayer for my asshole" - George Carlin

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 230d (2 replies)

are you lactose intolerant? I've snacked on a block of parmesan before and I didn't have that issue

zqps@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 230d

There's basically no lactose in properly aged cheese. Too much of it will do a number on your guts regardless.

marcos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 230d

Well... Personally, I am. I've snacked on a block of Parmesan and it's not a good post-experience.

Still, I'm pretty sure I'll do it again.

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 231d
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JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 231d

Typical VW owner

WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 230d

Oh man, I remember I ate a block of cheese driving home from the store and it felt like I ate razor blades.

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 231d

Needs banana for scale.

cadekat@pawb.social · 3 pts · 231d

🤤

tobiah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 231d (1 reply)

I always want more parmesan, but I'm embarrassed.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 230d

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

djvinniev77@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 230d

Par meeee sian

ChristchurchAsshole@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 230d

More fat than protein.

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 231d